Clan Name: Hewitt's Corporate Takeover
Clan Flag:
Clan Theme: Whatever Hewitt Says: Everyone Does
Clan Members: Hidro, PLasmaGhost, Ahdo, Stickly, Lawl, Smile AND SHARP. And Sadko too apparently.
Clan Territory: If you can't even make out where we are then I feel sorry for you.
Clan Animations: CHECK EM OUT:

Hidro's Beautiful Rendition of Saying Toodles: http://sta.sh/0161gh9dbmvo
PLasmaGhost Trying the Same Thing But Achieving Different Results: http://sta.sh/02e0rs2ybdut
Sharp's beautiful movements that he Inserted Himself: http://i.imgur.com/tjVr094.gif
Stickly IS FAPPING ZOMG: http://www.filz.us/view/950c3996-3a8/
Ahdo waving like a BAWS: http://sta.sh/021nuxtthjbe
Smile wtf dawwwwww my feels hes so adorbs http://www.filz.us/view/6b1671cc-d8d/
Atomicapple's Flappy Fish Show: http://sta.sh/02b3cybdgvlo
Atomicapple's Caricature of our most honorable member sponsor: http://sta.sh/01mx1i1l18mn
Sadko doing it right after multiple tries: http://sta.sh/01fi7ujwnrk6



Clan Characters: Look, they're all up there^
Clan Specialty: Doing What Hewitt Tells Them to Do

List of your battles: none yet.
List of your Accomplishments: We're a clan that's actually doing something. I think that's accomplishments enough.
List of your number of members: not yet
Accepting members: FUCK YES. Here's how to JOIN:

Quote from Hewitt

My tryouts: Open Flash, draw your stick on a canvas...and make him uhm...wave Hi to me. As in, just animate the arm moving left and right. That's it.

A STICK WAVING HI

GET TO IT GUYS

ALSO DID I MENTION THAT SHARP IS THE BEST MEMBER!!

AND OBSIDIUM IS THE WORST MEMBER! Look what he did:

http://prntscr.com/2x2ijy

WTF IS THIS SHIT. The Stick isn't even moving. HewittCorp will NOT tolerate laziness!!!


Our Clan's Mission and Vision:

Quote from Hewitt

WE HAVENT HAD THIS QUICK A TURNOVER SINCE THAT SHITTY CLAN TERKOIZ MADE.


As you can see, we here at Hewittcorp value the art of giving CNC. We don't just say "HOLY SHIT NICE COMBO". We actually take our time to stroke each other's egos and let each other know how we REALLY FEEL.

We're a family here.

A word from Hidro: CEO of the Division That's Lower Than Me

Quote from Hidro

Im so exited to be working with you sir!
Im so glad you liked the color. At first I thought it might be a bit to risky to do it, but I'm glad I went ahead and did it. It was one of those moments on which you go all in, no safety net, not even a bluff to cover your ass. It was either to kill or to get kill, to eat or not to eat, to shit or not shit, to be or not to be. I see now all my life lead me to this moment, to this place. I see now I was born for this. I see it clearly now. I live not to kill, not to eat and not to shit. Much less to be. I live for nothing but for green sticks.

How to BE an Honorary Member:

Quote from Hewitt

BTW, I'm sure alot of you are probably asking: How do I become an Honorary Member of HewittCorp?

Well that's REALLY simple.

Kiss my ass. Every hour.


The member who can compliment everything I do by the hour on the hour for the deliberation period of TWO MONTHS will get the job! He also has to fill up a form in triplicate and send them to the 27th floor of the building across the street for approval and assessment. Then he has to get his Kiss Ass Liscense, which will require a urine sample, a physical exam, a mental exam, 3 signatories from relatives, 1 signatory from a dead relative, and 1 signatory from Me. With a pen without ink. On a Sunday.***


YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES



***If you're snowman you're pretty much an honorary because you're snowman

Our GREATEST sponsor Evarrrr:

Quote from Hewitt

GUYS I HAVE GREAT NEWS! We just got word on the IRC from the venerable snowman who has agreed to be an honorary in this clan:

"...yeah sure whatever." ~snowman

TRULY INSPIRING WORDS FROM OUR SPONSOR!

I HOPE WE CAN LIVE UP TO HIS DREAM

Clan Event:

Quote from Hewitt

Alright alright clanmates, let's get down to business. That's right. We're not waiting for signups to end. We're not waiting for the clan to fill. This clan takes action. And does something right away! Guys guys, I know most of you are veterans in the craft. Truly, the eternal beauty of Godiva weeps over your pieces of animating art. To say that we must perform weeklies is a fucking waste of time because I know what you really want. I'm gonna provide something that no other clan has done before. It's only been less than half a day and we're already moving on with our company. I present to you:

A CLAN WAR. WITH NEMESIS.

Of course they dont really know yet. And they dont really care. But that's why you're all here. We're gonna make them care. We're going to slap their asses so hard, they'll be feeling it for weeks! They'll realize that there's truly only 1 superior South clan. Us.

Here's what you need to do:

1) Take your HI-WAVING STICK.
2) Turn him 45-90 degrees, depending on your creativity.
3) Add another stick from NEMESIS. YOU TAKE YOUR PICK BECAUSE IN THIS COMPANY EVERYONE CAN CHOOSE.
4) And pose it so that you are slapping their butts. Literally.


IF YOU CAN ALL DO THAT THEN THIS CLAN WAR IS WON!!!


Although really guys. We all know ya'll just going to animate your sticks slapping Camila's butt. Isn't that what this is REALLY about?

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