How should I?

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Jun 14, 2008 10:46 AM #156266
Well, hello there SPP, I have been seeing this girl, my girlfriend, for the last three years, so I have decided to ask her to marry me, she is pretty, a nice person, and caring, but also funny, and kind; but I don't know the best way to ask, I want to avoid the old classics such as wineglass ring, or the ring in the cake, I want it to be new and fresh, so she won't expect it.

Also, I want it too be as romantic as possible.

Serious suggestions only, please.
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Jun 14, 2008 10:55 AM #156269
You can slip the ring on her finger in the middle of the night, and when she awakes you can say some crap like you think it looks good on her and would she want to keep it or something like that. Ugh I dunno, I haven't slept in a while and I'm not exactly all there, and really thats the first thing that came to my head.

Edit: Ah, didn't see the romantic thing there, meh forget it then.
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Jun 14, 2008 11:05 AM #156272
No, take her to las vegas, get her drunk, then do what chinaman said.

Then hire some other guy to be in the bed instead of you when she wakes up.

Lulz will ensue.






Sorry, I don't have any real serious ideas. if it were me I would just present the ring and ask her.
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Jun 14, 2008 11:17 AM #156278
Why are old classics bad? Maybe girls are jealous to men who ask it in the old classic style
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Jun 14, 2008 2:30 PM #156394
I'm not that good with this stuff, but maybe just don't use any clever tricks and just kneel the **** down and ask her to marry.
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Jun 14, 2008 2:33 PM #156395
Well, I want something fresh, and none of my friends or family have any really good suggestions, and if this place is dry of anything, then I'll just shock her and get down on one knee...
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Jun 14, 2008 2:37 PM #156397
Wait, how old are you?


If you have the money, take her to a restaraunt with an aquarium or something and have some dudes in SCUBA suits hold up a sign while underwater that asks her to marry you.
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Jun 14, 2008 2:39 PM #156399
I'm 25.

Also, thanks for the suggestion, its quite a good one, sadly, it might cost a bit, but I have the money.


I'm just trying to calculate the money rape for the wedding, if she says yes.
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Jun 14, 2008 2:41 PM #156401
"Oh...oh my gawd! Of course! Of course I will! But one question...

How did you think of such an original idea?!?"

"Oh, I asked some kids on stick page portal forum where peeplz animoot stixx."
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Jun 14, 2008 2:45 PM #156406
Guys, I wouldn't really ask you, its just my friends and family, and some of the other forums I frequent have no good suggestions.

Although I like Ash's suggestion.
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Jun 14, 2008 3:01 PM #156412
Do the ring trick that Chinaman said, but wake up before her and write "will you marry me" on your chest in marker.
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Jun 14, 2008 3:02 PM #156413
Depends if you wanna make a big deal about it or not.

What is/does she like?
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Jun 14, 2008 3:04 PM #156416
Quote from Chimaera
Depends if you wanna make a big deal about it or not.

What is/does she like?

She likes games, she likes eating fancy food, she likes football matches, and she likes sex.

And a lot more, but thats some of the important ones for now

I was thinking of doing Ashes one.
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Jun 14, 2008 3:18 PM #156423
You can pay football announcers to announce the proposal?
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Jun 14, 2008 3:19 PM #156425
I was thinking of that, too.

But It'd cost so ****ing much.