Internet/Real Life: Telling my best female friend a sex dream about her, in vivid detail, to her and her two friends on a group chat.

Internet: Wasting a year trying to mend said friendship.

the dumbest(and funniest as of recent) thing i've ever done was slide my way down the hill i live on by using the ice to my advantage then hitting black ice and going to school with slush and water in my shoes.

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touched woman precious parts

You're going to regret saying its a dumb thing once you become older.

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You're going to regret saying its a dumb thing once you become older.

He probably means when he says it was a dumb thing. He might've lost an eye or something.

Probably arguing on the internet.

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Probably arguing on the internet.

Don't worry, everyone does that.

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Probably arguing on the internet.

if that's the dumbest thing you've ever done you must have had a pretty fucking fantastic life

the dumbest thing ive done was damaging cars i got a pretty big bill of that...

Running in front of a moving bike. Goddamn, that hurt.

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the dumbest thing ive done was damaging cars i got a pretty big bill of that...

you see savy, the thing is when you say something like that you have to explain the whole story.
go on.

got suspended in school for two days (meaning i'm not allowed to go to school for two days.) for sticking my penis on my friend's left thigh when we were peeing on a restroom at school and that was when I was still 4th grade. I, if I remembered clearly, remembered that while I was sticking my penis on my friend's thigh was that he was yelling and suddenly a 6th grader came in to pee also and saw me doing that sticking thing, the 6th grader told it to my teacher then my teacher called my parents and got suspended.

it's real, i'm not making a story. this actually happened.

if only you were in scotland, you wouldn't have got suspended, you would've just been laughed at for 7 years and your parents and teachers would both take the piss out you.

actually, maybe a suspension is better.

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got suspended in school for two days (meaning i'm not allowed to go to school for two days.) for sticking my penis on my friend's left thigh when we were peeing on a restroom at school and that was when I was still 4th grade. I, if I remembered clearly, remembered that while I was sticking my penis on my friend's thigh was that he was yelling and suddenly a 6th grader came in to pee also and saw me doing that sticking thing, the 6th grader told it to my teacher then my teacher called my parents and got suspended.

it's real, i'm not making a story. this actually happened.

wow, u r gay true.


i'm actually laughing, this is pretty bad and funny.

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got suspended in school for two days (meaning i'm not allowed to go to school for two days.) for sticking my penis on my friend's left thigh when we were peeing on a restroom at school and that was when I was still 4th grade. I, if I remembered clearly, remembered that while I was sticking my penis on my friend's thigh was that he was yelling and suddenly a 6th grader came in to pee also and saw me doing that sticking thing, the 6th grader told it to my teacher then my teacher called my parents and got suspended.

it's real, i'm not making a story. this actually happened.

I've only been suspended once in my life so far and that was for being the crap out of some people

Guess some reasons are worse than others.

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wow, u r gay true.


i'm actually laughing, this is pretty bad and funny.

i was intentionally doing that to piss him off. i was always a pervert since grade 1 because a friend of mine kept talking about this intercourse so i got used to doing bad things lmao.