Wow where to start. Alright so my house is pretty tall but I can hear everything going on in the house from my room. So let's say I'm chilling in my room I can here my mom coming up the stairs and walking around downstairs. So basically this means I can wank whenever I want. So I'm doing this before dinner and she says "Come downstairs NOW!" So I say "I'm coming mom!" and realize that it literally happened. Weird....any other stories?

Lol, if your Mom was perverted I think she'd ask you about it.

I got something sorta related.

One time my door was off it's hinges to fit a desk into my room, well this meant if I wanted to wank it was wide open. Thanks to this time I got great at "sneak wanks" and I was able to rub one off even when people were in the house. BUT, it seems that everytime I came that's when someone deicided to walk in so I had to wipe up fast and not enjoy the after shock.

I never got caught wanking. I close my door with a key. :P

I'm actually addicted now, noooooooooo...

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I never got caught wanking. I close my door with a key. :P

I'm actually addicted now, noooooooooo...

8 year olds don't wank.

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I did.

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Before going to sleep I wanted to wank and so I did... In my bed. After good wanking I went to sleep. So yeah... I forgot to take out my hand of the boxers. In the morning, when my mom was waking me up, she clearly saw that my hand is in the boxers. This is how I got caught.

so you slept in your cum?

thats hot

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So yeah... I forgot to take out my hand of the boxers. In the morning, when my mom was waking me up, she clearly saw that my hand is in the boxers. This is how I got caught.

i've woken up with my hand down my pants and i wasn't jerkin before i went to sleep

ive woken up with my hands down your pants

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i've woken up with my hand down my pants and i wasn't jerkin before i went to sleep

Lawl, I've heard of wet dreams but damn.

And when I wank in bed I always just leave it, let it dry on my stomach and it's gone by morning or let it go on the sheets or both.

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Lawl, I've heard of wet dreams but damn.

And when I wank in bed I always just leave it, let it dry on my stomach and it's gone by morning or let it go on the sheets or both.

I know we all do this but it still sounds wrong to hear someone type it.

Once I was in the shower fapping and brother walked in.

That was pretty awkward, he needed to get his towel so he could take a shower in the other bathroom and the lock on the door was broken.

>=[

Also me and my brother share a room and he masturbates when he thinks I'm asleep.

BUT I'M NOT.

Ugh.

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lol .

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Also me and my brother share a room and he masturbates when he thinks I'm asleep.

BUT I'M NOT.

Ugh.

I lol'd.

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Also me and my brother share a room and he masturbates when he thinks I'm asleep.

BUT I'M NOT.

Ugh.

I loled.

Sometimes I wank not knowing if my brother is awake or not. At my Dad's this isn't a problem, hoorah bunk beds. But at my Moms...it's kinda like bunk beds and they aren't next to each other...it's called a loft bed. his is higher than mine so meh. I'm always quiet though.

I couldn't wank in the shower. I tried but it splashed the water around so I tried it when I was home alone and it still didn't feel great. Might have been because I was trying to get in a good position so I didn't sink.

Also a protip. DO NOT EVER EVER EVER USE SHAMPOO AS A LUBRICANT IN THE BATH. EVER.