This is more recent; fought a chaos player who massed Bombers. I kept sending flying archers to harass them. When he stopped to get deads w/ poison and eclipsors, I had already had many more archers, speartons and merics b/c he was too busy massing to make miners, then said "Lol noob. Can't fight on the ground like a man"

Quote from WheresMyCheetos

Back in the day I played a giant masser, who has like 4 pluss giants and at that point what other unit can take 5 or more rocks without dying in 1 shot, answer is giants. So I get around 4 giants and 2 magikill and he calls me noob giant spammer

That remind me back in the days when people massed giants to play each others, once I made an early sword and capture the center, that guy called me cheaters and then surrender :|

I was playing a match today when I held mid, I got 4 ninjas and sent them in rotating two's to shinobi my opponent and then run out. Every 12-3 secs he'd take 2 Lvl 2 Shinobi's. XD He did adapt but it was too late and I had a serious army advantage by then.

The funny part didn't happen till I engaged him, destroyed his army and started taking his statue.
He started spamming "a" in the chat trying to crash me XD
When I told him that wouldn't crash me he instantly surrendered.

So I have clubs for my swordwrath and I'm just thinking what a bloody violent finishing move it is when a juggerknight bludgeons the fat end of the club through the swordwraths stomach.

Imagine that with the Frying Pan/Giant Spoon, or the Chainsaw x.x

Oh, that's what that is. I thought it was some kind of ancient Egyptian blade. Yeah, that wouldn't be pretty.

i got paired with a 1500 archer masser and i had a mage and i bombed his archers and killed them all and his last words were '' fucking gandalf''

Quote from quick kicks

i got paired with a 1500 archer masser and i had a mage and i bombed his archers and killed them all and his last words were '' fucking gandalf''

he just needed 1 shadowrath...

Quote from quick kicks

i got paired with a 1500 archer masser and i had a mage and i bombed his archers and killed them all and his last words were '' fucking gandalf''

XD nice and funny at the same time ^_^

Just had my first "NooOOOOb" Spammer incident. By that I mean he kept spamming the word NOOB. I tried early rage rush on his miners right past 2 speartons and I get the first "NOOOOOOB" His speartons and CA take out all but 2 swords and I'm in a little trouble. Lucky I had a smokin economy so I quickly got a castle archer and started trying to catch up on speartons and Albo's. He is way ahead of me when I meet him in the middle. He has about 5 speartons 2 Albos and a meric. I rush with 3 speartons and 1 albo just to take out his meric. He fleas and lets out another "NooooooooB" as his Meric is going up in smoke. We have another couple of clashes each time he is way ahead of me on speartons but because I have a few Albos, he fleas each time and lets out random "Nooooooob" comments. He's massing speartons for the rush and it was a big one. By the time he started his rush I had about 5 speartons and 5 Albos. The map was long so I had time to CA3 and Statue up. When he hits my statue I proceed to obliterate his army with my ferocious army of miners and my 10 soldiers. This solicited another "Nooooob" comment. In fairness, he was laughing toward the end.

I know he was just salivating as his huge army of speartons was running across the map.

Quote from quick kicks

i got paired with a 1500 archer masser and i had a mage and i bombed his archers and killed them all and his last words were '' fucking gandalf''

You shall not pass!

Guys, you gotta watch this deathmatch replay...

www.stickempires.com/play?replay=replay3487611&version=1.78

For those of you on your phones or who can't watch, here's a summary of what's happened.

I started off massing allbows and ninjas, with a giant for cover. He started off with spears and archers, and when he saw what I had, he retreated to build more and attacked at around 3 minutes. I almost lost all that I had, but I managed to beat him off with about 4 allbows and a lot of miners left.

That was when he sent 5 or 6 miners at me, to make more room for his army.

So I typed, shit's gonna get real, isn't it?

Then my tower spawn got over, and he had...

Looking back, the army and econ graph was really weird.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seem to be getting a lot of these funny ones... guess it's because I just started playing DMatch, so still seeing a lot of noobs.

I just battled in deathmatch against the same guy twice. I won on both counts. Then, upon finding another DMatch, who should I see but the same guy?

The poor guy went, "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu", and surrendered without even making a move.

i was playing with a player,i was Order and he was Chaos,he said "I will win you,my army is strong" and the funniest thing that he lost,here's the video i kept it on my youtube channel : www.stickempires.com/play?replay=replay3*233285&version=1.78
i am EMOEMPIRE,he is RUDEFISHY

i was playing a noob (yes even worse than me :eek:) and he got stuff in order: first miner then sword then archer then mage than magikill and repetead it. The funny thing was he got the middle with giant growth lvl 2.
He had no miners but he had some people at middle so when he told me he was upgrading ghost i placed a wall as close i could (with suicedes and cover fire) and destroyed it while his ghost was attacking it and the ghost then started attacked the place where the wall was and wouldn't move.
(i destroyed the wall because his speartons could destroy it without my CA hitting them.

lol...Fram, long time no see ^_^ where have you been?