Quote from mizu

Some of these guys were tournament goers and I lost to a total scrub because I thought he was a total scrub and he was a total scrub. Shit's pretty embarrassing in my book.

.

Speakin of the ol book, its time I told you all a story. About a boy. This boy was very popular back in middleschool. And by popular, I mean notorious. For doing stupid things in class. Things like shouting out "MAXI PAD" when the teacher called on maxwell. Or doing pelvic thrusts when the teacher wasnt looking. Or making vagina jokes at girls. Lets just say that girls didnt like that boy. That boy decided to stop being stupid, so people started talking to him again. Life was pretty good for the boy. But satan saw potential in that boy. Potential for being the laughingstock of america. So as that boy was hitting it of with a girl he liked, satan sent the girl a message. "Tell him somehing funny" he said. The girl did as she was told. The boy laughed so hard, that snot shot out of his nose. All in front of the class, of course. The girl didnt talk to him much after that. And thats why Cookie is single.
Hey all you female stickpage members, im single and ready to go. Call me.

Quote from Cookie

.

Speakin of the ol book, its time I told you all a story. About a boy. This boy was very popular back in middleschool. And by popular, I mean notorious. For doing stupid things in class. Things like shouting out "MAXI PAD" when the teacher called on maxwell. Or doing pelvic thrusts when the teacher wasnt looking. Or making vagina jokes at girls. Lets just say that girls didnt like that boy. That boy decided to stop being stupid, so people started talking to him again. Life was pretty good for the boy. But satan saw potential in that boy. Potential for being the laughingstock of america. So as that boy was hitting it of with a girl he liked, satan sent the girl a message. "Tell him somehing funny" he said. The girl did as she was told. The boy laughed so hard, that snot shot out of his nose. All in front of the class, of course. The girl didnt talk to him much after that. And thats why Cookie is single.
Hey all you female stickpage members, im single and ready to go. Call me.

My life... ._.

Cookie's life*

Wow dude. You basically took my life and copied it. Not. cool. Cookies life. All day. Everyday. Wake up. Go back to sleep. Gon' learn what a long dick look like today if you try that shet agen, stickboy.

Quote from Cookie

Wow dude. You basically took my life and copied it. Not. cool. Cookies life. All day. Everyday. Wake up. Go back to sleep. Gon' learn what a long dick look like today if you try that shet agen, stickboy.

k. Cookie's life :|

XD jk. I love you, stickboy. You certainly put he bad in badass

It wasn't that bad

the first time I watched porn I thought that it was like that in real life. So I purposefully got a boner in front of chicks to see if they would fuck me.

This was long ago and I don't think anyone remembers it, so I'm normal now. But god damn it guys, homeschool and protective parents do things to you.

I hope I won something with this one.

Quote from Stickly

So I purposefully got a boner

what are you a porn star?

Stickly you look hawt though I would fuck you if I were a chick.

OMG So many past experiences and I can't think of a story right now but when I do I will post it.

Quote from Smile

what are you a porn star?

The ability to self-erect is rare lol.

Quote from Apex-Predator

OMG So many past experiences and I can't think of a story right now but when I do I will post it.



The ability to self-erect is rare lol.

That's easy just think of nude girls.

I really can't control my boner. I mean I can think of fucking Jennifer Aniston forever and only get half a boner (and we all know it's either full boner or no boner).

Quote from Salt

That's easy just think of nude girls.

I have the ability to clear my mind and still get a boner, seriously.
That is the truth.

Edit: I wasn't seriously suggesting I have super human abilities, just in case that wasn't clear. I was joking .-.

It's not an ability it's called hormones.