Because I'm The Fucking Batman.

Quote from ShadowGeneralChaos

"But why..." - "Because I'm Batman"

Quote from Ashish9

Because I am The Batman

Quote from Sylor41

Why, you ask? Because Batman.

Quote from Xenomaru

Because I'm The Fucking Batman.

I'm noticing a pattern here.

I bet nobody actually knows where the phrase originated from and who even Frank Miller is other than that he wrote 300 and that other black and red series nobody cares about

Batman And Robin Never Forget

hes in love with robin...?

frank west is best batman

Uhh, dont you mean adam west?

Quote from Shadowkirby

Bruce Wayne never comes out.

If this was a subtle gay joke, congratulations

Killed a bunch of villains

Has no superpowers. Rapes superpowered-villians.

black spandex makes you fly

He probably fucked Poison Ivy

This was one of the suggestions: Justin Bieber

"Almost sang in North Korea."
"The Timberlake of this generation."
"CSI knows what to do."

Dresses like a hipster hillbilly.

Uses swag for sin excuse

Thinks that he's a man