Alright, here's a thing that can pass the time. Basically, once in awhile I will give a phrase or a word and anyone can post a 5-word sentence that best describes it. You can post anything you can think of as long as it's about the topic at hand. If you try to be as creative and fun as possible and if it's noteworthy enough, your post will be put here in the first page for posterity as the topic changes.
You can post as many times as you want, just don't double post/spam. But you can only make
THREE lines per post. Give people a chance and don't hog :D I have the right to delete unwanted/stupid generic comments.
You can also discuss about the sentences you've made. Discussion is allowed, just don't do it so much as that will make the thread go alot more smoother.
So for example:
Topic: RHG Battles
"Like real battles, but stickier."
"Always ends in a combo."
"How Terkoiz makes his money."
"Sadly, Angles will beat 2-D."
It has Ended.
Begin.
History
RHG BattlesThe intro was much longer ~Atomicapple
I'll accept! Actually, I forfeit. ~Raptor
ORIGINALITY! ~the least original userbase ~Devour
Terkoiz in all the credits. ~Sharp
Uninspired remakes of xiao 5 ~Exilement
Wielding God by the balls. ~Hewitt
Zubats. Zubats are fucking everywhere. ~Xate
Children owning living nuclear deterrents. ~ErrorBlender
More of the same, annually. ~Jeff
PETA's official seal of unapproval. ~Rosie
World Wrestling All-stars with Females ~Xate
Let's make some babies yo ~Jombo
but i poop from there ~Jeff
Kisses and cuddles levelled up. ~Rosie
Are ... are you done? Already? ~Zed
Weak day of the weekdays ~Jombo
Hell that's close to Heaven. ~Xate
It really begins mid Sunday ~Devour
It feels like Sunday Jr. ~Per Ohlin
This bed is very comfortable. ~Raptor
Five colorful transforming Kamen Riders ~ Myself
Fabulous, over dramatic spandex warriors ~ Devour
This is secretly very racist. ~ Cruel
Together they make a robot!!! ~ Mage101
Five selected teenagers with attitude. ~ Tsang
I'd fuck the pink ranger ~ Jeff
the oatmeal got it right ~ Scarecrow
Australia lost, I blame Camila. ~ Youwishjellyfish
[in reply]Just admit Chile was better. ~ Camila
Spain really got FUCKED OVER!!! ~ 6Asmo6deus6
We won. Let's go apeshit. ~ Rosie
We lost. Let's go apeshit. ~ Rosie
But the thumbnail said kittens. ~Charry
Dafuq did I just watch (sic)? ~Xate
Don't forget, like and subscribe. ~Mage101
look at comments, get mad. ~Myself
Cat videos out the ass. ~Cruel
Robot sex in a blender. ~Molgera
The plague of electro music. ~Jombo
Aborted child of Daft Punk ~ErrorBlender
My favorite artist is claptrap. ~Jutsu
Obligatory "my cat became lion" ~Drone
Two girls. One Job. Profit. ~Shadowkirby
victims of massive unwanted circlejerk ~Scarecrow
---> more like literal sexual harasssment ~Exilement
Like good-cop, bad-cop with boobs. ~Charry
Genuinely worrying numbers of profile-views. ~Zed
Camila said she'd buy handcuffs. ~Raptor
Anybody else seen Drive Angry? ~MicVeir4
Castor Troy does not approve. ~Crylex
THE BEES!! NOT THE BEES!!! ~Shadowkirby
That nigga ruined ghost rider ~Miracle
cage is love is life ~Cronos
And the best Nicolas Cage pic is...
I just fucking lost it with this one.
Sorry Cronos, but your image was a close match. Honorable mention:
Utterly precocious self inflicted inevitability ~Jutsu
often the result of cowardice ~Myself
It's when you kill yourself. ~Jombo
Not good at tying ropes ~Pox
Life's Reset Button. Shutdown guaranteed. ~Xate
share your magic with me :D ~ Jeff
Cartoon horses pissing everyone off. ~Rosie
Beastial western version of moe ~smile
A pathetic excuse for faggotry ~Jutsu
Equestria, where everypony lives peacefully. ~Mustika
Bruce hides in Men's Room. ~Shadowkirby
Ninja training meets mental illness. ~Zed
Ripped orphan with bat fetish. ~Jeff
Sherlock Holmes two point oh. ~MicVeir4
The worlds greatest furry detective. ~Youwishjellyfish
We hate him just cuz ~Jombo
Petty criminal with a fan-base. ~Zed
Miley Cyrus' well trained brother ~Reconcile
Someone Usher probably regrets signing. ~Tsang
Justin Bieber took drugs?! #cut4bieber ~Ai
Awaits with shotgun, Debate Section. ~Ai
tore me three new assholes ~Smile
Jeff is so good at ______ ~Raptor
Has bullshit detector on high. ~Jombo
that guy who broaches buttsex (all the time) ~NT
Childhood holding onto your balls. ~Shadowkirby
Now exclusively animating in 3D. ~Jombo
The Brothers Grimm's (sic) gay cousin ~Gaaading
Profit by blatant childhood exploitation. ~Jutsu
least (sic) they have the Avengers. ~Sharp
just buy the game, asshole ~Jeff
Arrrgh I torrent ye booty! ~Jombo
Destinations: Port Royal, Tortuga, thepiratebay.se. ~N T
can ship better than Hewitt ~Smile
...cause a Pirate is free... ~Pox
I won't waste summertime! Procrastinate. ~Xate
sex sex sex food sex ~Zed
Everything is actually just dicks. ~Sharp
One last five word joke... ~Devour
Random topic, random topic everywhere. ~Mustika
