2013 Official SPP MAN Club

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Aug 23, 2013 11:28 PM #1072866
Number of fights been in (one point each):2
Number of fights won (one point each):2
Number of girls slept with (one point each):6
Ever owned a motorcycle: no
Ever owned a muscle car: no
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: never
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): nah
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 2
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 5
Do you normally have facial hair: yeah but i shave
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: no
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: never
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): noooo
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Aug 23, 2013 11:28 PM #1072867
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Sorry havent been rating everybody, come back and too many damn pages to go through. From what i saw we got Scarecrow, Zed, Sacred. Missing anybody?


You're missin' me baby.
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Aug 23, 2013 11:29 PM #1072868
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Everybody says they plan to be a sniper. I planned to be a sniper. Sniper school is probably the toughest in the US military, and also one of the hardest to even get into. It's not a simple sign up and shoot good.


I suppose it would be difficult to get into sniper school seeing as you are going to be representing your country and stuff.
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Aug 23, 2013 11:41 PM #1072872
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I'm Veir, self proclaimed King of Trolls. My own image of godliness is only contested by my manliness. I'm 19 and working at Walmart as an unloader/stocker. We're severely underhanded leading to a lot of overtime for me, usually 11-12 hour days. I may join the military if I don't get the grants I need for schooling, so that's a large possibility.

Number of fights been in (one point each): 12 Explain
Number of fights won (one point each): 4
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 3
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Ever owned a muscle car: No, I walk everywhere.
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Will possibly join the USAF. Dont consider joining the military to pay for school MANly, but better than nothing.
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Yes, I haul around pallets of dog food, usually over 1000 pounds (granted I'm using a pallet jack to do so.) I've hauled heavier with jacks, not that hard or dirty.
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 4
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 7 Explain
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yes
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Yes (though not now because it's fucking hot.)
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): No, but I write songs. Not MANly.

Explain some bits and you have my approval.

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Number of fights been in (one point each):2
Number of fights won (one point each):2
Number of girls slept with (one point each):6 Oh yeah?
Ever owned a motorcycle: no
Ever owned a muscle car: no
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: never Pussy
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): nah Pussy
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 2
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 5
Do you normally have facial hair: yeah but i shave If you shave then you dont have facial hair.
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: no Pussy
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: never Pussy
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): noooo Pussyyyyyyyyyyyyy

No. Pussy.
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Aug 23, 2013 11:45 PM #1072875
Number of fights been in (one point each): 12 Explain

My ex got me in a lot of fights, she was a total tease and I had no idea, I'd just get in fights with anyone that started hitting on her.

Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 7 Explain

Every time I hit on a chick they seem to have a boyfriend or some shit. Generally doesn't end well.
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Aug 23, 2013 11:46 PM #1072876
lmao just because you dont want to join the military and dont have a dirty job, wear sunglasses, and a leather jacket doesnt make me a pussy. first off i play college football so im still in school and yes i fucked six girls it isnt impossible.

Im a black athlete bitches love black athletes lmao

EDIT: also black people and leather jackets dont look good.
and I do know how to play the guitar but that was when i was in the sixth grade so idk if i still can play it
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Aug 24, 2013 12:00 AM #1072880
Quote from Ashlander
Sorry havent been rating everybody, come back and too many damn pages to go through. From what i saw we got Scarecrow, Zed, Sacred. Missing anybody?


Everybody says they plan to be a sniper. I planned to be a sniper. Sniper school is probably the toughest in the US military, and also one of the hardest to even get into. It's not a simple sign up and shoot good.


Ahem... Sir. You fakkin skipped me, bruh.

.... Twice.
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Aug 24, 2013 12:15 AM #1072887
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Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Plans to be a sniper

Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 4 Rifles, two .22's, a 30ot6, and a .40 cal, 3 shotguns, two twelves and a ten, 6 pistols, two .22s, a 9mil, a .357/.38 special, a .45, and a 10 mil


Pics and I marry you.
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Aug 24, 2013 4:46 AM #1073045
I didn't know joining the military equated to manliness lol.
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Aug 24, 2013 5:09 AM #1073063
That's true. I've known some real spineless pussies who have joined the military cause they don't know what else to do
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Aug 24, 2013 11:42 AM #1073212
Why the fuck am I not in here?

I'm probably the only goddamn MAN that's posted yet.
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Aug 24, 2013 11:46 AM #1073213
How did I get in? I only had one point (assuming sex with a transexual invalidates the other sex points).
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Aug 24, 2013 11:50 AM #1073215
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Aug 24, 2013 12:24 PM #1073229
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You misspelled 'sir'.


Where? I'm sure I didn't.
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Aug 24, 2013 1:52 PM #1073256
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How did I get in? I only had one point (assuming sex with a transexual invalidates the other sex points).

You were in before. And i know how much you can drink.