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The Handyman

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Mar 11, 2015 1:04 AM #1324043
AW yes! Hi Mgee!
Si, this character seems very interesting. Kiro would get squashed probs if he fought this guy. You put a lot of details too!
Keep up the good work!
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Mar 11, 2015 3:06 AM #1324080
I could see Omega and Handyman fighting and they end up getting their limbs all tangled up. After all, there would be many, many flexible limbs, it's almost guaranteed to happen.
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Aug 2, 2015 1:48 PM #1390640
Revamped the OP so that it's got at least 20% less WordsWordsWords. It was just a massive hunk of text before which spoilers didn't help.

If you read and like this guy, and if you wanna tussle, say it here. I got a to-do list, and it's getting short on names.
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Aug 3, 2015 6:58 PM #1391204
Waffles, Considering you stole my signature (and no, it's not a furry), I have to fight you. Actually, I just want to anyhow. Yes, I will send you PM challenge.
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Aug 4, 2015 12:43 AM #1391302
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Waffles, Considering you stole my signature (and no, it's not a furry), I have to fight you. Actually, I just want to anyhow. Yes, I will send you PM challenge.
You might want to reconsider, he's a good one. Also, your wrhg might as well be one, in all but name.
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Aug 4, 2015 3:59 PM #1391519
I honestly deeply wanna fight you, but due to character constrictions, such a battle is impossible. If I did fight you, my character's entire motivation for joining the system would be gone, and he'd no longer have any reason to be a gladiator. So, if it comes down to retiring him, you'll be my last battle, so that things can end on a satisfying note.
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Aug 4, 2015 4:08 PM #1391524
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I honestly deeply wanna fight you, but due to character constrictions, such a battle is impossible. If I did fight you, my character's entire motivation for joining the system would be gone, and he'd no longer have any reason to be a gladiator. So, if it comes down to retiring him, you'll be my last battle, so that things can end on a satisfying note.


I read your char and though I'm not intrigued enough to warrant a battle challenge, if you want me to be the final fight of him I'd be honoured. By then I hope you'd have enough battles with the guy to create some lovely character development, and give me enough resources to look back and research through for some tasty nightmare action.
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Aug 4, 2015 4:11 PM #1391526
Indeed. I'm hoping to create a canon for him through the battles, so that he doesn't remain static. Much more satisfying that way, and it takes me back to my wRHG roots, where everything I did with my characters related in some way.
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Aug 4, 2015 8:21 PM #1391570
Ok I got some questions for you.

If someone wasn't scared of the handyman, would the handyman attack them anyway? Or would he just be like "yeah we're pals"

Also what would happen if handy couldn't enter the opponents mind (and I know he would use his "brute strength" to rek some scrubs ((I have a fan art idea now)) but what if the opponent was faster than handy?)
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Aug 4, 2015 8:53 PM #1391573
Quote from PitchEnder
Ok I got some questions for you.

If someone wasn't scared of the handyman, would the handyman attack them anyway? Or would he just be like "yeah we're pals"

Also what would happen if handy couldn't enter the opponents mind (and I know he would use his "brute strength" to rek some scrubs ((I have a fan art idea now)) but what if the opponent was faster than handy?)


1. If someone is not outright offensive towards Handy, or scared, he'd be chill with them. No harm.

2. Handyman's a bit of an unmovable object. I like to think he's super-effective against super fast characters. If someone is throwing themselves at him at high speeds, chances are they're light and they're going to hit a foot-thick solid fist at fuck-knows miles per hour. Whether it's the fist or the victim moving fast, it's still going to be one hell of a collision.

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I don't want to answer questions for Waffles, but from what i've read, he is friends with children because they aren't afraid of him. (I'm using the term him very loosely.)


You got it.
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Aug 4, 2015 8:53 PM #1391574
Quote from PitchEnder

If someone wasn't scared of the handyman, would the handyman attack them anyway? Or would he just be like "yeah we're pals"


I don't want to answer questions for Waffles, but from what i've read, he is friends with children because they aren't afraid of him. (I'm using the term him very loosely.)
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Aug 4, 2015 9:27 PM #1391580
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1. If someone is not outright offensive towards Handy, or scared, he'd be chill with them. No harm.


The number of bro high fives would be too high!

I like this character XD
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Mar 26, 2016 8:15 PM #1443752
I bump because I want someone to fight me.
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Apr 3, 2016 5:12 AM #1444683
Quote from PitchEnder
The number of bro high fives would be too high!


A high five from this thing would kill you.
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I bump because I want someone to rub my knob.

It's too bad, nobody loves you enough to challenge you. Maybe you should challenge people if you want a fight
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Apr 8, 2016 10:28 AM #1445217
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It's too bad, nobody loves you enough to challenge you. Maybe you should challenge people if you want a fight


It's too bad I was considering it as a sort of finale for Zalgo.
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