Riddles!

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Aug 11, 2013 3:17 AM #1062522
Deck of cards.

What can you catch but you can't throw?

answer : a cold
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Aug 11, 2013 3:31 AM #1062535
Ping Pong Ball.

When I am long, I am Young. When I am Short, I am old. What am I?
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Aug 11, 2013 3:43 AM #1062545
i think zylon's is an STD.
irokun is abutterfly i think o-o no idea

what get's wet as it drys?
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Aug 11, 2013 3:50 AM #1062557
It is the beginning of eternity, the end of space and time.

Most easiest riddle ever lol.

I may be a flying frisbee high up in the air, and I will always get the attention of people below me. I did not camde from mars or any other galaxies, I just simply came.
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Aug 11, 2013 4:07 AM #1062587
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When I am long, I am Young. When I am Short, I am old. What am I?


Candle.

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It is the beginning of eternity, the end of space and time.


letter E
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Aug 13, 2013 3:58 PM #1064617
More powerful then God more evil then the devil and if you eat it you will die.. what am i?(no looking the answer up on the web!)
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Aug 13, 2013 5:08 PM #1064655
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More powerful then God more evil then the devil and if you eat it you will die.. what am i?(no looking the answer up on the web!)


This is an old one, the answer is 'nothing'.

But the question is wrong. For example, it says if you eat nothing, you will die. But the truth is, you will die if you eat ONLY nothing. I am eating nothing right now, but I'm not dead.
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Aug 13, 2013 8:03 PM #1064749
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Umm, I guess I'll take nish's turn to write a riddle.

If you speak my name, I am no longer there.


Silence...

What is black when clean and white when dirty?
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Aug 14, 2013 8:23 AM #1065143
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What fails when true and succeeds when it isn't?


Thats fairly easy. A lie.

What has two holes that has been plugged by every guy in town?
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Aug 14, 2013 10:44 AM #1065233
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Thats fairly easy. A lie.

What has two holes that has been plugged by every guy in town?


Plug I guess.
I am a stick in your body that holds you
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Aug 14, 2013 11:10 AM #1065248
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Plug I guess.


Nope. One more guess. Hint: Its a person. Its a woman and it gave birth to you.

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I am a stick in your body that holds you


The penis of a dance partner at a gay prom night.
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Aug 14, 2013 2:04 PM #1065330
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Nope. One more guess. Hint: Its a person. Its a woman and it gave birth to you.



The penis of a dance partner at a gay prom night.


What the hell are you talking about? I do not understand.

What kind of thing that following you everywhere? This thing is near to you. What is it?
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Aug 14, 2013 2:47 PM #1065348
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The penis of a dance partner at a gay prom night.


What the actual fuck. I was expecting for bones
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Aug 14, 2013 4:24 PM #1065378
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What the actual fuck. I was expecting for bones


lol I was thinking about that too.
Answer my previous post, read the riddle. :)
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Aug 14, 2013 5:12 PM #1065398
Quote from SyaddadKazama
What kind of thing that following you everywhere? This thing is near to you. What is it?


A pedophile.

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What the actual fuck. I was expecting for bones


In my defense, I was talking about a type of bone too.