I doooon't feeeeeel like "hijacking" a thread that isn't even mine, and my posts there makes me feel shameful, so I'm making one myself.

Picture is broken.

The Griffin drops him, and he lands in a haystack, sparing his life.

Ok, i fixed that.

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The Griffin drops him, and he lands in a haystack, sparing his life.

You try to command the griffin into letting him go, but it doesn't seem to cooperate.



Anyway, giving a closer look to the griffin, MC notices the presence of a scruffy beard on its neck.

What should we do?

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Ok, i fixed that.



You try to command the griffin into letting him go, but it doesn't seem to cooperate.


Anyway, giving a closer look to the griffin, MC notices the presence of a scruffy beard on its neck.

What should we do?

Shave it with a nailcutter

Tickle the grotesque griffin.

Deck it on the throat

truth is, the griffin is the man's mother

*he closely inspects the griffin and realizes it is a human transformed into a beast. Likely a druid or shaman Scarecrow *

Quote from Ghombeat

You try to command the griffin into letting him go, but it doesn't seem to cooperate.



Anyway, giving a closer look to the griffin, MC notices the presence of a scruffy beard on its neck.

What should we do?

Try cutting the beard with the sword.

You chop the griffin's head off and he drops you, where you somehow are right under a gigantic air mattress that saves your fall.

Pull out its hair.
With your bare hands.
Just because you thought it would be funny.
Griffin gets angry.

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*he closely inspects the griffin and realizes it is a human transformed into a beast. Likely a druid or shaman Scarecrow *

Well, that may explains why it has a neckbeard, but that's not certain.

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Try cutting the beard with the sword.

Quote from iarentevil

Pull out its hair.

With free hand at the left and a wooden sword -- a not so reliable toy -- on the the other, MC charges the "griffin"'s beard, hue.

Astonished, the griffin loosen the grip, letting MC fall.

"But first, let's check what you got" The goddamned OP intervenes.

*Pause* You obtained a VERY SCRUFFY NECKBEARD. It's making MC's left hand grasy, gross. Not many are willingly to wear such filthy thing, and MC is not one of them. *Unpause*


MC is too busy falling to notice the griffin is falling too.

What to do now?

Do a backflip, it'll be cool.
Land in a barn on top of the griffin. Griffin gets angry and storms off.

Are you really serious about this?

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Deck it on the throat

I love you.

then they are falling they find a item called the "strange parrot" which has magical flying powers and has lazer eyes which shoots the griffin BUT after the griffin is shot the mother griffin but then it turn out the mother griffin and strange parrot start a pokemon battle