Hey, anyone got any plans lately?

I know you don't.

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Hey, anyone got any plans lately?

You're asking because you want to know how one acquires plans, correct?

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WE SMOKE FAT BLUNTS

Sir, I believe the term you're looking for is "bump".

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Hey, anyone got any plans lately?

Why, do you wanna go out sometime?

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Why, do you wanna go out sometime?

OMG yes, we can buy a room and have wild buttsex!

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OMG yes, we can buy a room and have wild buttsex!

You're not ready for the sarcastically funny homosexual comments yet.

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You're not ready for the sarcastically funny homosexual comments yet.

Oh I am, and I'm doing them.

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OMG yes, we can buy a room and have wild buttsex!

Way to come on too strong on the first date. Real proud of this whole "never getting sunlight" thing you got going on, huh?

Okay Gavel do we have a problem here?

We have lots of problems.

About what, I didn't do anything to you. And if I did, I apologize.

I think this is too big for an apology to fix, Dark Shadow.

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You're not ready for the sarcastically funny homosexual comments yet.

Yeah except it's never funny in the first place.

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I think this is too big for an apology to fix, Dark Shadow.

What do you mean? Its like your saying I did something bad.