Bobby survives the evil space of cookies and lands on the planet, Mars.

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Bobby survives the evil space of cookies and lands on the planet, Mars.

Only to realize that he had been traveling for millenniums and mars was now so close to the sun, the surface of it was a living hell.

Except for the fact that he was in hell, but he was with his 2 sexy demon girlfriends from his dreams

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Except for the fact that he was in hell, but he was with his 2 sexy demon girlfriends from his dreams

Dreams AKA nightmares

Bobby soon realizes that his grand-father's spaceship was actually an Arwing built by Slippy the Toad, so it can survive the extreme temperatures from the Sun's hot surface.

But now slippy won't stop messaging him for help.

Soon, the whole star fox crew came to help Bobby with his crisis.

Fox and Falco start fighting, Wolf starts to laugh, Peppy starts to repeat shit about a barrel roll, and in turns out his ship is actually being pilot by R2-D2, with a computer virus

Luckily, the ship has an anti-virus program

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Luckily, the ship has an anti-virus program

But a terrorist planted a bomb at the ship >.>

But the bomb was a toy.

Bobby starts to take his life back into his own hands rather than the hands of random people on the internet.
But he doesn't know wtf he is doing

Then a voice in his head says that to trust the people on the internet.

Fortunately the Nyan Cat Bobby (See page 4) comes and bring him back to the Earth.