2013 Official SPP MAN Club

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Aug 25, 2013 5:48 PM #1074115
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Mantha has a bigger dick then half the guys here.


Vaginas are pretty metal too.
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Aug 25, 2013 5:53 PM #1074122
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If Zed has 1 point. And I have 2. Does that makes me manly-er than Zed?.

Well, Zed has one long girthy point. You just have a couple saggy points.

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Vaginas are pretty metal too.

Yes. Yes they are. Unless they are literally metal... metal dick slivers are no fun.
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Aug 25, 2013 5:54 PM #1074124
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If Zed has 1 point. And I have 2. Does that makes me manly-er than Zed?.


Well Zed has atleast 36 millions more sperm cells than you. Give or take a million depending on how much sex either of you have had in the last couple of hours.

Edit: Ninja'd by Ashlander.

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Vaginas are pretty metal too.


For some reason, I could only think of the show Archer where he sees his HOT android girlfriend's detachable vagina and says it "looks like a transistor radio and a veal cutlet had a baby".
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Aug 25, 2013 5:57 PM #1074128
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If Zed has 1 point. And I have 2. Does that makes me manly-er than Zed?.


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Well Zed has atleast 36 millions more sperm cells than you. Give or take a million depending on how much sex either of you have had in the last couple of hours.

What makes you think she wasn't just gangbanged, thus also has 36 million sperm cells?
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Aug 25, 2013 6:00 PM #1074131
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What makes you think she wasn't just gangbanged, thus also has 36 million sperm cells?

I don't think she'd sit infront of the computer while covered with semen though. Thumbs down.
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Aug 25, 2013 6:06 PM #1074133
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What makes you think she wasn't just gangbanged, thus also has 36 million sperm cells?


Because I was busy tonight.
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Aug 25, 2013 6:14 PM #1074135
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I don't think she'd sit infront of the computer while covered with semen though. Thumbs down.

Touche.
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Aug 25, 2013 6:22 PM #1074138
Have there simply not been any new MEN or has Ashlander not updated the damn list on the first post?
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Aug 25, 2013 6:25 PM #1074143
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MatrixNinja2000;1074138']Have there simply not been any new MEN or has Ashlander not updated the damn list on the first post?


That sounds suspiciously like a young MAN publicly criticizing the ways of one of the MAN Club's founding members.
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Aug 25, 2013 6:27 PM #1074144
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MatrixNinja2000;1074138']Have there simply not been any new MEN or has Ashlander not updated the damn list on the first post?


Cause per usual they don't give a damn about anybody ,but their friends. A MAN doesn't have logic, its too mangled by the smokes and whiskey.
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Aug 25, 2013 6:29 PM #1074146
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A MAN doesn't have logic, its too mangled by the smokes and whiskey.


NOW I'm ready to deal with your application. Explain what you mean by "no guns, but a lot of weapons".
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Aug 25, 2013 6:32 PM #1074149
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NOW I'm ready to deal with your application. Explain what you mean by "no guns, but a lot of weapons".


Martial arts weapons, knives, staffs, bow and arrows.
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Aug 25, 2013 6:39 PM #1074153
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That sounds suspiciously like a young MAN publicly criticizing the ways of one of the MAN Club's founding members.


I didn't say "damn ash", I said damn list. Ash lander can do whatever he wants with the list. Not like paperwork must matter much in the MAN club.

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Martial arts weapons, knives, staffs, bow and arrows.


1) Those aren't entirely martial arts weapons.

2) Pics.
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Aug 25, 2013 6:43 PM #1074156
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Martial arts weapons, knives, staffs, bow and arrows.


Do you by any chance live under the sewers with a giant mutant rat and four humanoid turtles?
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Aug 25, 2013 7:22 PM #1074175
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