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I really can't control my boner. I mean I can think of fucking Jennifer Aniston forever and only get half a boner (and we all know it's either full boner or no boner).

Boners are strange.
There are times when I'm thinking about the last porno I watched, I get no erection. But when I have a pillow on my lap, I go full erect.

Quote from Apex-Predator

Edit: I wasn't seriously suggesting I have super human abilities, just in case that wasn't clear. I was joking .-.

We all know that's a load of crap anyway.

Quote from Molgera

Boners are strange.
There are times when I'm thinking about the last porno I watched, I get no erection. But when I have a pillow on my lap, I go full erect.

I don't find porn interesting anymore. It's all literally the same thing.

Thinking of porn... Still soft
Sitting down playing video games... Random boner for no reason at all
Wake up after sleeping when the dream was about hanging with friends... Morning wood
Yeah boners are odd

Quote from Salt

I don't find porn interesting anymore. It's all literally the same thing.

I looked at porn that I generally don't like once (anal, hardcore, group) because I got tired of not having a boner while watching porn.

Nothing really changed after that. I thought something would happen, but I still don't like those porn genre and I still have a hard time having a boner.

I thought this was embarrassing fuck ups, not things we don't need to know

Quote from Hewitt

I thought this was embarrassing fuck ups, not things we don't need to know

>:(


I missed an exam that's worth 50% of the grade because I got confused with the schedule. My teacher called and texted my phone when the exam was going on, but at that time I was sleeping so I couldn't answer her. I thought the exam was going to be on the next day. None of my classmates were my friends, and the only things we knew about each other were our names, so I can only imagine my professor asking the entire class, "Can someone contact Smile?" and having nobody answer her. She probably had to dig through our classcards where she asked us to write our phone numbers, and called my phone in front of the entire class only to end up not being answered.

Probably out of pity, she gave me a chance to retake the schedule. To add more humiliation, I was late because I overslept. I ended up having only 1 hour and 30 minutes to work instead of 2 hours.

I had to take the exam in the faculty office. All the professors were chatting rather loudly, so not only did I not have enough time, I couldn't concentrate. A lot of them kept asking about me too, who I was and why I was inside their office, so more humiliation. I couldn't finish the exam, and failed it (got 46 out of 100 points). If it weren't for me getting high marks on the other 50% of my grade I would have really failed the subject.


That was last week, I talked about it on the Chat Thread.

Quote from Molgera

We all know that's a load of crap anyway.

Speak for yourself man

I accidentally called all of my classmates, including my girlfriend at the time, stupid.

This was back in year 11. Some 4/5 years ago. I can't remember exactly what happened, but I was criticising the fact that I could spend 1 day studying for the test, and score 85%, while they spent two weeks studying and struggled to score 50%. In hingsight, I feel like an asshole for saying that. I didn't say it quite that blatantly though.

Quote from Hewitt

I thought this was embarrassing fuck ups, not things we don't need to know

We don't need to know anything about each other's fuck ups, but we're talking about it anyway.

this was a good thread.

one time I burped into a girl's mouth while kissing. granted, we had been drinking so much root beer and i was 15. It was still awkward

you know what Salt, porn being too repetitive is fucking stupid. Sex is just penis penetrating vagina repetitively, I don't get why that aspect is a turn-off for you.

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Sex is just penis penetrating vagina repetitively

That's bigoted.

What about tongues, vagina on vagina, fists, feet, toys, animals, food, etc?

Damn son.

Someone could just screenshot this thread and have that be their embarrassing fuck up.

^^Like anyone important actually gives a fuck.

The smoke alarm at my parents house is so sensitive that if the iron and anything else electrical are in use, it will blair for the duration of the ironing.

When I was a freshman (~14 years old), me, my next door neighbor, and my brother were Halo together, and a little while in, my dad came up to iron shirts, in the same room, behind us for about twenty minutes. The smoke alarm is screaming the entire time, but he finishes a couple minutes before us unplugs it and wraps the cord around it.

We finish our game, my brother leads the way out of the room with me behind and my friend tailing. On the way, I touched the counter, knuckle tapped the ironing board... and grabbed the fucking iron.