Rate the Users 2014 - Round 1C: Zed/Miracle/Exilement vs Equinox Fox/Salt/Wither

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Aug 19, 2014 6:32 AM #1233935
Exilement vs Wither

Fuck man, I don't think I'll be able to decide.
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Aug 19, 2014 6:45 AM #1233938
Uh, Hew, you posted the story twice. Though at this point you've probably edited it.
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Aug 19, 2014 6:47 AM #1233940
hahah thanks for telling me anyways. I copypasted the first half twice. sory bout that guys
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Aug 19, 2014 7:12 AM #1233949
This was fucking hilarious, well worth the wait. Great job, acute.

All beware the MANly Sting of Nish! (sounds similar to what I tell girls even before this game started).

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Zed vs Equinox Fox


Zed : 10/ Motherfucking 10. I'm not entirely sure if the perception of Zed has diminished over time, but there was a point when a competition like this would not have been possible because we would have all gone ahead and declared Zed the winner even before it started. Intelligent, well read, well spoken, witty and deceptively open to devious behaviour, there have been times when Zed was the shining beacon of Stickpage, interacting with veterans and noobs alike, teaching us all a lesson or two. People often say that members suck my dick, however, a brief visit to some of the older pages in the Pivot forum will show you that nothing compares to the level of dick-sucking that Zed was subjected to by some of our newer members. They did everything short of getting a mold of his actual penis and passing around popsicles made from the mold. Zed never posts anything stupid, he never does anything out-of-bounds, never gets sucked into drama, never posts blandly and never, ever engages in un-Zedlike behaviour. His Empire Game remains one of my most enjoyable moments in Stickpage. It was challenging, constantly updated and extremely engaging. Whether it is an animation, or a game, or a debate or just a conversation, he is always up there with the best, tangoing with the most ease. I will kneel before the Omega and confess that he is God.

Skipping equinox because even though I know of him, I have no extended knowledge of him.

Miracle vs Salt

Miracle 7/10 : I like Miracle. He has a certain innocent charm about him that quickly spread throughout the forums. Even though his whole 'Stickpage is a hotel and I am your desk clerk' shtick became tiresome early on, his sheer enthusiasm for it made him likable. To me, he remains the very definition of youthful optimism that seems to painfully out of my grasp anymore. He is one of the most enjoyable members to troll in a goodnatured way, because not only will he fall for it every single time, he will also cheerfully laugh at himself once the troll has been revealed. Unlike certain other members whom he idolizes, Miracle doesn't get butthurt often and rolls with the punches. It isn't a surprise that whenever the conversation of 'new members' are brought up, Miracle is almost always the example that everyone cites as the ideal 'newbie'. Once he learns the ways of the land he will make an even better member, but right now he is truly on the path to gentle greatness.

Skipping Salt, because even though I like him equally, he has been gone for too long. I might post something for him later.

Exilement vs Wither

Exilement : 8/10 -

Outside forum games: Who else can make the claim of visiting this page for almost 10 years? I haven't had a lot of interaction with Exilement outside forum games but he has always seemed cool. Like Zed, he says and does nothing stupid and manages to keep out of sticky situations masterfully. I like his music, his posts, his formerly multicoloured name. He debates like no one else, and has an uncanny ability to point out logical fallacies even when he is playing the devil's advocate. He doesn't seem like someone who likes his dick sucked much, do I will keep the description of his personal good traits to a minimum.

In forum games: The Ric Flair to my Hulk Hogan, the James Hunt to my Nikki Lauda, the Rafael Nadal to my Roger Federer, the Dennis Lilee to my Viv Richards. This whole supposed rivalry between us in forum games was entirely created by me and I'm pretty sure he doesn't even see it that way. Actually, in Devour's first ever game, we were team mates and it worked out well because we won the game. It was in the second game by Devour that a hilarious fudge-up by Hewitt left Exilement and I pitted against each other where we both died (eventhoughhediedfirstlolz). The entire Zed's Empire game was made because he and I went after each other. Cheers, Exilement. I hope you remain here for another 10 years when the rest of us are long gone.

Speaking of nemesis, this brings us to...

Wither 1/10 - Perhaps one of the most recent phenomenons on this forum. You know something has gone wrong when Scarecrow of all people takes issues with you. If my hair ever goes prematurely grey, I am going to name each strand Wither. Originally, I would have given him at least a few points for enthusiasm despite his unwillingness to learn. However, I would like to point out that he has also provided moments of great enjoyment to me in this forum. His Invictus thread will remain a crowning glory as well as his Excalibur series. I was totally bowled over by him allowing us to Godmod and make up our own rules as we went along. I can't believe he allowed me to one-shot kill him and then turn the entire game into horny, homosexual fornicators. I can write a whole page about all his weird shenanigans but that would be against the whole point of this thread. So I will stop there. To everyone who thinks I am hurting his feelings right now, don't worry about it. He doesn't read anything longer than 2 sentences, so we're fine. I look forward to more Wither's abstractions.


Edit: I changed Wither's rating from 0 to 1 because I realised Hewitt may not allow the 0 rating.
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Aug 19, 2014 7:40 AM #1233974
I'm allowed to concede yee?
I've been reading the whole thread, I think it's fair to say, that this is unfair.

And while I'm at it, 10/10 Zed.
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Aug 19, 2014 7:41 AM #1233975
No you may not.

Someone put your name in, and that is why you are here. Had more nominated you, you might've stood a better chance.

Tough luck
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Aug 19, 2014 7:43 AM #1233977
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No you may not.

Someone put your name in, and that is why you are here. Had more nominated you, you might've stood a better chance.

Tough luck


Alright good, cause winners never quit and can't be forced to quit ha!
Still voting 10/10 Zed. One of the longest time standing members I've known in my short time here. Haven't had much interaction, but I've read enough around to know he blows my inactivity out of the water.
I'm still winning this, handicap. All good amirite?
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Aug 19, 2014 7:49 AM #1233979
Zed - 10/10 He's one of the people who really made this place a mother fucking animation forum

Equinox Fox - I really don't know much about you man, which is a shame considering everybody finds you pretty cool.

Miracle - 7/10

Salt - Don't know you much either

Exilement - 9/10 He's the most mature guy on this whole god damn forum and he's been here since around the beginning of stickpage.

Wither - 1/10 Fuck this kid
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Aug 19, 2014 8:05 AM #1233986
Quote from Nish
Wither 0/10

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Wither - 0/10 Fuck this kid

I thought zero ratings are not included until this point of full hatred for Wither...
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- No Ratings over 10 or under 1. Even 0s are unacceptable.


Anyway, that story though XD I love it, especially on Mikematic vs. Camila match-up (even Julermud didn't stand a chance against Devour o_o). Nish's MANliness power was also rocking the field there. Definitely describes the users accurately. Nice job, acute. ^^
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Aug 19, 2014 8:06 AM #1233987
Holy shit okay let's go:

Zed - 9/10: Guy is one of my favorite members to talk with, though we don't do it much. He's extremely intelligent and makes every forum game we're a part of super enjoyable. His devious plans and plots makes everything super interesting, and you know if he's coming to you saying "Hey we should team up." that in the end you will be fucked, but if you don't join him you're fucked anyways. I enjoy all his posts and I look forward to reading even more in the future.

Notable? Equinox Fox - 9/10: Back when I first joined Fluidanims in late 2008 EqFox was known as Bond84. He was one of the first people I met and he helped me become who I am today. He's smart, sarcastic, loving, and overall one of the best friends I have ever made on the internet. In my heart I know that if I knew him in real life he'd be one of the people I'd invite to a wedding or spend my weekends with. This guy... is mah nigga. He helped show me league of legends, inspired me to write, kept me under control back when I was a trolling nooblord, and has one of the most enjoyable personalities of anyone on here. I miss hanging out with you man.

Miracle - 7/10: He's an amazing member already and he just joined up not too long ago. I can definitely see him going places the longer he stays here. He just rolls with everything. He's so happy all the time that it makes me happy to just see him online. I really look forward to chatting it up with him in the future.

idfk who Salt is.

I don't really know Exilement well enough to post accurately.

Wither - 1/10: If anybody is gonna get infamous, it's this guy. His posts are so fucking sporadically ridiculous that I don't even know how to handle myself around him. His stories are the highlight of the Writer's Lounge and I wouldn't be surprised if this guy surpassed God.


Also I couldn't remember how to do the notable writeup thing so I hope that works.
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Aug 19, 2014 8:28 AM #1233996
Wither(n) - 4/10: He remind me of a man named 'Vexor the Immortal'. I first saw him floundering in a weapons shop, trying to request a weapon for his RHG. From there I extended a hand to his plight, and so he began improvement. I gave him a lot of advice and he took it fondly. I even made a tutorial one time when he needed help for resizing Pivot animations. When he revealed his condition I gave him merit for getting far in his acclimation. Over time despite his stumbles, he's made noticeable improvements when it comes to his animating skills and actually showed promise no matter how small. Of course, there are differences between the two.

Wither doesn't have anything other than his drive and enthusiasm, sure he has a lot of ideas but he needs to work on molding them into a presentable fashion. Also, even without me around, there are still guys who'd help him out...which proved to be a flop. This forum has everything he needs, meaning that his fault lies with himself. On the bright side, he's the easiest wRHG opponent this side of the lounge.



Other guys will come later
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Aug 19, 2014 8:52 AM #1234008
Zed - 10/10. I can't imagine that we'd have a dull moment if Zed's around. Posts intelligently, great humor, awesome animations, brilliant (forum) gamer; he's the user that everyone wants to be. He's one of the forum's best debater, although the debate section itself is not really 'living'. Whenever I play a forum game with him, I know that I'll lose (on an opposing team that is), but in astounding manner, that I'm not even mad about. Every time you see him around, you know that you're in for a momentous occasion.

Oh yeah and I once made Zed got killed. Not my proudest story to tell though.

(N) Miracle - 7/10. I can safely say that he's one of the best newb that SP got, absolutely better than I was. An overall friendly person, happy-go-lucky and is down-to-the-earth guy, most of the time. He dislikes it if one of his friends argue with each other but dude, it's natural. Arguments is one of the way you bond, and a way you make friends. And it makes me happy that he's the same age as me. You're one of my favorites around sp. Stay positive dude.

Exilement - 9/10. My first impression of him is that he is a super strict, uptight mod. Most of his posts are him being serious as fuck, leading me to my impression. But when I get to know him, he's actually not that uptight at all. He's pretty chill, in fact. Exilements is like Zed's and Jeff's rival when it comes to debating. All of them are awfully good at it. When playing a forum game with him, you'd not want to be suspected by this guy, even though he already suspects everyone by default. His investigations are thorough, and deductions mostly on-spot.

Skipping EQ, Salt. Wither comes later.
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Aug 19, 2014 12:27 PM #1234049
Zed - I don't know him.

Equinox Fox - I don't know you. Sorry :c

Miracle - 10/10 - He's the one that makes humorous jokes 'n shit. He's a miracle.

Salt - Don't know you :c

Exilement - 9/10 He's ok, He talks funny, and he has that good vibe that everyone wants.

Wither - 5/10 I think he's decent. He likes being part of the "people on the top" which makes him a bit tryhard (Explains da forum game.) So I gave him a 5
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Aug 19, 2014 1:43 PM #1234077
Zed 8/10 - Definitely one of the smartest guys around here. I don't particularly participate in debates or civil arguments, but when they happen and I just so happen to witness it, Zed's usually there making actual sense and makes legitimate points. I'm not his dad, but I think he shouldn't drink as much as he does, though.

Equinox Fox 6/10 - I've always seen him to be an elite member back at FA when he was Bond84. I don't really know why I thought it, because thinking back I don't really remember anything notable. I don't want to insult or anything, but that's it. If I remember correctly, though, he was the one who suggested wRHG to be implemented? If so, that's major and without him, we wouldn't be hanging with these nice writers we have. I'm guessing he's an ok guy overall, but I haven't actually witnessed much activity out of him; not on the forums nor IRC. I mean, he's not inactive, just not as active as a lot of is. Maybe that blurred my memory of him, thus me not remember anything notable. I do like some of his animations to an extent, but I generally don't find his animation style that appealing.

Miracle 6/10 - I'll try to be a little more honest with this one. I think this guy had it way too easy getting integrated in the community. Jutsu took him under his wing which sort of gave Miracle a protective barrier from getting shit from anyone. I'm not saying Jutsu is wrong for doing it, actually maybe this is an elitist attitude of mine that I developed (maybe), but based from personal observation, bringing out your dirt and getting absolute shit over it by those who were here before you makes some form of connection. Like, most people come here for the first time and get absolutely chewed up and spat out. They of course get driven away a little for a while, and not post after some cool-off phase, then when they start to post again they realize their errors and reflect that through their new behavior. They don't always turn out perfect, but it's definitely a way of getting people to mature, and in the process, gives them something to look back to when they do become actual members of our community, possibly being the bond that tethers them into frequenting this place more and more. I guess I just wanted to see this happen to Miracle, but now he's settled in and is as how he was when he first got here, unlike a lot others. Reading what I said, maybe I'm just being a little pooper because I didn't get the chance to smack a new guy around, or maybe because of the fact that he annoys me sometimes, I don't know. I find most of his self-depreciating humor kind of annoying (not as annoying as that boomerangtang thing though). Still, I think I should give him credit for making me "heh" a few times. He also seems to love this place, and it loves him back kinda, so that's good too.

Salt 6/10 - Definitely one of the ones who got "chewed up and spat out." He's definitely not as bad as he was, but I still think he's as funny as he's always been (hint: as funny as a rock hitting another rock). He does have a reputation of being sort of pretentious with how he tries to waltz into a topic where he doesn't know much about it and acts like an intellectual (I've mostly heard about this from others), so minus.

Exilement 8/10 - Like Zed, I can say Exilement's one of the smartest of our bunch. He's always been great at forum games, as how he's usually the head of the townies in Hewitt's Mafia games (he usually gets killed off early on though so lol).

Wither 2/10 - I haven't really involved myself with this motherfucker. I wouldn't call him funny, but he does make situations that are just absolutely hilarious to bystanders like me. How Wither suckers Nish into being helpful, then how he proceeds to ignore all the help, is just magic to me.
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Aug 19, 2014 1:54 PM #1234086
Zed 9/10
One of the smartest guys in the forums. He has a brain man. He's like Exilement2 but a bit more active. He's like, that one guy in your class who's always top 1 since you guys first met in grade school. One of the great members of this forum, you see.

Miracle 8/10
The best newbie I have seen since he joined the forums. Got along with the oldies and other people pretty well. He's like, Turnstile (I am not fucking dumb enough to know this is hewitt) or Charry, but jollier, and more outgoing. Altho reffered as naimad 2.0 by Hewitt, I disagree with that.

Exilement 8/10
Like a veteran teacher of a school, Exilement's a good oldie and a great debater. Havent seen him lose in a debate, just in the neutrality or a winner. Knows how to spot flaws in literature. I loved his rainbow username though.

Salt 8/10
Darth Vader 2 of Stickpage (Dragon77 boiee). Has a salty attitude, but also is one of the regular, not fucked up users of stickpage. Not much to say, but yeah.

Wither 4/10
Havent talked nor know him much, but shit he has bad literature skills. Makes unclear mechanics and stories, and doesnt even listen to the feedback of other members, especially on the thread about his script of his school's roleplay about monsters or shit.