Quote from MoD

I'm going to be a father.

I just found out ten minutes ago, the missus is upstairs crying and wants to be left alone, and I need to tell someone, the phone is in her room at the moment.

Shit, I'm hyperventilating.

Quote from rawgreen

end of the world, sounds like fun.... if you love her, you should go talk to her, I know that allot of women look forward to getting married, and getting preg before-hand makes the feel like a disgrace to their mother and father...It's not a light thing. When someone I know starts crying, I sometimes cry too,.......lol

Quote from carstraft

whoa, buddy. nigger, go **** yourself. anger issues are for homos. and insomnia is for aztecs and mayans, and they were ****ing stupid.
and **** you master of disaster. YOU'RE A BITCH FOR THINKING THE WORLD IS ENDING ON 2012.

you're retarded, maybe you should've read the first post, the one i quoted, then you would know what i'm talking about.

Quote from StrunG

Tbh, I would believe The Pirate's post over basically any post made by MoD.

Also lol @ BrianC, FacePlate, and flashman

Quote from The Pirate

Guys, I really need to talk to someone about this and kids on a stick figure animation website seemed like the right supportive group.

A while ago I had been having sex with my hot 19 year old girlfriend that I have sex with a lot and she got pregnant as a result of me having so much hot sex with her all the time. I just don't know what to do about this situation with my hot 19 year old girlfriend that I have.

My hot 19 year old girlfriend that I have sex with a lot is upstairs crying right now, and I don't know what to do.

I'm really nervous, I have no idea what to say to my hot 19 year old girlfriend that I have sex with a lot thats pregnant because I had sex with her a lot.

Holy shit guys help.

Quote from StrunG

I totally agree dude because I, myself, have some things to get off my shoulders.

Alright so as some of you may know, I'm a comic artist. I work on many of the major comics such as batman and superman and I'm totally fucking rich. Well anyway so I was taking a jog this morning, (I run the mile in 4:38 but I can run two miles in 9 minutes flat) when I get a phone call from two of my wives. Oh did I mention that I have three houses, and that each wife lives in a different house? The third one is for one-night-stands because I'm a ladies man like that. So both of them are pregnant and they were both crying and shit, because they were so happy that they get they the opportunity to bear my baby. Just thought you guys would like to know about whats going down in my social life.

PS: The new Batman comic is totally awesome but you guys will have to wait for it to come out because you're not professional artists like me.

Quote from Index

I seriously hope you

Quote from GunnarJ

I may be an ass but im not dumb

Ive read a personology book and it said that I was born to be intelligent, and can control others emotions... my dad said its bad to control other emotions but I say SCREW YOU!

Quote from Index

Gunnar, look at your posts. Look at the replies to your posts. You've been facepalm'd and called he new lion champion. You're and idiot. Read through a few threads you've posted in, for example the one we're in now, or this one. You're a failure, and an idiot.