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e should parkour.Epic Hi-Quality Choose Your Own Adventure When I Feel Like It
Started by: Smashdood | Replies: 88 | Views: 3,811
Jun 13, 2008 9:13 PM #155812
Jun 13, 2008 11:22 PM #155866
I'm going with consensus from now on, unless there's one that I really want to draw out for kicks.
okay I guess I'll just jump it
alley-oop
aright one more just for fun
man I am epic pro at life
I finally lost those two chumpettes, yeah buddy
You find yourself on top of a red brick building. There is a roof entrance, a big ventilation shaft, and a fire escape nearby.
Where to?
okay I guess I'll just jump it
alley-oop
aright one more just for fun
man I am epic pro at life
I finally lost those two chumpettes, yeah buddy
You find yourself on top of a red brick building. There is a roof entrance, a big ventilation shaft, and a fire escape nearby.
Where to?
Jun 13, 2008 11:26 PM #155868
As with all real life super cool dudes, the stairs are for squares.
Through the shaft!
Through the shaft!
Jun 13, 2008 11:29 PM #155869
I say you should break the ladder and then use it to smash the ventilation shaft. Then use the ladder to get on top of the door.
Hide on top of the entrance and ambush who ever comes up
Hide on top of the entrance and ambush who ever comes up
Jun 13, 2008 11:32 PM #155870
Quote from DeathwishAs with all real life super cool dudes, the stairs are for squares.
Through the shaft!
let's get shafted woooo
hey, here's a junction
I smell enchilada sauce coming from down there, and there's mariachi music playing from the right
Direction plox
Jun 13, 2008 11:41 PM #155877
Well he is obviously hungry after all of that work. He needs some enchiladas.
Jun 13, 2008 11:46 PM #155880
Quote from Dudeman.I say you should break the ladder and then use it to smash the ventilation shaft. Then use the ladder to get on top of the door.
Hide on top of the entrance and ambush who ever comes up
We could also go back up and try this; I didn't see this when you posted, dewdmens.
Jun 14, 2008 12:00 AM #155884
Quote from Smashdoodhey, I can barely read this text, let's make it a bit bigge-
OH GOD THE PAIN
I'm switching to MS Paint so that doesn't happen again, that giant letter h got me in the balls
hey you, get over here! *grab*
he appears to be using his best poker face damn this guy is good
aright let's just jam that little terrorist in there
wait there's no keyhole aggghhhhhhhh I think I also murdered dennis now
well no sense letting dennis go to waste, eh
*you recieve an item: tiny femur bone (2)*
karate pose get (oh man I am so awesome at life)
I think this door's dead also, since I haven't instilled fear into its soul yet
well I've desecrated dennis' remains but there's only a bunch of intestines in here
oh man I can make a badass kungfu headband out of these intestines
*you recieve an item: intestine headband*
not very much of him left, but he's pretty tasty ok time to go west
hey this door was open the whole time, fancy that
Our hero finds himself in a room with a lever and a button. Obvious exits are OBVIOUS TRAPDOOR and EAST.
What get next?
Did Denis drop any loot?
Jun 14, 2008 12:36 AM #155901
Quote from SmashdoodWe could also go back up and try this; I didn't see this when you posted, dewdmens.
No it's cool. Enchiladas ftw.
Jun 14, 2008 3:58 AM #156019
Quick, exscaep back up through the ventilation shaft - there are MEXICANS down there!
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Jun 14, 2008 8:12 AM #156178
summon a powerful squirrel to defend you then become your steed!
Jun 14, 2008 8:21 AM #156189
Throw Denis to the mariachis
Jun 14, 2008 8:22 AM #156191
Quote from the JawzQuick, exscaep back up through the ventilation shaft - there are MEXICANS down there!
Hola .
Jun 14, 2008 8:41 AM #156204
Sing with the banana phone?
Jun 14, 2008 4:14 PM #156447
Sorry I didn't update last night, the thunderstorms were ridiculous. I think it struck a tree near my house, because it was extremely loud.
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
BANANA PHOOOOOONE
well I sure love enchiladas, I guess I'll go get some
looks like I dropped right into a mexican restaurant
I'll just use my scroll of squirrel summoning
excellent
You're inside of a Mexican restaurant. There's a bowl of after-dinner mints on the counter; confused patrons are staring at you because you have a squirrel on your shoulder and you just dropped out of the ceiling.
What to do?
Quote from LixuSing with the banana phone?
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
BANANA PHOOOOOONE
Quote from Dudeman.No it's cool. Enchiladas ftw.
Quote from madhatter666Well he is obviously hungry after all of that work. He needs some enchiladas.
well I sure love enchiladas, I guess I'll go get some
looks like I dropped right into a mexican restaurant
Quote from ogrodnicksummon a powerful squirrel to defend you then become your steed!
I'll just use my scroll of squirrel summoning
excellent
You're inside of a Mexican restaurant. There's a bowl of after-dinner mints on the counter; confused patrons are staring at you because you have a squirrel on your shoulder and you just dropped out of the ceiling.
What to do?