Quote from KrobShould I turn this into a short story or just stop now?
Three-thousand years. Ninety-four billion, six hundred and eight million consecutive seconds of harsh and tiresome work. The pronged blade of steel I wield lacerates the surviving foundations of once sacred cities and landscapes. I am an Urban Lumberjack. Code: 07-E. One of the rare prototypical mechanisms designed to perform this task of greed and damnation. The organisms that occupy the buildings are eradicated with their homes. This job was deemed undesirable and cruel by those with consciences, and thus I was created to perform this task. Yet, I feel darkly grim. This act could not possibly be right in the eyes of those that are righteous. Therefore, I question my masters. I must conduct my own actions. Yes, but, what of the other six that are like me? Have they also come to the conclusion that even though we contain incredible power, we are slaves of weak and minuscule cowards?
Damn dude, I want some of the porn you're watching.
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