Funniest battle moments and messages

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Nov 18, 2013 6:58 PM #1109210
hiding my noob face in purple world. Did you actually think i go to school and have a life?
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Nov 19, 2013 10:08 PM #1109784
This guy appeared to be massing giants, as he had a lot of miners, and I rushed him with swords, forcing him to buy a C.A. and the match ended with "Good job, you f**king pr*ck" followed by a rage quit.
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Nov 27, 2013 8:30 AM #1114469
i was battling a 1400 archer masser on grass hills i waited for 2 min until he finally came to centre and saw my mage i chased him half way back to base and killed all his archerdon with one blast and hes like ''fucking gandalf'' and surrender LOLOLOLOL
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Nov 27, 2013 8:47 AM #1114474
Quote from quick kicks
i was battling a 1400 archer masser on grass hills i waited for 2 min until he finally came to centre and saw my mage i chased him half way back to base and killed all his archerdon with one blast and hes like ''fucking gandalf'' and surrender LOLOLOLOL


Quote from quick kicks
i got paired with a 1500 archer masser and i had a mage and i bombed his archers and killed them all and his last words were '' fucking gandalf''



You already posted it .-.
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Nov 27, 2013 6:30 PM #1114670
lol...I was using the buster sword, and then I got to battle a person with the Rapier, and then he asked me "HEY, WHY MY RAPIERS ARENT FASTER THEN YOUR BUSTER SWORDS! THATS CHEAAATING YOU CHEATER!!!".....well, seems like he thought that buying in the armory would change the stats O_O
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Nov 28, 2013 6:36 AM #1115021
Quote from ShadowGeneralChaos
lol...I was using the buster sword, and then I got to battle a person with the Rapier, and then he asked me "HEY, WHY MY RAPIERS ARENT FASTER THEN YOUR BUSTER SWORDS! THATS CHEAAATING YOU CHEATER!!!".....well, seems like he thought that buying in the armory would change the stats O_O


They do. Jeez, haven't you ever heard? Buster Sword gives a +40% attack speed, Rapier gives +10% attack speed. Lightsaber is beast though, +50% attack speed, +50% damage.

I think armory items shouldn't give stat boosts though :P
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Nov 28, 2013 6:57 AM #1115029
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They do. Jeez, haven't you ever heard? Buster Sword gives a +40% attack speed, Rapier gives +10% attack speed. Lightsaber is beast though, +50% attack speed, +50% damage.

I think armory items shouldn't give stat boosts though :P


*sarcasm intensifies*
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Nov 28, 2013 12:13 PM #1115122
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*sarcasm intensifies*

Egads! I've been scammed? D:
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Nov 28, 2013 4:02 PM #1115214
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Buster Sword gives a +40% attack speed, Rapier gives +10% attack speed.


Whoot, lol, thats why the club gives +50% attack speed, +50% attack dmg, +50% agility, and 100% insta kill......
lol, didnt know that....gotta buy the club, and its also cheap O_O
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Nov 28, 2013 4:44 PM #1115235
Quote from DragonArcherZ
They do. Jeez, haven't you ever heard? Buster Sword gives a +40% attack speed, Rapier gives +10% attack speed.


That makes sense. I love how the 7 foot long 100 pound broadsword can be swung faster than a lightweight blade. But I guess it makes sense because after all you would need to be a member of SOLDIER to swing a sword like that around.
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Nov 28, 2013 5:07 PM #1115242
Quote from IHATETHISNAME
That makes sense. I love how the 7 foot long 100 pound broadsword can be swung faster than a lightweight blade. But I guess it makes sense because all you would need to be a member of SOLDIER to swing a sword like that around.


But then your swordwraths would have to cost alot more than they do, and maybe some mana too
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Nov 28, 2013 5:26 PM #1115260
Quote from jerrytt
But then your swordwraths would have to cost alot more than they do, and maybe some mana too


Nope...cause we have the e-coins, the armory and lots of fantasy ^_^
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Nov 29, 2013 9:06 AM #1115558
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But then your swordwraths would have to cost alot more than they do, and maybe some mana too


Jerry, that would ruin Order's economy! Although, I heard one of the swords gave a -80% gold cost, +20% production time. It's really sick on short maps where you stream swords and miners and go rage swords. I kill my opponents before 3 mins this way.
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Nov 29, 2013 9:17 AM #1115563
This video is funny itself so....check it out :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqeoukPMWqs&list=UUY_5z5hSLAVI6AWrIemp1mA
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Nov 30, 2013 2:29 AM #1115901
I once used only miners and merics to win a fame in the 1400's with an alt. the opponent was confused as to how I got my units so quickly when he had a massive army of 2 miners and a spear garrisoned. Buying absolutely nothing else for some reason