Quote from Official Poke decks

It clenches opponents with its left arm and finishes them off with foul-smelling poison gas belched from its mouth.

(from garbodor's poke deck entries)
that aint dark as fuck

Quote from Creepin_Bro

(from garbodor's poke deck entries)
that aint dark as fuck

That's nothing compared to some other ones.
Silver entry for Drowzee:

It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children's are much tastier..

This thing preys on the mind of children.
Emerald entry for Drowzee:

f your nose becomes itchy while you are sleeping, it's a sure sign that a Drowzee is standing above your pillow and trying to eat your dream through your nostrils.

My nose gets itchy all the time.

there was another that game theory talked about, I cant remember which though

Quote from Not_Nish

I've seen this happen often. Too often. Far too often. I won't say much on the subject, but be careful, be sensible. Enjoy life but don't let yourself be sucked into promises of long term happiness. Make the house of cards, enjoy the spectacle for as long as you can make it last, but be fully aware that it could come crashing down at any time.

just make sure that when you sleep with your girlfriend's mother, your girlfriend isn't under the bed with Nish

So this happened



So as a joke I sent his sister a friend request

and she's accepted it

and it turns out she's actually in Florida on college vacation, not too far from my apartment.

This can only end well

Lol, there will be no sleeping with anyone for a good long time. XD Seriously though, I just want to try to see if we'd actually be as cute a couple as everyone keeps implying we'll be.

As long as you realize that love is only temporary.

It's a compulsive urge to breed that makes you tell yourself that it's really what you want, when in reality it's a mild inconvenience at best.

And just like water in a bathtub, no matter how warm and comfortable it might be at first, the heat will eventually dissipate, and the novelty of being there will start to fade away. Eventually you'll be sitting in a cold, boring body of water, and all you'll really want to do is get out and drain it as discreetly as possible, and try to tell yourself that the next time you get in a warm tub that won't happen.

If it makes you feel any better, you're not the only one feeling this. She is too.

Who knows? Maybe I like cold baths? You've never seen me in a tub, bro. And if you have, I'll be needing your opinion on a few things.

Actually if you stay in a bath for too long you'll catch hypothermia and die

Even if it's like 90 degrees, that's still 7.5 degrees below your body average, and it only really takes like, a 3-5 degree change in your body temperature to fuck your life up

Quote from Azure

What, don't like rippling muscles?

Keep it. That was the first pokemon that i got to lvl 100. Bruce lee never fails on kicking ass.

Quote from Cook

Actually if you stay in a bath for too long you'll catch hypothermia and die

Even if it's like 90 degrees, that's still 7.5 degrees below your body average, and it only really takes like, a 3-5 degree change in your body temperature to fuck your life up

Maybe I want hypothermia. I dunno man, I can get some weird fetishes at times.

Azure, what are the chances of you sleeping with this girl's mother, without checking under the bed first to see if the girl and I are having sex there?

nish you better not be stealing my fucking joke

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Azure, what are the chances of you sleeping with this girl's mother, without checking under the bed first to see if the girl and I are having sex there?

Well, I've seen a picture of her mother, and I'd have to say like... 35%? Maybe? She still looks rather good for having had 5 kids.

Quote from Cook

nish you better not be stealing my fucking joke

I'm having sex with your joke under the bed.

Get in my bed.

The bath only stays warm if it isn't a crap bath and you actually move your ass to put some more hot water in now and again.