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sex with a transexual

My 20th b-day wish.

Number of fights been in (one point each): 5 (2 riot)
Number of fights won (one point each): 3
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 2
Ever owned a motorcycle: I'm 15
Ever owned a muscle car: I'm 15
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Not planning to
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Illegal parquet layer at your service. Not sure if it counts, does have some heavy lifting.
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): I don't have a house. What my parents have doesn't count.
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 1
Do you normally have facial hair: Can't yet grow a beard. Yet. Yet.
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: No.
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No.
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): I play guitar, not good enough to list it. So no to all 3.

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How did I get in? I only had one point (assuming sex with a transexual invalidates the other sex points).

Well your stickpage-penis has already been noted as being rather long.

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Real men make up their own rules and then break them. Just ask the WWE.

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MatrixNinja2000;1073229']Where? I'm sure I didn't.

Wow, this time you misspelt "Yes sir, I'm sorry, I'll spell it right this time."

My revised application, fine sir. This time, it includes EVERYTHING.

This here is a MAN claiming his rightful place amongst his fellow MEN.

Perks:
-Early Tae-Kwon-Do training.
-Student that has learned in his years of studying to not take shit from bitches.
-Still doesn't take shit from bitches.
-Isn't a mentally challenged midget that can't speak.
-MANliness.
-Can Barbecue.
-Likes Barbecue Ribs.
-Lives in Miami with all the beaches and bitches.


Number of fights been in (one point each):Well, I had early Tae-Kwon-Do training so spars and stuff must count. I can remember off the top of my head about 3 notable ones. Then there's 1 non-spar I would actually count as a fight.

Number of fights won (one point each):Read the above, please. Same number, 3 that I remember well. About the other one well, neither of us won but, I did quite well. I had a limitation in that fight, though, if not I would have ripped out the dude's pancreas and taken him to the hospital myself because, we've become bros. Bros, more or less.

Number of girls slept with (one point each):I'm not the kind that would do over 15 different girls in a week because, cheating isn't manly. If you're dumped so often that you have three digits in this number that's also a problem. Nothing changes the fact that I'm yo Pimp McDaddy, however. I want to keep all identities safe, though so, I'll have to just take a zero for this section.

Ever owned a motorcycle: Sort of, it was kind of my dad's but, who says that MEN can't be bros? Ash and Nish, prime example. You could say I co-owned one.

Ever owned a muscle car: Haven't found much need for transportation like this because, my MAN legs take me far. American Muscle still beats everything, though. Don't worry about this.

Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: The 7th Special Forces group will flip out when they see me. I also speak very, very fluent spanish with my english and I know that'll help.

Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Being a MAN ain't easy. It isn't for everybody. Especially while being a student and having people expect you to take shit from bitches. Yeah, right, I will.

Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): Haven't ever needed 'em with my awesomeness. Might get some for amplifying my awesomeness, now that I think more about it.

Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): Some big fat dude Hugo, he was called. This chick he wanted openly admitted she was interested in me. He said he was going to kill me but, my BatistaBalls, as people said, didn't care(My last name is Batista, that's why). And, yeah there was that other dude who wasn't as important.

Do you normally have facial hair: Do have some, I don't shave it, I form it. Why remove such a show of my MAN?

Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yeah, sometimes, ocasionally.

Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Jacket, sometimes but, not all the time. Leather, not as much because, my bare MAN is MANly awesome.

Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): I can use meh drumstick well and drum on Dat of which you fellow MEN know what I'm talking about.

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MatrixNinja2000;1073313']fine sir.

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MatrixNinja2000;1073313']Isn't a mentally challenged midget that can't speak.

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MatrixNinja2000;1073313']Ash and Nish, prime example.

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MatrixNinja2000;1073313']my MAN legs take me far.

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MatrixNinja2000;1073313']Being a MAN ain't easy.

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MatrixNinja2000;1073313']My last name is Batista

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MatrixNinja2000;1073313']Why remove such a show of my MAN?

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MatrixNinja2000;1073313']I can use meh drumstick well and drum on Dat of which you fellow MEN know what I'm talking about.

Reasonably amusing answers. Maybe you're not a total faggot, I hope you don't prove me wrong.

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MatrixNinja2000;1073313']Doesn't change the fact that I'm yo Pimp McDaddy.

Change your user title (that little line above your avatar) to Yo Pimp McDaddy for a week, and your application will be fast tracked for approval.

There's just something about Nish that always makes me smile.

You're the MAN, Nish.

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There's just something about Nish that always makes me smile.

You're the MAN, Nish.

I don't know if you were being sarcastic but you legitimately made me smile.

Ten bucks says my buddy Smile is going to come in here soon saying "Yo no one can be me lolznoobz".

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Reasonably amusing answers. Maybe you're not a total faggot, I hope you don't prove me wrong.



Change your user title (that little line above your avatar) to Yo Pimp McDaddy for a week, and your application will be fast tracked for approval.

Yes, I will, sir. Excellent idea. Also, I realized my application was missing some stuff. Use this one.

My revised application, fine sir. This time, it includes EVERYTHING.

This here is a MAN claiming his rightful place amongst his fellow MEN.

Perks:
-Early Tae-Kwon-Do training.
-Student that has learned in his years of studying to not take shit from bitches.
-Still doesn't take shit from bitches.
-Isn't a mentally challenged midget that can't speak.
-MANliness.
-Can Barbecue.
-Likes Barbecue Ribs.
-Lives in Miami with all the beaches and bitches.


Number of fights been in (one point each):Well, I had early Tae-Kwon-Do training so spars and stuff must count. I can remember off the top of my head about 3 notable ones. Then there's 1 non-spar I would actually count as a fight.

Number of fights won (one point each):Read the above, please. Same number, 3 that I remember well. About the other one well, neither of us won but, I did quite well. I had a limitation in that fight, though, if not I would have ripped out the dude's pancreas and taken him to the hospital myself because, we've become bros. Bros, more or less.

Number of girls slept with (one point each):I'm not the kind that would do over 15 different girls in a week because, cheating isn't manly. If you're dumped so often that you have three digits in this number that's also a problem. Nothing changes the fact that I'm yo Pimp McDaddy, however. I want to keep all identities safe, though so, I'll have to just take a zero for this section.

Ever owned a motorcycle: Sort of, it was kind of my dad's but, who says that MEN can't be bros? Ash and Nish, prime example. You could say I co-owned one.

Ever owned a muscle car: Haven't found much need for transportation like this because, my MAN legs take me far. American Muscle still beats everything, though. Don't worry about this.

Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: The 7th Special Forces group will flip out when they see me. I also speak very, very fluent spanish with my english and I know that'll help.

Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Being a MAN ain't easy. It isn't for everybody. Especially while being a student and having people expect you to take shit from bitches. Yeah, right, I will.

Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): Haven't ever needed 'em with my awesomeness. Might get some for amplifying my awesomeness, now that I think more about it.

Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): Some big fat dude Hugo, he was called. This chick he wanted openly admitted she was interested in me. He said he was going to kill me but, my BatistaBalls, as people said, didn't care(My last name is Batista, that's why). And, yeah there was that other dude who wasn't as important.

Do you normally have facial hair: Do have some, I don't shave it, I form it. Why remove such a show of my MAN?

Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yeah, sometimes, ocasionally.

Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Jacket, sometimes but, not all the time. Leather, not as much because, my bare MAN is MANly awesome.

Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): I can use meh drumstick well and drum on Dat of which you fellow MEN know what I'm talking about.

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MatrixNinja2000;1073336']Yes, I will, sir. Excellent idea. Also, I realized my application was missing some stuff. Use this one.

My revised application, fine sir. This time, it includes EVERYTHING.

This here is a MAN claiming his rightful place amongst his fellow MEN.

Perks:
-Early Tae-Kwon-Do training.
-Student that has learned in his years of studying to not take shit from bitches.
-Still doesn't take shit from bitches.
-Isn't a mentally challenged midget that can't speak.
-MANliness.
-Can Barbecue.
-Likes Barbecue Ribs.
-Lives in Miami with all the beaches and bitches.


Number of fights been in (one point each):Well, I had early Tae-Kwon-Do training so spars and stuff must count. I can remember off the top of my head about 3 notable ones. Then there's 1 non-spar I would actually count as a fight.

Number of fights won (one point each):Read the above, please. Same number, 3 that I remember well. About the other one well, neither of us won but, I did quite well. I had a limitation in that fight, though, if not I would have ripped out the dude's pancreas and taken him to the hospital myself because, we've become bros. Bros, more or less.

Number of girls slept with (one point each):I'm not the kind that would do over 15 different girls in a week because, cheating isn't manly. If you're dumped so often that you have three digits in this number that's also a problem. Nothing changes the fact that I'm yo Pimp McDaddy, however. I want to keep all identities safe, though so, I'll have to just take a zero for this section.

Ever owned a motorcycle: Sort of, it was kind of my dad's but, who says that MEN can't be bros? Ash and Nish, prime example. You could say I co-owned one.

Ever owned a muscle car: Haven't found much need for transportation like this because, my MAN legs take me far. American Muscle still beats everything, though. Don't worry about this.

Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: The 7th Special Forces group will flip out when they see me. I also speak very, very fluent spanish with my english and I know that'll help.

Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Being a MAN ain't easy. It isn't for everybody. Especially while being a student and having people expect you to take shit from bitches. Yeah, right, I will.

Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): Haven't ever needed 'em with my awesomeness. Might get some for amplifying my awesomeness, now that I think more about it.

Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): Some big fat dude Hugo, he was called. This chick he wanted openly admitted she was interested in me. He said he was going to kill me but, my BatistaBalls, as people said, didn't care(My last name is Batista, that's why). And, yeah there was that other dude who wasn't as important.

Do you normally have facial hair: Do have some, I don't shave it, I form it. Why remove such a show of my MAN?

Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yeah, sometimes, ocasionally.

Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Jacket, sometimes but, not all the time. Leather, not as much because, my bare MAN is MANly awesome.

Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): I can use meh drumstick well and drum on Dat of which you fellow MEN know what I'm talking about.

You, potential MAN, have my approval.

Now, I wait for Nish's approval. FOR MEN!!

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MatrixNinja2000;1073398']Now, I wait for Nish's approval. FOR MEN!!

Ash's approval automatically ensures mine. However, both our approvals could be revoked if you change your user title in the next week.

Number of fights been in (one point each): 5.
Number of fights won (one point each): 4.
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 2
Ever owned a motorcycle: No.
Ever owned a muscle car: Planning on taking tests first.
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Leader of the Uprising
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): No
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): None
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 0
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yes
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
Do you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): Drums

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Ash's approval automatically ensures mine. However, both our approvals could be revoked if you change your user title in the next week.

Change it? Yeah, right. I might even keep that display of MAN forever.

you missed my application sir.

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you missed my application sir.

No we didnt, we just skipped it.