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Apparently truth is unbelievable then.

Apparently your shit stories are unbelievable.

Who do you think I am? I have never met you, yet you call me a liar?

The scariest moment in my life was when I got shot at by some angry casino owners. Everyone thought I was dead, but I woke up in the morgue just before they cut me open for the autopsy. Thinking quickly, I grabbed the scalpol that they were about to slice me with and killed all the people present, even though they were just innocent people doing their job. I ran out of the building and hot wired a car to drive to my secret hideout. I already had money, clothes, guns, and pornography hidden there because I'd been planning to divorce my wife and didn't want her to get 50% of my stuff.

Since then I've hacked into the country's CCTV network and have been watching as my ex-wife fights her way through the casinos to get revenge at the people that she thinks killed me. I am strangely aroused by it, especially the way she kills people in reverse order of the ammount of screen time they've had.

Why should I trust you people then? You give me no reason to.
I still hold my story to be true. It will never be a lie. Never.

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Why should I trust you people then? You give me no reason to.
I still hold my story to be true. It will never be a lie. Never.

You shouldn't trust anyone on a forum.
Anyone you don't know personally anyway.

I only know one person peresonally now. And that'd be Katt.

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I only know one person peresonally now. And that'd be Katt.

Can she tell fake stories too?
Because then, we could have like...an internet campfire.

People could like...post pictures of marshmallows and hotdogs.
And post the lyrics to songs.
How fun!
^_^

You know me personally but you seem to think I'm dead. I can't wait to see the look of surprise on your face in the last scene when you find out that I'm the seventh casino owner.

Really then Zed? Tell me, what is your real name?

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Really then Zed? Tell me, what is your real name?

Spider Solitare!

Liquid, you got a chuckle out of me.
Zed, to prove to me who you really are, tell me what town you were born in.

You don't know what town I was born in. I created Kyle as a fake identity to get close to you because of the big secret.

Krystal. I am your father.

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You don't know what town I was born in. I created Kyle as a fake identity to get close to you because of the big secret.

Krystal. I am your father.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

But on a serious note, His name is Spider Solitare.
And he was born in Las Vegas, Nevada.
He indeed, had sex with your mother, whose name is Spades.

Dare you insult Kyle!? You disgust me. Yes, lets all make fun of the dead husband of some chick we saw on the internet who told us what we believe to be a bullshit story of when her entire life came crashing down upon her.