Omegle Fun Times
Started by: Pox | Replies: 75 | Views: 10,374
VertigoPosts: 95
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View Profile I don't have the chat verbatim, but it went something like this:
Stranger: Jordan?
You: Dude! Yes! We did it! [I figured he was trying to connect randomly to his friend]
Stranger: HOLY CRAP DUDE!
You: Nah, I'm not Jordan, can we still be friends?
Stranger has disconnected...
Damian2Posts: 5,026
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
Stranger: asl
You: Wanna see my luscious breasts?
Stranger: how old are u
You: 21 f england
You: You?
You: So?
Stranger: 14
You: Want some?
Stranger: how old am i
You: aren't you 14?
Stranger: ya just making sure ur real
You: Oh, so, you wanna see my sexy orbs?
Stranger: sure
You: *pic*
You: How's that?
You: I'm a model.
You: You there?
You: Hello?
Stranger: give me a sec
You: Do my boobs distract you?
Stranger: ya
You: Are you cumming all over the screen?
Stranger: no
You: No photoshop there.
You: What, why?
Stranger: my freinds in the room
You: Is he seeing?
Stranger: no
You: Show him if you want.
Stranger: no ill get in trouble
You: Why is that?
You: He would tell?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: he just would
You: Is he reading this.
You: ?
Stranger: no
You: Because, I'm typing with my nipples.
Stranger: how?
You: Holding my boobs for ya...
You: and typing
Stranger: cool
You: try it with your penis when it's hard
You: is it now?
Stranger: ya
You: try rubbing
Stranger: i am
You: with your friend in the room?
You: You in to that stuff?
Stranger: no im in the bathroom
You: With your laptop?
Stranger: phonr
Stranger: phone
You: Imagine you're getting a Blumpkin
You: Blowjob while taking a dump
Stranger: wats tht
Stranger: o ok
You: Wait... if your was in the room, he was with you in the bathroom?
You: Or, you ran away to pleasure your self?
Stranger: amran away
You: Now hold your big hard penis
You: and shake it
You: shake it for meh
Stranger: ok
You: I know this, I've done porn
You: Jizz HARD!!
Stranger: ok
You: Look at these melons!!
Stranger: do u have any dirtyer photos
You: Cum all over me
You: wait
You: *pic*
You: this dude likes it
You: Because..
You: ...
You: You wanna know?
Stranger: sure
You: I'm also a tranny.
You: TrOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO)OLO)OL))lo0ololo0olo0lo0olo0lo0o0
You: I'm A TRANSVESTITE!!
You: AND I'M HOLDING MY PENIS!!
A bit long. Guy got super hardcore trolled.
Omegle pranks, FTW.
Isn't omegle filled with horny 14 year olds?
It is, as you can see by reading my post.
CronosPosts: 5,440
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View Profile I am deeply concerned as to why you all have the urge to pretend to be females over omegle. None of these were even funny. Mostly sad.
Hewitt's were actually funny. Learn from them.
Pox2Posts: 1,819
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View Profile I am deeply concerned as to why you all have the urge to pretend to be females over omegle. None of these were even funny. Mostly sad.
Hewitt's were actually funny. Learn from them.
That was mean Cronos.
RochedanPosts: 579
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View Profile I am deeply concerned as to why you all have the urge to pretend to be females over omegle. None of these were even funny. Mostly sad.
Hewitt's were actually funny. Learn from them.
I thought the same when I was reading a couple of stories, Cronos has a point.
Praetorain2Posts: 1,588
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View Profile I used Cleverbot to make a response(It could be boring)..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
Stranger: hey
You: Hello?
Stranger: how are u?
Stranger: hi....
You: Fine, and you?
Stranger: are sure?
You: Yes.
Stranger: do u have any problem?
You: No.
Stranger: I am here to help the people...
Stranger: but if u dont have fine :)
You: I am not angry.
Stranger: I didnt say that
You: Yes you did.
Stranger: #-# hmm show then
You: I live my life.
Stranger: ok.... bye bye #.#
You: Ok.
TyTheGamerGuy2Posts: 418
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View Profile I did one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You both like Minecraft.
Stranger: hi
You: tssssssssssssssss
You: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: *Pulls out diamond sword and puts on blast resistance chainmail armor*
You: "For ALLLAAAHHHHH!!!!" Blows up home
Stranger: WOOOOORLD EDIT *Rebuilds home*
You: Troller: Spawns in 300 Creepers around your home. Hits all of them, making them explode
Stranger: Moderator: bans all trolls to nether
You: Makes nether portal, lands in your house. Does /nuke 75 times
Stranger: Changes skin to a Ryu skin and beats the shit out of you
You: Herobrine: "Imma troll dis n00b."
You: Server: You were trolled by Herobrine
Stranger: New plug in: Street fighter plugin changes into Akuma
You: Newer plugin: Call of Duty, gets nuke after getting 25 kills
You: blows the shit outta erytinggggg
Stranger: Newer Plugin: Pokemon, Turns into Arceus and destroys you
You: Even Newer Plugin: Destroys server. Message is sent to you. It says: FUK YO NIGGA CRACKA ASSSSSS
Stranger: But...I'm white...and Italian *pulls out tommy gun*
You: Now, to fight.... Pulls out little puppy. "Win the war!" It stands there, doing nothing but being cute.
Stranger: *Grabs the puppy and shoots you repeatedly in the chest*
You: *Turns into terminator* "I'll be back. After doing some crack! Trololololololo"
Stranger: What just happened here?
You: *comes back and throws a bucket of caterpillars at you*
You: and I have no dang clue...
Stranger: ...alright
You: guess what
Stranger: what?
You: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS "FOR STICKPAGE!!!!" BLOWS UP the new server
Stranger: Oh darn *fixes server*
You: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Blows up again
Stranger: *fixes server again*
Stranger has disconnected.
sean14412Posts: 20
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View Profile what happned to the place while i was gone ._. (stickpage forums) ;)
Sweeto2Posts: 796
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View Profile I did one.
You: "For ALLLAAAHHHHH!!!!" Blows up home
That wasn't funny. Really.
Damian2Posts: 5,026
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View Profile what happned to the place while i was gone ._. (stickpage forums) ;)
My very thoughts. On the forums as a whole.
You: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS "FOR STICKPAGE!!!!" BLOWS UP the new server
I wonder what he (the victim) was thinking at the time.
Scarecrow2Posts: 9,168
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: how do you do~
Stranger: f here i know this is random but what is your fav sexx position? :)
You: hmm, that's a tough question.
Stranger: how old r u? dont lie lol
You: i am 20.
Stranger: ill give u my skyppe info but dont share with anyone ok?
Stranger: k it is Bella.taxeme1 :) add me
You: but why
You: what have i done to earn this
Stranger: ill wait lets make it funn
You: i didn't even answer your question
You: you robots are all the same
Stranger: add me baby im there
You: damn hussies
Stranger: add me baby im there
Stranger has disconnected.
Salt2Posts: 5,455
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: how do you do~
Stranger: f here i know this is random but what is your fav sexx position? :)
You: hmm, that's a tough question.
Stranger: how old r u? dont lie lol
You: i am 20.
Stranger: ill give u my skyppe info but dont share with anyone ok?
Stranger: k it is Bella.taxeme1 :) add me
You: but why
You: what have i done to earn this
Stranger: ill wait lets make it funn
You: i didn't even answer your question
You: you robots are all the same
Stranger: add me baby im there
You: damn hussies
Stranger: add me baby im there
Stranger has disconnected.
I once actually asked one of those if they're a robot, they replied O.o
frNME2Posts: 649
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View Profile I used to use omegle all the time.
Here's one from a while back.
HewittPosts: 14,256
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View Profile I am deeply concerned as to why you all have the urge to pretend to be females over omegle. None of these were even funny. Mostly sad.
Hewitt's were actually funny. Learn from them.
Hahaha, I only saw this now. Thanks XD
GrimmtheReaper2Posts: 1,918
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View Profile MatrixNinja2000;1030406']I wonder what he (the victim) was thinking at the time.
"What the fu-BOOM!"