ITT just post silly things that you thought/did when you were a childs that you know isnt correct now

i called black people "brown" people

i thought women choose when they want to get pregnant and that the baby comes out of their belly button

Well, considering the internet ruined my childhood...
I believe babies come from sex.
I call black people 'niggers'.
And I believe masturbation is good for you.

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Well, considering the internet ruined my childhood...
I believe babies come from sex.
I call black people 'niggers'.
And I believe masturbation is good for you.

It is.

Also, what I did as a child: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87934

- In elementary school, on the bus, my friends and I would jump between seats to get to the front of the bus as it was moving, then go all the way back again.

- I used to jack peoples key chains that were hanging off their backpacks.

- When it rained, I would have "leaf races" with my friends in the gutters.

- I would go outside at night with my friends and shoot people cars that were driving by with airsoft guns.

- I would doorbell ditch people and T.P. them.

- One time at night, I saw somebody's light was on on the 2nd floor of their house. So I picked up a rock and tried to hit their roof to get their attention, but I missed and broke their window. Then my friend and I ran like hell. The next day, a letter went out to everyone in the whole neighborhood asking for the culprits to come forth, of course we didn't though :P

- My friend and I would always light things on fire and shoot fireworks at the park at nighttime (actually we still do that :P)

this thread is meant for like things that you thought or whatever but now you know is not correct

I used to call "The Simpsons" "The Yellow Show" because the people are yellow.

My friend used to think that boys pee out of their belly buttons.

I used to think that kissing could make someone pregnant.
I thought that Santa Clause and Jesus were real.
I thought that movies were filmed in it's entirety in one take.

I used to think that instead of film, the actors would actually be at the movie theater and performing for us live.

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My friend used to think that boys pee out of their belly buttons.

Well not really. We actually secrete a grayish milk that demons come to drink. It's a nipple, not a peehole.

I used to think grade-school was an invention brought on by the pokemon fascist corporations whose goal was to drain me of kindergarten naptimes and inevitably recess from my innocent daily routine.

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I used to think that instead of film, the actors would actually be at the movie theater and performing for us live.

lol. I thought that too. like, they'd be behind the box were the light was coming...doing stuff

When I was a kid, I believed in reincarnation over night and then reverse reincarnation at dawn.

i believed that a girl's "fanny" as i called it was just flat and if you rubbed your "winkie" or "willie" as i called it over the fanny they would become pregnant. i also believed that saying orange five times sounded like gullubal.

I used to think that any bird that had black feathers was a black bird.

I used to think everyone had a cock. EVERYONE.

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I used to think everyone had a cock. EVERYONE.

Wait?! That's not true?!