My life is a cartoon. I would be played as ... Muttley.

then i'll be dick dasterdly

Hmm.

You know that Dungeons & Dragons movie?

That's be pretty close.

My life would best be played by Leonardo Dicaprio in a Catholic boy turned gangster who retires and gets killed by people from the past who he tries to avoid action movie with a small hint of emotional appeal, but mostly just killing and mindfucking.

My life would be as a Cock Punching maniac, played by Steven Seagal.

PLAGIARISM BURNS AHH

Matt Damon killing people and banging Sarah Silverman.

A really boring sort of sitcom starring Kitsune

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then i'll be dick dasterdly

Oh u. Alwayz cum up with cock puns lololl .

*rip*
OH GOOD GOD.

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Matt Damon killing people and banging Sarah Silverman.

... matt... damon..

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Oh u. Alwayz cum up with cock puns lololl .

thats the dudes name yo

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My life would be as a Cock Punching maniac, played by Steven Seagal.

PLAGIARISM BURNS AHH

onion movie reference

That guy who played Hud in Cloverfield would be me in my movie. It'd just be random parties and fun on beaches. Pretty much a horrible movie.

Also, by my forum time setting, I'm 17, yay. Although in reality, I have another 2 hours to wait.

I would be played by wee man in a wheelchair, speed racer movie (Seriously I'm the same size) Dwarfism is hawt.

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... matt... damon..

thats the dudes name yo

Yes, I know. Lol.