A baby's laughter is the most beautiful sound you'll ever hear
Unless it's 3AM
You are home alone
And you don't fucking have a baby
10k post countdown showdown: Funniest joke wins a prize!
Started by: Exile | Replies: 61 | Views: 4,771
Jul 10, 2013 4:45 AM #1030657
Jul 10, 2013 4:58 AM #1030664
"Don't play with fire" said the teacher. Which is why fire has no friends.
he he he... idk any good ones
he he he... idk any good ones
Jul 10, 2013 5:05 AM #1030670
My dad brought up the porn again...
"Hey son, how was your day?"
"Hard."
"Hey son, how was your day?"
"Hard."
Jul 10, 2013 5:16 AM #1030683
Quote from FusionFusion's joke here
This is probably one of the most awesome jokes I have ever heard in my life.
Jul 10, 2013 5:53 AM #1030712
An old lady walks into a sex shop, and ask the seller for a vibrator.
▬ I want that red one on the wall!
▬ I'm sorry, miss. but the fire extinguisher it's NOT on sale.
▬ I want that red one on the wall!
▬ I'm sorry, miss. but the fire extinguisher it's NOT on sale.
Jul 10, 2013 6:03 AM #1030718
Quote from LFlL0the fire extintor it's NOT on sale.
It's "extinguisher."
Sorry I had to correct that :I
-What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
a stick
Jul 10, 2013 6:54 AM #1030749
Quote from IrianIt's "extinguisher."
Sorry I had to correct that :I
-What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
a stick
Oh my. But you got the joke.
Whatevur, I'll edit it
Jul 10, 2013 7:03 AM #1030756
Time to play Portal 2!
Persona?
How'd you came to that conclusion?
Persona 2 Portalble!
*facepalm*
Persona?
How'd you came to that conclusion?
Persona 2 Portalble!
*facepalm*
Jul 10, 2013 7:06 AM #1030760
YO MOMMA SO FAT
WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TABLE
SHE GOT SERVED!!!!
YOU MOMMA SO DUMB
SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR!!!
WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TABLE
SHE GOT SERVED!!!!
YOU MOMMA SO DUMB
SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR!!!
Jul 10, 2013 9:33 AM #1030825
Quote from harvie89YO MOMMA SO FAT
WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TABLE
SHE GOT SERVED!!!!
YOU MOMMA SO DUMB
SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR!!!
That's some fucked up shit right there.
Jul 10, 2013 5:28 PM #1031011
Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome.
One turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before".
The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones".
One turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before".
The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones".
Jul 12, 2013 11:00 AM #1032844
Jul 12, 2013 4:03 PM #1033038
..that's a picture, not a joke
Welp, I got to 10k. I'll go through the thread in a bit. keep in mind I reserve the right to decide that nothing here is worth $20, based on the first few pages there's a good chance that might be the case.
Welp, I got to 10k. I'll go through the thread in a bit. keep in mind I reserve the right to decide that nothing here is worth $20, based on the first few pages there's a good chance that might be the case.
Jul 12, 2013 4:43 PM #1033090
Quote from Exilement..that's a picture, not a joke
Welp, I got to 10k. I'll go through the thread in a bit. keep in mind I reserve the right to decide that nothing here is worth $20, based on the first few pages there's a good chance that might be the case.
hehe just a joke man
Jul 12, 2013 5:38 PM #1033168
The contest is closed, buddy, NO JOKES ANYMORE