no, your dick harden by by pumping more blood into it, and it wil ripp and never erect again.

Quote from Ash

If someone posts a video of something that happened in CSS, and someone else says they had a similar experience, noone flames them, but somehow if it's about sex it's different. Is that how it is?

Its not as cliche and ego boosting to talk about something you did in css, than it is to talk about sexual topics and things related to woman.

Quote from Krob.

Is it possible to brake your dick?

Like..*Crack*

no .

Yeah it is actually. You can "fracture" your penis by falling on it while it is erect.

Quote from Jeremy

Its not as cliche and ego boosting to talk about something you did in css, than it is to talk about sexual topics and things related to woman.

I was thinking of a way to answer him for five minutes, then I saw your posts. I could not have said it better. Well done.

Quote from Jeremy

Its not as cliche and ego boosting to talk about something you did in css, than it is to talk about sexual topics and things related to woman.

So when I say that I was horrid my first few times, I'm trying to boost my ego?

You're an idiot.


Hey everyone, I sucked at sex the first few times! Look at how great I am! I'm so amazing because I was shit at ****ing!

Quote from drocksta

lol fail .

Quit typing fail

Quote from Dragon077

Oh god, not this again.

Anyone remember the "Tree Carving" thread? How about the "Kissing Tutorial?"

DAMMIT, I tried to forget about that shit. ****.

I wouldn't be surprised if Solister was actually a second account of Ash to further push his "I had sex and have a girlfriend ha ha ha ha" to us.

Quote from MiniMan

I wouldn't be surprised if Solister was actually a second account of Ash to further push his "I had sex and have a girlfriend ha ha ha ha" to us.

Solister? Isn't aqumania or aquaman or some shit his girlfriend?

The video was funny, reminded me of ash's first time. He was an awkward little thing.

Quote from Dragon077

I was thinking of a way to answer him for five minutes, then I saw your posts. I could not have said it better. Well done.

Just to play the devil's advocate.

Most 17 year olds have had sex so by saying that he has had sex Ash is allowing himself some level of equality with braindead football jocks and druggies.

That's bound to make him feel loads better about himself.

And how come no one jumps down deathwishes throat when he says he had sex?

Which he has said.

Multiple times.

Quote from Ash

Hey everyone, I sucked at sex the first few times! Look at how great I am! I'm so amazing because I was shit at ****ing!

You're an egotistical chest-pounding knucklehead.

Did you notice how that whole sentence was PAST TENSE. Yeah, me too.

You aren't subtle enough.

Quote from Schwa

Just to play the devil's advocate.

Most 17 year olds have had sex so by saying that he has had sex Ash is allowing himself some level of equality with braindead football jocks and druggies.

That's bound to make him feel loads better about himself.

And how come no one jumps down deathwishes throat when he says he had sex?

Which he has said.

Multiple times.

Were you around for Ash's other threads? This is hardly a first offense.

Quote from Schwa

And how come no one jumps down deathwishes throat when he says he had sex?

1. Because he has had a ginger...brutally honest
2. Because he isn't so "In your face" about it making ****ING KISSING TUTORIALS
3. He's older
4. He's British, what British guy hasn't gotten laid with their accent at 13?
5. HE HASN'T MADE A GOD DAMN KISSING TUTORIAL

Quote from MiniMan

1. Because he has had a ginger...brutally honest
2. Because he isn't so "In your face" about it making ****ING KISSING TUTORIALS
3. He's older
4. He's British, what British guy hasn't gotten laid with their accent at 13?
5. HE HASN'T MADE A GOD DAMN KISSING TUTORIAL

True. I did make a kissing tutorial, and I guess it was a bit eggheaded.

And my post was past tense because I wasn't ****ing at the time I wrote the post.

EDIT: Oh, and I forgot the obligatory "Internet: Serious Business"

Quote from Dragon077

You're an egotistical chest-pounding knucklehead.

Did you notice how that whole sentence was PAST TENSE. Yeah, me too.

You aren't subtle enough.


Were you around for Ash's other threads? This is hardly a first offense.

I said I was playing the devils advocate, I didn't really mean what I said I was just bringing up points that I thought of.