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if two people post bad news just choose one to go off of. don't waste posts explaining who posted what first :)

Thank you, Dabig! I was about to say something about this myself.

When Bobby gains note of his girlfriends actions from a text message, Bobby buys a ticket with his cousin's stolen money to hop on a plane to Africa (assuming that Bobby previously lived in a continent that's anything but Africa) in hopes to evade the slut/whore army.

Edit: My god, all this ninja-ing. Use Ghombeat's post, please. :D

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Fortunately he's ruscued by some nice nigga named SSB and bringed to his bunker.

Unfortunately SSB was only interested in his soft soft lips. now bobby is faced with a tough decision...

Bobby soon gets into a relationship with SSB and they both get married.

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Bobby soon gets into a relationship with SSB and they both get married.

but SSB is a bitchy spouse and always complains that bobby doesnt do enough work around the house.

(ok I'll let you guys play for a bit now. lol!)

DaFuq dabige your alive!
Where you been mayng!

so bobby gets plane ticket and flies to florida

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so bobby gets plane ticket and flies to florida

The plane malfunctions and falls from the sky. Hey, I live in Florida!

The plane crash lands safely on an island full of hookers

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The plane crash lands safely on an island full of hookers

A transvestite hooker rapes Bobby.

But bobby represses the entire memory (sorry, forgot there was a page 3)

She has AIDS, she gave Bobby hiv

But on hooker island a clan of doctor hookers had created the cure for AIDS/HIV in a single tasty pill. Bobby takes it, making him cured.

But the side-effects of the pill made him transform into a cat.

A talking cat with telepathic powers

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But the side-effects of the pill made him transform into a cat.

Luckily, he's the Nyan Cat. Or was Bobby a cat all along? o: