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here is my entry, the pictures should be all you need

"this is what a man looks like" (Click to Show)

here is me eating a steak


here is me feeling uncomfortable at a costume party (the girl in the middle there was my girlfriend at the time)


here is me next to my close friend, and also some other guy (hint: the close friend is the keg).


here is me smoking a cigar


here is me having beer for breakfast, the party never stops

i'd fill out your form but men hate paperwork and using words

You look like Alcide from True Blood:



Okay I'm entering as a woMAN since I beat some of these guys in this department anyways lol.


Number of fights been in (one point each): 1 (granted this was in elementary school lol)
Number of fights won (one point each): 1
Number of girls slept with (one point each): I think you should have different categories for this. I would give these guys points for other types of sexual contact. For me, second base with a girl. Slept with one guy. And third base with 2 guys.
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Ever owned a muscle car: No, unless a dodge caravan counts lol. Weak
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: FEMA corps?
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): My old job, I'd be on my feet for 13 hours at a sub shop doing inventory, slicing meats, getting very dirty with bleach stains everywhere. Also bonus points for being a member of management ;). I still work on my feet all day now, but granted not working nearly as hard.
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 0
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): Threatened by a guy's GIRLFRIEND twice.
Do you normally have facial hair: No
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yes
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): Beginner at guitar

Quote from Scarecrow

here is my entry, the pictures should be all you need

"this is what a man looks like" (Click to Show)

here is me eating a steak


here is me feeling uncomfortable at a costume party (the girl in the middle there was my girlfriend at the time)


here is me next to my close friend, and also some other guy (hint: the close friend is the keg).


here is me smoking a cigar


here is me having beer for breakfast, the party never stops

i'd fill out your form but men hate paperwork and using words

Steak. Sunglasses. Leather jacket. Cigar. Beard. Beer. I dont think anybody can deny this.

Quote from Firefly

You look like Alcide from True Blood:



Okay I'm entering as a woMAN since I beat some of these guys in this department anyways lol.


Number of fights been in (one point each): 1 (granted this was in elementary school lol)
Number of fights won (one point each): 1
Number of girls slept with (one point each): I think you should have different categories for this. I would give these guys points for other types of sexual contact. For me, second base with a girl. Slept with one guy. And third base with 2 guys.
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Ever owned a muscle car: No, unless a dodge caravan counts lol. Weak
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: FEMA corps?
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): My old job, I'd be on my feet for 13 hours at a sub shop doing inventory, slicing meats, getting very dirty with bleach stains everywhere. Also bonus points for being a member of management ;). I still work on my feet all day now, but granted not working nearly as hard.
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 0
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): Threatened by a guy's GIRLFRIEND twice.
Do you normally have facial hair: No
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yes
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): Beginner at guitar

Well you would have 7 points. But bonus woman points for working in a kitchen!

Quote from Firefly

You look like Alcide from True Blood:

i have been told this before. never liked the series though

Number of fights been in (one point each): 0
Number of fights won (one point each): 0
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 1
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Ever owned a muscle car: No
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: No
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): No
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 0
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 0
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: No
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Yes
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): Yes to all 3


6 points. your questionnaire seems to be broken.

Quote from Ashlander

Well you would have 7 points. But bonus woman points for working in a kitchen!

Still more than Exilement, so I'm good haha

Quote from Ashlander

I hate to break it to you sir, but think you have a chronic case of littlebitch. I suggest you punch the next person you see in the grocery store, be it man, woman, or child. A bottle of whiskey and a cigar at the time of the punch may help to increase its effects.

This is gold.

Firefly is more man than me

I should just turn gay now

Number of fights been in (one point each): Technically speaking 3
Number of fights won (one point each): 2
Number of girls slept with (one point each): I’m 14. 0. But it should be 1 cuz if I wasn’t in foster care I woulda totally tapped the girl that wanted me.
Ever owned a motorcycle: Nope.
Ever owned a muscle car: Nu-uh
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: no
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): I’m currently working on my first job after I get home from Jersey
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): I’m pretty sure we have one.
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): Are we talking about 1 point for each boyfriend or 1 point for each time a boyfriend threatened me? Cuz if it’s the second one, then like five times. Seriously, the fucker won’t stop harassing me. And I wont stop talking to his smoking hot gf :P. But if its 1 for each boyfriend then I think 1 or 2.
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: No
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): No

I'm Veir, self proclaimed King of Trolls. My own image of godliness is only contested by my manliness. I'm 19 and working at Walmart as an unloader/stocker. We're severely underhanded leading to a lot of overtime for me, usually 11-12 hour days. I may join the military if I don't get the grants I need for schooling, so that's a large possibility.

Number of fights been in (one point each): 12
Number of fights won (one point each): 4
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 3
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Ever owned a muscle car: No, I walk everywhere.
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Will possibly join the USAF.
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Yes, I haul around pallets of dog food, usually over 1000 pounds (granted I'm using a pallet jack to do so.)
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 4
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 7
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yes
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Yes (though not now because it's fucking hot.)
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): No, but I write songs.

Quote from Firefly

Still more than Exilement, so I'm good haha

I got in a fight in middle school once and won, but I'd feel like a little bitch by pretending that counts.

not that you should or anything, I'm sure that elementary school catfight was manly as fuck.

Oh it was. I got a few good scratches in

Ash, are you making new sig-jackets for everyone? Or shall we resurrect the old one?

It'll be great if everyone can narrate these stories as well (pertaining to any section where you scored high). For example, if you claim to have slept with 9 women despite looking like an anorexic Michael C Hall, you've got to back it up with credible sounding (even if fake) stories.

Quote from Firefly

second base with a girl.

WoMEN like you are the reason the MAN club was created. Stories please.

Haha I was gonna say the same thing, nish.

Quote from Nish

For example, if you claim to have slept with 9 women despite looking like an anorexic Michael C Hall, you've got to back it up with credible sounding (even if fake) stories.

Fucking shots fired.

Quote from Sacred

Fucking shots fired.

MAN up and tell us how you dipped your quill in 9 different ink pots.