Well countering champs only work at like, maybe silver or gold above because at that point they know how every champ work and how to play them. Bronzies don't, it's apparent when they chase friggin singed

Fuck me I hate blitz. I hate him as much as people hate Teemo. I'd ask for him to be banned right away, and then maybe Morg if I'm not playing her. Generations rise, your children grow old and you're still snared.

Okay well maybe bronze V lol.. but even if you don't know your champ well, as long as you jump in and use your abilities, you'll be able to beat them if they used all their abilities too. The difference is that bronze players usually lack a lot in other fields so as long as you're stronger than them in that regard, then you should be able to beat them lol

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Ugg.. so pissed today, I had to face a scripter in ranked.. he played basically hyper ad carries, had perfect kiting and skillshots, with no delays between attacks.. won on sheer mechanics alone and then he just shit talked everyone when we questioned it. I highly doubt it was a high level smurf either cause the way he played just seemed unnatural.. seriously pissed off. He was silver last season and now somehow plat 3 within only 20 games.

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Well countering champs only work at like, maybe silver or gold above because at that point they know how every champ work and how to play them. Bronzies don't, it's apparent when they chase friggin singed

Fuck me I hate blitz. I hate him as much as people hate Teemo. I'd ask for him to be banned right away, and then maybe Morg if I'm not playing her. Generations rise, your children grow old and you're still snared.

I personally think that even if blitz can be dealt with, he's still one of the most annoying champions in the game. Literally every blitz I've ever seen spams F4, even if I'm dodging every grab and kicking his adc's ass.

If they removed him from the game I wouldn't care in the least.

Welp, let's start the rant

Considering I wanted to have some fun, I downloaded again LoL (I take it off on study seasons and put it back on normal ones)
And this is basically how it went

-Entering in a match
-Chosing top
-Deciding to play for once Vladimir since it is on free week
-Considering that Vlad is a late-game champion, mentally preparing myself to farm 24/7
-Starting the match
-Finding myself against Vayne
-Which counters me
-Swearing mentally
-Starting thinking that maybe karma exists and that I probally murdered somebody in my sleep for this
-Laning phase starts
-Strangely enough, we're evenly matched
-Their Jungler (Udyr) tries to steal our Jungler's (Volibear) blue
-Turns into a 2 vs 2 fight
-Volibear kills Udyr
-Vayne kills him
-Vayne has now double buffs and a kill
-From then, the "evenly matched" starts becoming "fuck she's completely outfarming me"
-Because I'm behind, I'm forced to get a Randuin
-Asking for a gank
-Volibear does not know that there is a top lane
-Tower falls
-Considering tower fell, I check what happens on other lanes
-Mid destroyed, 2 drakes for them
-Checking the opponents' names
-Realizing they're all fucking premades
-Trying to farm a little on top
-Finding myself against the Mid (Cassiopea) and the Support (Blitzcrank)
-Dying
-Realized that meanwhile their adc (Graves) was killed by bot
-Strongly believed that the mystic force of karma brought Blitz on top lane for no reason
-Trying to help team on other lanes
-Vayne starts pushing top
-Going top to stop Vayne
-Team loses bot and mid
-Third drake for them
-Surrendering
-"gg easy"

And all this while having Vayne sarcastic on my attempts to kill her, forcing me to mute her

What can I say, best comeback to LoL's world ever

Hey what can I say, league of retards mang

@jutsu what does f4 do?

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I personally think that even if blitz can be dealt with, he's still one of the most annoying champions in the game. Literally every blitz I've ever seen spams F4, even if I'm dodging every grab and kicking his adc's ass.

If they removed him from the game I wouldn't care in the least.

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I played a mid lane yasuo vs AP blitz today. It was hell, I'll have though to say it was due to my stupid mistakes.

Jutsu, is F4 your custom key bind, or does F4 actually do something?

Ah I meant ctrl 4

which is the hotkey for taunt.

Man, when I play Blitz I spam laugh a lot but I do it to be friendly. I mix it up with taunt sometimes, but Blitz waving his arms all over the place is too silly :o

Spam laugh is like a requirement when blitzing.

If you're not mashing ctrl 4 are you even playing blitzcrank?

They should give him a passive that causes his movement speed to increase slightly for every taunt.


I officially don't feel comfortable facing bronze players anymore.

I mean, do you see this build? First back BF sword, second back Last Whisper, Third back Infinity Edge.
Even though my end score was only 3/0/4, they couldn't touch me.

I was completely complacent to chill out, farm up, solo dragon and take 4 turrets and an inhibitor. And if they tried to hurt me, they got burned BADLY, even their farm fed nasus was helpless against me.

I feel bad for them, like match making fucked them a little bit. Keep in mind, ADC is BY FAR my least played role.

And I was playing as lucian...and I hadn't played for over a week.


Speaking of lucian, let's talk lucian. Well, he's the only adc I feel like I can talk in great length about, as he's pretty much the only one I play.

Passive: Pretty good actually, or at least it feels pretty good, feels like lucians best ability, feels like the point of lucians kit. I don't know what sort of champion Riot had in mind, but it feels like this is where you're going to do the majority of your work. It combo's well with crit items like infinity edge, since it gives you another chance at a critical hit and if you land a sweet double crit your opponents anus is going to pucker. It, like Lucian in general doesn't gain much from attack speed increase. So in general you're just better off building damage and crit items, to turn your Pop Pop! Into a BAM BAM! With a passable range of 500, his passive is pretty good at putting the hurt on and farming.

Q: It's a laser with as much range as his auto attack. I'll be honest the damage isn't impressive or even noteworthy until you've got some damage items. But if you're playing right you always want to follow it up by landing your passive, because that's where the real damage is at. Though you can catch a couple enemies in this spell at a time, so there's that I guess.

W: I'll be honest, this spell fucking sucks. First of all it scales off of AP, the fuck? Not to mention its damage, mana cost and cool down are absolutely piss poor. It's got a range of 1100, but it doesn't matter, it seems like enemies with almost no hp get hit by it and like you're lucky as hell if this secures the kill, which it probably wont. It's pathetic, with its flashy effects and sounds, then it lands and the opponents life bar doesn't even budge. It's like if a fly had the sound of a fighter jet, just a really dramatic nuisance. Fuck this spell.
Just use this shit so you can cycle into your passive again for that sweet sweet AA damage, next.

E: It's a dash that would be totally outclassed by other ADC escape abilities, namely ezreal. But this spells mana cost is extremely low, shit, it's for free once you've maxed it. The only problem is the HARSH cool down, unlike other ADC's who have escape abilities which come around more than santa does, or at least it feels that way, lucian really needs to make the right calls on whether to use it to escape, dodge or chase with this spell. But it activates your passive and the cool down is reduced by your passive, so for fuck sake, use your passive!

R: I've got mixed feelings about his ultimate. It can secure kills, sometimes and it can do good damage, sometimes. It feels SUPER situational, since most of the popular champs in the meta are speedy escape artists, you'll end up firing at nothing completely vulnerable for the duration. And it seems like at certain angles they only need to sidestep and they'll avoid half of it even if you're readjusting quickly. But it has presence and can be used at fairly low mana, so it gets a pass.
I just wish it had some sort of synergy with his passive, instead of being another generic THE ADC GOES PEWPEW ultimate.

Like imagine if his ultimate simply activated his passive a few times, instead of locking him in some boring outclassed pewpew animation. It would be so much more useful.

His W is good for kiting though, depending on how much enemies you hit with it, you can get like, 60% (I think) movement speed boost.

That said, I completely suck with him. I'm better of using Jinx or Ez or Trist than him. I don't have the feel with him, same thing goes for Vayne.

Zed went inactive once he hit level 4 so I sort of jumped in mid lane and tried helping there. Riven did a great job holding her own on top lane so I got super buck nasty from floating around mid and bot lanes. Got my full build before anyone in the game hit level 15, and then after scoring three triple kills and an ace, I hit one of those 7k lag spikes and died several times trying to help my team push their base. I'm not going to lie, I completely hands down won this game for my team alone. Between solo'ing dragons and killing Baron almost by myself, I'd say I did a super great job.

that soraka with warmog's though

why