Alright, fine. I lost my virginity in the early parts of age 16 to a girl named Tara. This girl is now awkwardly my soon to be roommate's girlfriend but it's been a while so I got over it. I later befriended a girl named Sarah that same summer and little did I know she was sleeping her way through my current group of friends at the time. I was one of her victims. My family later took me on a cruise with them and I went to a teen club they had on the ship. I met a girl named Maggie on there and eventually took her back to the room I stayed in with my family while they were at an opera on the ship. This may all be fucked but keep in mind I was a 16 year old who had never had much girl exposure in his life, and suddenly came across women willing to give themselves to him. I felt kingly. Now I look back with remorse. But I digress.

I ended up finally dating a girl named Liz (secretly because her grandparents didn't want us to), and in the time we were together we made each other sexperts. However, that relationship was eventually shut down upon her grandparents finding out. Another night I was hanging with a large group of friends at a haunted house, and one of them invited two girls I had never met before. The one I got all romantic with was named Kelsey. We ended up having sex in a room of the house. What am I at now, 5?

Later I started dating a girl named Brooke who had dated a football player before me for 3 years. This caused much problems between us and I came to find out she never had sex with the boy. She was still a virgin. At this point in her life she was ready to lose her virginity, but the feeling was just never right. After getting to understand her, her life, her personality, who she is and what she wanted, I had made her feel comfortable enough to give her v-card to me. After we broke up from all the immaturity she bellowed after that stage, I became really close with a girl named Chandler this last Summer. We became a thing but refused to form a relationship because she was about to leave for Mississipi for college. She one day approached me and said if she were comfortable giving up her virginity to anyone it would be me. That eventually led to goodbye sex.

The last 2 times I had sex were both one night stands I had with girls I had met days before named Leslie and Kristen. Anti-climactic I know. Call me a piece of shit or a disrespectful asshole all you want, but I still respect women for who they are and always made sure they were okay with it and were ready before it happened.

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I lost my virginity in the early parts of age 16

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I was one of her victims.

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eventually took her back to the room I stayed in with my family while they were at an opera on the ship.

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we made each other sexperts.

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a haunted house

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give her v-card to me.

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refused to form a relationship

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if she were comfortable giving up her virginity to anyone it would be me.

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That eventually led to goodbye sex.

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one night stands

Welcome, my son. Welcome... to the MAN Club.

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but I still respect women for who they are and always made sure they were okay with it and were ready before it happened.

Get the fuck out of my club.

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Welcome, my son. Welcome... to the MAN Club.

Get the fuck out of my club.

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

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Call me a piece of shit or a disrespectful asshole all you want, but I still respect women for who they are and always made sure they were okay with it and were ready before it happened.

You could always be a gentleMAN...?

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You could always be a gentleMAN...?

Also known as a woman.

Number of fights been in (one point each): 0
Number of fights won (one point each): 6. No, wait, 0.
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 3.5. One turned out to have a penis.
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Ever owned a muscle car: Does a Renault Clio count?
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Nope.
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Not currently.
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): I'm British.
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): I feel threatened by all human contact.
Do you normally have facial hair: I'd like to but I can't grow any.
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: I'm British.
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Yes! A point!
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): I can play air guitar.

Hi, guys, I'm Zed. I enjoy decorating cupcakes with my sister and playing bridge. I hope you'll let me be a MAN because it looks like a lovely way to make friends and I'm sure we'd all have fun together ;)

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Welcome, my son. Welcome... to the MAN Club.





Get the fuck out of my club.

Do you guys still need me to type a paragraph up or is that fitting enough?

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Do you guys still need me to type a paragraph up or is that fitting enough?

You've gained infamy already for entering in the grand fashion and being disqualified soon after.

Reapply without any signs of having a vagina and you will be member for life.

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Hi, guys, I'm Zed. I enjoy decorating cupcakes with my sister and playing bridge. I hope you'll let me be a MAN because it looks like a lovely way to make friends and I'm sure we'd all have fun together ;)

Didn't we make you a MAN years ago? I swear your answers seemed MANlier back then.

The test has gotten harder. Back then any car would do the job. Now it has to be big and American. I've never even seen a muscle car except on tv.

I'm to much of a man to follow your forms and write your paragraphs. I'm to busy drinking beer, barbecuing meat and sleeping with women to take the time for that.

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The test has gotten harder. Back then any car would do the job. Now it has to be big and American. I've never even seen a muscle car except on tv.

Any MANly car will suffice, don't worry.

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I'm to much of a man to follow your forms and write your paragraphs. I'm to busy drinking beer, barbecuing meat and sleeping with women to take the time for that.

Not enough of a MAN to spell 'too' correctly, apparently.

Nish am I qualified to be a MAN?

I mean, I already bought my white gloves and rainbow socks to celebrate! I even have this wine that tastes really good! It's my mom's favorite wine.
I might even decide to go a little more crazy and do a Pretty little Liars marathon so look out world!

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Nish am I qualified to be a MAN?

I mean, I already bought my white gloves and rainbow socks to celebrate! I even have this wine that tastes really good! It's my mom's favorite wine.
I might even decide to go a little more crazy and do a Pretty little Liars marathon so look out world!

You're a rebel among MEN. We need more free thinkers like you...







... bending over the alley behind the club.

Number of fights been in (one point each):1
Number of fights won (one point each):1
Number of girls slept with (one point each):0
Ever owned a motorcycle:0
Ever owned a muscle car:0
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military:1
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job):Cleaning and taking out bins, and doing dishes ( and making puddings :D ) 1
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each):0
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each):0
Do you normally have facial hair:0
Do you regularly wear sunglasses:0
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket:0
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones):1 drums


why did i do this? It's stupid...

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doing dishes

Rejected.