those aren't very original weapons
in fact they are more like ordinary household items that could potentially be used as weapons
Weird Weapons Invitational | NO PENISES ALLOWED
Started by: Hewitt | Replies: 77 | Views: 11,254
Jul 6, 2014 10:38 AM #1215759
Jul 6, 2014 4:01 PM #1215848
yes but who would use one of those objects in a fight? who will eaven think or ask themselfs about using them? no one^^
Jul 6, 2014 4:07 PM #1215851
Quote from generalZno one^^
I disagree, you could use the belt as a whip so that would be my first choice of weapons. And that compliments well with the stapler as you can then staple the person in different areas and while their distracted with the pain and taking the staples out. You can take the belt and wrap it around his/her neck.
Scarecrow has a point, try making a weapon that no one has seen instead or just haven't been designed much in this community.
Jul 6, 2014 4:19 PM #1215860
Quote from deviI disagree, you could use the belt as a whip so that would be my first choice of weapons. And that compliments well with the stapler as you can then staple the person in different areas and while their distracted with the pain and taking the staples out. You can take the belt and wrap it around his/her neck.
Scarecrow has a point, try making a weapon that no one has seen instead or just haven't been designed much in this community.
k ahahahah
Jul 6, 2014 6:54 PM #1215891
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Jul 7, 2014 5:19 PM #1216329
Quote from Turquoise#2
THE ULTAMITE SWORD!!
The Greatest and Most Powerful Pivot Weapon of ALL TIME!!!
IT CAN DO ANYTHING AT ALL:
Summon Lightning
Destroy any enemy in a single blow
Cut through anything
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!
SO CALL 555-2456789 WITHIN TWO SECONDS TO GET THESE FOR A SIMPLE PAYMENT OF $499.99 AND KILL ALL YOUR-
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DA ULTAMITE PITSOL!!!
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Summon Lightning
Kill any enemy in a single bullet
Has unlimited ammo
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Aren't these supposed to be weird weapons and not purposely half-assed- no wait, correction! no-assed stick weapons? There's really nothing weird about the weapon except that they're overpowered stick weapons.
Jul 7, 2014 8:55 PM #1216373
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faget
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faget
Jul 7, 2014 9:55 PM #1216386
The point of my post is that it's not weird at all. It's just sticks... Made to look like guns and swords...
Jul 7, 2014 10:46 PM #1216412
i agree... less original then mine....
and turquoise stop insulting people for no reason
and turquoise stop insulting people for no reason
Jul 7, 2014 11:44 PM #1216434
Quote from Hewitt
But what exactly is the definition of "weird"? It is a combination or any of the following specifically:
Crudely Done - Never made a weapon in your life? NO PROBLEM. Just make a half-assed attempt at whatever you think your gun/sword/anvil should look like then slap a label on it and viola, instant weirdness! They don't even need to be of high quality. If you really think you can't do X, think again. You can, it'll just look like crap. Go for it!
I just chose one of the options ^^^^
So please read the post before commenting.
And I'm Oh so sorry for hurting your itsy-bitsy feelings by calling Purp3L a 'faget'.
Jul 8, 2014 1:50 AM #1216480
He said half-assed, not no-assed. If a belt and stable is unoriginal, don't you think a shitty gun and sword would be? I might be wrong, but we will ask Hewitt, and if I'm wrong, I will apologize. It's called weird weapons, not stupid weapons btw, you forgot the rest of the rules.
EMPHASIS ON WEIRD BOY!! WEIRRRRDDD!!!
Hilarious and Silly - A Chicken Flail, False teeth that shoots meatballs, a giggling electric toothbrush. Weapons that make you think: why in god's name does shit like this exist? Why, to be showcased in this thread of course!
Highly Improbable to Wield - So you wanna make a three-handed sword that each has a literal hand that holds three more swords each, but you fear that there's no way anyone would ever use that unless they have super-strength and---SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP. In this thread, logic is thrown out the window!!! Just make the goddam weapon no questions asked.
Mutations - So you see that someone has a weapon or already made a weird-ass weapon but you feel that it can use a little more dakka. NO PROBLEM. Take it as your own and add something or change it entirely. Then post it again. It will legitimately be your entry and you can even slap an entirely new name on it.
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Jul 8, 2014 3:31 AM #1216517
a new shipment of weapons have come in from Sgtpiggy's Factory For Killing Shit
this was in the rejection pile.
shoot your enemies with moisturizing lotion, boy does it sting to get lotion in your eye.
also, the lotion gun is useful for "recreational" use.
call now to get free national geographic magazines for "reading" and "studying"
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this was in the rejection pile.
shoot your enemies with moisturizing lotion, boy does it sting to get lotion in your eye.
also, the lotion gun is useful for "recreational" use.
call now to get free national geographic magazines for "reading" and "studying"
download
Jul 8, 2014 3:57 AM #1216525
Quote from Turquoise#2I just chose one of the options ^^^^
So please read the post before commenting.
And I'm Oh so sorry for hurting your itsy-bitsy feelings by calling Purp3L a 'faget'.
I hate you.
Dont get me wrong there i dont hate you, i hate people like you. I hate people that thinks there better then others and because of that, are mean.
Now, i dont want to start a fight but if you want to argue with me, do it by pm because i dont want random people to think your what you arent...
Anywaaaaay nice weapon rage! What does it shoot???
(Btw that was not one of the options... Read before posting turquoise it saids that it could be poor quality but had to be a weird weapon...)
Jul 8, 2014 3:59 AM #1216526
Quote from generalZI hate you.
Dont get me wrong there i dont hate you, i hate people like you. I hate people that thinks there better then others and because of that, are mean.
Now, i dont want to start a fight but if you want to argue with me, do it by pm because i dont want random people to think your what you arent...
Anywaaaaay nice weapon rage! What does it shoot???
lotion
it's called "the lotion gun" for a reason
:I
Jul 8, 2014 4:02 AM #1216528
Lol i missred lotion ahahah