My baby will be named Ninjabob the first, I shall train him the ways of an assassin and ninja.

You better be prepared.
And yes, Schwa, my name is Jack.

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And yes, Schwa, my name is Jack.

CandleJack ?

By the way, Mantiscore2, this MY internet. I AM GOD.

It is better to believe the interesting story rather than take with incredulity anything that might be interesting or out of the ordinary.

Especially when this belief doesn't really effect your life.

MoD you better listen to me on that advice. But if it's a girl you can wait a year or two less.

Whoever deleted all our posts is a dickhead.

No, they should of went all the way and banned you.

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Whoever deleted all our posts is a dickhead.

Just doing my job, yo.
Still posting the dog pictures i see.

MoD i think im 90% sure that ur not gonna vote for obama judging on how u put down on the african desent.

and im not black im indian >.<

This sort of came up about an hour ago, but it could be worse. My friend is gonna be a sophomore in high school and she just figured out she's pregnant.

Ninjabob, very cool name, god i'd love to have a name like that.

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I'm going to be a father.

I just found out ten minutes ago, the missus is upstairs crying and wants to be left alone, and I need to tell someone, the phone is in her room at the moment.

Shit, I'm hyperventilating.

you're ****ing stupid. the world isn't going to end in 2012 idiot. that's stupid ****ing bullshit, as if they mayans or aztecs were going to keep their calender's going to the highest number ever? they just had to stop at one point, and 2012 is when they chose to stop.

well i think someone did say that their calender said the world was going to end in 2012.
still bullshit. they were faggots. they didn't know when the world was going to end. all they could do is use forced labor to build pyramids. ****ing niggers.
go to hell. dicks.

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you're ****ing stupid. the world isn't going to end in 2012 idiot. that's stupid ****ing bullshit, as if they mayans or aztecs were going to keep their calender's going to the highest number ever? they just had to stop at one point, and 2012 is when they chose to stop.

well i think someone did say that their calender said the world was going to end in 2012.
still bullshit. they were faggots. they didn't know when the world was going to end. all they could do is use forced labor to build pyramids. ****ing niggers.
go to hell. dicks.

Are you a fucking retard? That's not even ANYwhere near close to what this fucking thread is about. Learn to read, holy shit. Kill yourself. Seriously, look at what you quoted. It's about him becoming a father, not the fucking "mayan or aztecs" fucking calender and how it ends on the year 2012. Stupid cunt. Go to hell. Illiterate backward step in evolution.

EDIT: Also, sort of sorry to explode. Bad mood + anger issues + insomnia = the above post. But still. Fuck.

Mod, congrats on the kid. did your wife-to-be get any cravings yet?

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Mod, congrats on the kid. did your wife-to-be get any cravings yet?

Carrots.

And she starting snacking on MY ****ING PINEAPPLES, GODDAMMIT.

If she wasn't my wife-to-be and the bearer of my child I'd kill her.

Stealing my pineapples is a ****ing offense PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

*nibbles on pineapple* <_< >_>