Yeah, so I was bored tonight, and I decided to ask a series of varying questions on Omegle to see what people would answer. Let's just say some of the conversations were pretty interesting.
Not all of them are particularly funny. I just decided to ask some interesting questions and see what responses I'd receive, lol.
Stranger 2: don't give a fuck.
Stranger 1: I hate one direction.
Stranger 2: it's ok. they're a bunch of english fags anyways
Stranger 1: I'm a girl and I hate them. XD
Stranger 2: i hate beiber. not because of his music, but because he's an incredible douche to people.
Stranger 2: like
Stranger 1: He spits on people.
Stranger 2: i know! i mean have some fucking decency you little prick!
Stranger 2: he's a skinny little bitch anyways
Stranger 1: Yep.
Stranger 2: watch him coke up and disappear in like 2 years.
Stranger 1: Lets hope so.
Stranger 2: anyways, i'mma go. nice meeting you stranger woman
Stranger 2 honestly sounds like someone I know from this site, to be honest, but I can't picture whom.
Stranger 1: you'll do
Stranger 2: i have money
Stranger 1: i'll give you a nicel to tickel my pickel
Stranger 2: that's a good one
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Stranger 2: Sup
Stranger 1: You wanna rhydon my hardon
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Stranger 1: "oh hey girl! Does this smell like chlorophyll to you?"
Stranger 2: it's nice to meet u
Stranger 2: or asl
Stranger 1: Gets dem bitches every time. They start fallin'
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Stranger 1: Tell her that u want ur slapper doodle inside her
Stranger 2: Hey, did you fall out of heaven because it was raining and you're wet what i dont know
Stranger 2: bye
Stranger 2: DIE
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 2: JK
Stranger 2: JK
Stranger 2: JK
Stranger 2: EAT
Stranger 2: PARTY
Stranger 2: SMOKE
Stranger 2: WEED
Stranger 2: GET
Stranger 1: fuck something
Stranger 2: HIGH
Stranger 2: SUCK
Stranger 2: DICK
Stranger 2: FUCK
Stranger 1: dad
Stranger 1: i think about your cock
Stranger 1: when i jack off
Stranger 2: ask them who the father is.
Stranger 1: It dosnt matter how you got here at least your alive
Stranger 2: wow thats so true
Stranger 2: never thought about it that way.
Stranger 2: im adopted too
Stranger 1: Wow
Stranger 2: thanks, stranger
Stranger 1: Well have fun
Stranger 2: thanks
Stranger 1: Bye
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Stranger 2: hahahahahahha
Stranger 1: gel wrist rest
Stranger 2: youre adopeted
Stranger 1: keyboard lenght
Stranger 2: adopted
Stranger 1: fellowes
Stranger 2: your real parents didnt love you
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Stranger 1: smoke a fat weed spliff
Stranger 2: jerk off to porn n shit
