It's a shame you have an a-cup though. I suggest removing everything involving them, and replacing them with ass stuff. Screw marriage.

Why haven't we seen kinda tits yet?

Apples better not have gotten blue balls.

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It's a shame you have an a-cup though. I suggest removing everything involving them, and replacing them with ass stuff. Screw marriage.

There's nothing wrong with small breasts. When they're big don't do anything but pleasure your dick anyways. You think the woman feels anything if you move em around?

I'm with Zed on this one.
Scrabble.

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There's nothing wrong with small breasts. When they're big don't do anything but pleasure your dick anyways. You think the woman feels anything if you move em around?

Yes! I even gave a girl a tit-massage and she totally liked it! Some women can even get orgasms by just stimulating their breasts/nipples.
Sexual education for you Hewitt, you need it :P
But I suppose you have a point when you say they don't really have to be big. But honestly I think breasts should at least be a good handful in order to be able to massage them properly.
I know this is very off-topic, and for that I apologize

I think shape is more important than size. I'd rather have a girl with small boobs then one with big teabags.

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I think shape is more important than size. I'd rather have a girl with small boobs then one with big teabags.

I suppose nobody wants that. And for breasts to be like teabags the girl has to be kind of chubby or fat. And I cross the line at fat unless she has the best personality ever.

For some reason I find myself partially unattracted to women with large breasts.

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For some reason I find myself partially unattracted to women with large breasts.

If a women's breast size is too big, I'm unattracted too. Medium-large sized boobs are better.

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If a women's breast size is too big, I'm unattracted too. Medium-large sized boobs are better.

Based on what experience? Not to sound like a jerk but did you even felt real breasts in your life? I understand cup F might be a bit too big.
But seriously if the girl isn't chubby and has cup D or E. I think I'd kill somebody just to get to them.

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For some reason I find myself partially unattracted to women with large breasts.

Hmmm, maybe you're just the kind of guy who prefers... younger individuals but just doesn't know this yet.
Meh I'm just kidding. But really? Don't you think Scarlett Johansson is hot?

They must have went partying with Scarecrow last night.

I want both of you to plank on each other making a cross.

cuz yu need jeus

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They must have went partying with Scarecrow last night.

:conspiracy:


but hey lolister you should watch out you don't burn all of poor apples' jing/LIFE ESSENCE by draining him repeatedly

if he starts getting fatigue and lower back pain i blame yoooouuu!

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I want both of you to plank on each other making a cross.

cuz yu need jeus

This is probably one of the strangest posts I've ever seen in my life.