Vergil beats Dante, and Hank Hill is immortal and propane.

Suddenly, Hank Hill's propane tanks explode and Bobby is blasted off to a jungle full of cannibal tigers.

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Bobby uses his ninja cat skills to destroy Dante.

Ironic how you got ninja'd while talking about ninjas.

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Vergil beats Dante, and Hank Hill is immortal and propane.

bobby coughs up a hairball and is all embarrassed now...

but for some reason, everyone coughs up hairballs which makes his embarrassment go away

The world is actually a giant hair ball, that's about to explode

Bobby steps on the hair ball's fuse next to him, turning it off.

But then a grenade lands next to him

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Bobby steps on the hair ball's fuse next to him, turning it off.

it was all cool until a witch comes up and turns bobby into a GIF image forcing him to dance in matrixninja2000's signature for eternity.

But it was all a video game, played in a little safety bubble that can't be damaged at all.

Bobby accidentally sent naked pictures of his psychotic girl friend to his lesbian ex. And she won't do a threesome.

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it was all cool until a witch comes up and turns bobby into a GIF image forcing him to dance in matrixninja2000's signature for eternity.

I LOVE THIS POST. Yay, Bobby is now humor slave.

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Bobby accidentally sent naked pictures of his psychotic girl friend to his lesbian ex. And she won't do a threesome.

When he sent the text, his phone transforms into a naked lady.

His phone/naked lady sues him for harassment and gets a restraining order, but she still doesn't put on clothes b/c she can't be controlled by the Man. His girlfriend also becomes a feminist.

Fortunately Ghombeat comes and changes things, Now I'm the protagonist, and with my godly powers, i return to the point Bobby was turned into a Gif and try to free him.