Greetings Fellow StickPagians
In the spirit of the one year anniversary of StickEmpires
I've decided to make a joke story, with some reference to the past and present of StickEmpires
So Enjoy, "Orderly Guy"
In the spirit of the one year anniversary of StickEmpires
I've decided to make a joke story, with some reference to the past and present of StickEmpires
So Enjoy, "Orderly Guy"
*Warning, Stories Contain Inappropriate Language...But believe me...it's not the most inappropriate thread out there on SP Forums...So Enjoy :)*
*Warning, If you are a character in the story...know that your character may do crazy stuff but it is not to be taken seriously
Orderly Guy Comic-Cover by Azxc (Click to Show)
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“Orderly Guy”
(StickEmpires Parody of Family Guy)
Plot
In this cartoon, all Stickpagians are sucked into a Stick Figure world, it includes all of SP’s Aspects as Physical Locations in the form of cities and buildings (For example, Clans(Mainly Inamorta), The SP Forum Center, Etc are physical buildings run by Stick Figure characters)
Pilot Episode
“The Grand Council (Order Clan)”
*Note: All Stickpagians (That are in a clan) wake up in their clan’s building after being sucked into the virtual Stick World*
(StickEmpires Parody of Family Guy)
Plot
In this cartoon, all Stickpagians are sucked into a Stick Figure world, it includes all of SP’s Aspects as Physical Locations in the form of cities and buildings (For example, Clans(Mainly Inamorta), The SP Forum Center, Etc are physical buildings run by Stick Figure characters)
Pilot Episode
“The Grand Council (Order Clan)”
*Note: All Stickpagians (That are in a clan) wake up in their clan’s building after being sucked into the virtual Stick World*
Buddy (Magikill): …Whoa what happened?... *Looks at hand* Holy Shit!, I’m holding a fire staff…and wearing a hat on fire?...
Tecness (BanWrath): “WTF?”
Buddy: Tec!? What happened!?
Tecness: …I don’t even…what?...Buddy… I think we’ve been sucked into a virtual reality of Inamorta…
Buddy: *Shock*
Crimshock (Archer): “Oh that’s fucking great, I knew Stickpage would come back to haunt me >.>”
Azxc (SwordWrath): Whoa you’re saying we are actually in the game? In a Stick World?...
Buddy: “FULMINATE!” *Explosion* “Dude awesome! My spells work” :D *Looks around* “Whoa Tec look!” “This building we are in…It’s a virtual building of TGC!” *Looks outside the TGC Castle* “This is amazing, our clan building has a Statue with TGC inscribed on it” :O
Tecness: Buddy, I need to research what the fuck happened, I don’t care for the sight-seeing as I don’t want to be stuck in this virtual reality (Then I’ll have to run this fucking clan again >.>)
Azxc: “Oh come on Tec, Lighten up”
Tecness: “I would if this was a League of Legends virtual world, but screw this one.”
Crimshock: “I agree”
Buddy: “Well you two stay here and be sticks in the mud, I’m going out to see this virtual world”
Azxc: “I’m going to go see what is down this road, Buddy you follow the other”
*Buddy walks down the road a bit and meets Aiman (They have to yell back and forth since Aiman is in the sky)*
Buddy: “Aiman! Did you see what happened?!”
Aiman (Albowtross): “Yeah we’ve been turned into Stick Figures, Do you know what happened?!”
Buddy: “No, I just woke up and hour ago and I appear to be a young mage!” “Isn’t it awesome?!”
Aiman: “Well yeah, but constantly flying for some reason is a bitch” “I need a way to break this code where I am forced to fly…”
Buddy: “Ok well good luck with that” “Say, Do you know where this road leads to by the way?”
Aiman: “It’s where I spawned; it’s a Stickpage central city with the forum building and stuff, with a lot of Stick Figure people”
Buddy: “Oh cool I got to check that out, by the way Aiman while I was walking down this road just now there was this Stick Girl looking for you, she seemed pissed”
Aiman: “It’s none of your business, and if the cops ask you, I was inside TGC all of yesterday”
Buddy: “Ok…I’m just gonna keep following this road…”
*Buddy arrives to the neutral StickPage city*
Buddy: “Wow cool!”… “CRAZYJAY AND BROCK!” :O
Stickpagian Citizen: “CrazyJay, What happened?”
CrazyJay: “I and other StickPage leaders are researching the cause of how this could have happened” “Unfortunately our research has not lead to any solution to the illogical creation of this virtual world we’ve all been sucked into.” “I know this may be frustrating for those who have real lives to get back to, but until we find a solution to this virtual world I suggest we make the best of it. That is all I have to say to now, I am going back to work on researching this!” *Slowly Leaves Stage*
Drunken Citizen: “How about…we all just build a time machine, and go to the future where we figured out the solution to this problem, then when we meet our future selves, we can steal all their future stuff and get back to the real world”
*Hyun sneaks behind him and kills him*
CrazyJay: “…Very nice Hyun”
Buddy: “Whoa all these Stick Figures, are people from the real world?” “Damn” “Welp CJ is right, if we are stuck here, might as well make the most of it” “Let’s see…Ah, I’ll check out the forum”
*Buddy enters the forum, as he is walking he passes scanners that sound of an alarm*
Alarm: “ALERT! ALERT! IDIOT CHILD DETECTED!”
Buddy: -.-
Forum Security: “GET HIM” *Beats down Buddy*
Buddy: *Wakes up* “What happened?...”“huh?”
*Hewitt and Exilement (Currently Bird Avatars, Hewitt using his beak to hold hold Buddy by the head, Exilement by the legs) are flying Buddy back to TGC and knock on the door*
*Tecness answers the door*
Hewitt: “Does this Magidiot belong to you?” >.>
Buddy: “Hi Tec”
Tecness: -.- “What stupid shit did he do this time?”
Exilement: “One report of entering the +18 Section” “This is just a warning this time, if it happens again it will cost 1 infraction point”
*Suddenly, Hewitt switches to a rabbit avatar causing him to drop Buddy* *Buddy’s Flaming hat hits and sets the rabbit Hewitt on fire, and kills him*
Exilement: “Shit…”
Buddy: Well I guess it should have said “Save the rabbit”
Tecness: “Ha”
Exilement: “You just killed Hewitt…Infraction Time!...”
Buddy: “It was accident! I won’t do it again, Please!”
Exilement: “Fine I’ll bring him back to the forum, see if they can do anything, but if he is permanently dead…, you’ll be permanently banned!” *Hint* *Hint* *Mecha-Hewitt is created*
*A few days pass…*
A Grand Narrator Voice: “Meanwhile, at the Zenith!”
Team Zenith (Chaos Clan)
WyzDM (Bomber): “Good News Everyone!” “My Dream of living in SE has come true!”
Galeforce (JuggerKnight): *Yawn* “Yeah no shit, but I’m a Jugger and somehow my truck has been sucked in with me, all is good” *Drinks a Beer*
Rain (Marrowkai): “Hey Guys, I’ve been working on our systems, I’ve managed to get connection to the real world again”
Galeforce: Aye, Rain that’s good, how did you do it?
Rain: “Let’s just say I know my Redstone ;p, I’ve built chat rooms with the help of the giants for communication, one is a member chat that only we can get in, and one is for everyone.”
WyzDM: “Excellent, Hey what this mail?”
(The Letter)
Dear WyzDM,
It has come to our attention that you only have 15 paid days left on your clan. If you do not pay for more days, then your clan and virtual clan building will be brutally destroyed within 15 days and you and your members will be left on the cold streets. Good Day.
It has come to our attention that you only have 15 paid days left on your clan. If you do not pay for more days, then your clan and virtual clan building will be brutally destroyed within 15 days and you and your members will be left on the cold streets. Good Day.
Love Enjin
WyzDM: “Wow what a threatening letter, Rain how much money do we got?”
Rain: “Accounting to today’s gold income 5 feet from our castle, I’d say we have about $100,000”
WyzDM: “Ah Excellent that really makes my sandwich”
Galeforce: “…?”
Rain: “It’s just another one of the weird random things Wyz says Gale :P”
WyzDM: “Say, where are Ben, Tai and Corps?”
Rain: “They haven’t spawned in yet”
*CaptainCorps2 (Marrowkai with a captain’s hat) spawns in 10 feet above ground* *Lands on his butt*
Corps: “Ah I landed on my fucking ass-bone!”…”Whoa what the hell, I’m…Boner” “Am I tripping on hard drugs?”
Rain: >.> “…No, you’ve been sucked into a virtual reality of StickEmpires, Also I think you meant to say that you’re made of only bone”
Corps: “Holy shit!” “You mean I’m a marrow?!” *Gale climbs a ladder with redstone wiring in hand*
Rain: “It appears so, now Gale place that redstone a little more to the left”
Corps: “Multiosis Tandio” *Summons Reaper* *Hits Gale and he falls off the ladder* “Haha fuck you Gale”
Galeforce: “You Jackass, you just earned yourself a beatdown!!” “CHHHAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGEEE!”
Corps: *Summons Reaper again* “You can’t touch this!” *Dances out of the room*
Galeforce: “Fucking ass reapers, I’ll finish that asshole later”
Rain: “Welp that’s enough work for today, now I’m going out to some Free Fight ranking”
Galeforce: “Free Fight Ranking?”
Rain: “It’s an addition to this virtual world, where you just go outside your clan and PVP other random or clan players for your Free Fight Rating, only your clan is your ally” “Also when people die in this virtual reality…, we respond…”
WyzDM: “Yeah it’s not good being a lone bomber for Free Fight >.>, then again my ability to explode infinite times is awesome” “I’m going to go to the Rank Arena instead to play Classic :P”
Galeforce: “Hell, does running people over with my truck count towards my Free Fight Rating?”
Rain: “No…they still have to be killed by StickEmpire Methods to count -.-“
Galeforce: “I’m going to use my truck anyways :P” *Galeforce drives for a bit* “Oh look it’s Jerry, TIME TO RUNS HIS ASS DOWN!”
*Jerry turns to see a truck coming straight at him!*
Jerry (Archer): “OH SHIT! IN THE NAME OF FURIOUS NAPKINS JESUS CHRIS…” *Gets ran over and dies*
Galeforce: “YEE-HAW!”
*Meanwhile back at Zenith*
Corps: “Xeno, hurry up I need to use the bathroom! I can already guess what you’re doing in there -.-“
Xeno (Female Passive Healing Meric or Chaos Meric): “Hold your Anus MadaFaka!”
*Xeno opens door*
Corps: :O “Xeno…you’re…you’re”
Xeno: “What madafaka?”
Corps: “You’re Hot” O.O
Xeno: “So?”
Corps: “Would you like to go out?”
Xeno: “Sure Fag, Lezz go to the fancy Terkoiz Dine-n-Fight”
Corps: “Great! It’s a date, now move I need to shit a bone!”
A Grand Narrator Voice: “Meanwhile at The GRAND COUNCIL!”
*Tecness and Crimshock are smashing their faces repeatedly on the TGC Briefing Table because they just can’t figure out how the fuck to get out of this virtual world*
Tecness: WHY! *Slam* CAN’T! *Slam* WE! *Slam* FIGURE! *Slam* THIS! *Slam* OUT! *Slam and Facepalm*
Buddy: Hey Tec, now that you’re done slamming your face into the table, do you want to play?...
Tecness: *Tecness starts reslaming* “God! *Slam* Damn it! *Slam* Buddy! For the 50th Time…NO!
30seconds pass by…
Buddy: “So…How about now?”
Tecness: “AH I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!” *Dives through a window*
Crimshock: “See this is what happens when you have rankless clan members” >.> “Well fuck it I’m going to bed”
*Azxc crawls into the castle with 6 arrows in his ass*
Buddy: “Whoa, what happened to you!?”
Azxc: “Jerry!...He almost got me…, until I was saved by some guy in a truck who ran him over…”
Buddy: “Whoa talk about luck lol”
Azxc: “Yeah I’m going to go garrison in my room now…”
Buddy: “Yeah you do that, while I take these sedatives and look for Tecness…”
7Days Pass…
Buddy: “Tec!? Tec!? Tec are you out here!?” *Suddenly Buddy sees something in the bushes, and it looks like shit* *Looks pass the bush and enters slowly* “Tecness…?”
Tecness: “Tecky want LoL” “Tecky want his precious!”
Buddy: “Oh well…ok Tec has completely lost it…great…*Shoots a sedative*
Tecness: “Tecky Sleepy…” *Falls asleep*
*Switches Back to TZ*
WyzDM: “Good News Everyone!” “It’s officially our 10 Day anniversary!” “This calls for a CELEBRATION!”
Galeforce: (Massively Drunk) “YEAH WOOHOO PARTY!”...*Jumps into his truck* *Drives into Statue* “Whoa, when did that get there?...It was all like…slow motion” *Passes out*
Xeno: “Corps”
Corps: “Yeah?”
Xeno: “Do me…Do me right here on the briefing table”
Corps: “OK!” *They Proceed…*
Rain: “Oh boy…”
WyzWrath: “WHOA! I COULD HANDLE GALE’S DRUNKNESS, BUT NO FUCKING ON MY BRIEFING TABLE!”
Rain: “Hey I just realized the name of the show is Orderly Guy but this is pretty fucked up”
Corps: (Angry Whisper) “Don’t ruin this for me Wyz!” “Just let me continue!”
WyzWrath: “HELL NO” *Blasts them both off the table* “Get a room!”
Jli and Ben (Eclipsors): “Sup land fags!”
WyzDM: “I can blast you guys whenever I want, just know that…!”
Jli: *Both of them aim at Wyz* "WyzDM,...Do you want two arrows in your ass?"
WyzDM: "...Ok...I'll behave"
Ben: "Yes you will!"
*Suddenly a loud yell of Pain is heard*
3FFA(Order Giant): "Death Noise"
Daemonic(Castle Arch-Mage): "Haha, No one shall escape my Over-Power!"
WyzDM: "Dae! You've been on top of the castle the whole time mate?!
Daemonic: "Yep, Been killing a bunch of things all day while you guys were fucking around inside"
*Leaf Spawns in*
Leaf (Chaos Giant): “Oh my fucking god…”
WyzDM: “:O Leaf spawned in!?”
Leaf: “Let me guess, I’ve been brought into a virtual world of Inamorta and the reason is probably something Buddy-related and I’m a fucking giant”
WyzDM: “You’ve got it Mate!”
Rain: “Welcome to hell”
*The next day*
*Corps is watching Manavision*
Galeforce: “Ok Corps, Its time for payback and I’m much more sober!”
Corps: “Nah…I don’t really feel like it…”
Galeforce: T-T “Charge!!!!”
Corps: “Reap!” *Gale gets reaped out the window*
Galeforce: “GOD DAMN MAGIC!”
Corps: *Claps off hands* “meh I’m done watching Manavision anyway, I think I’ll go upstairs and use my BoneiPad”
Galeforce: “Hmm…TIME FOR THE TRUCK, HE CAN’T FUCKING REAP THAT!” *Drives truck into the building and up the stairs like wild man* *Faces Corps* “Alright Corps, TIME TO FUCK OFF!
Corps: “yeah sure :p” *Looks up frequent Summon-contacts with BoneiPad, Summons a Massively Buff reaper by clicking his name*
Reaper: *Picks up truck* “Rawr!” *Goes flying out the building*
Corps: “Thanks Buffy :p!”
Galeforce: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…” *Sees WyzDM* “Wyz! Help me dipshit!...”
WyzDM: “Oh sure, I’ll “help” you” *Places a giant bomb where his truck