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Jun 4, 2009 8:24 PM #431997
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Should I turn this into a short story or just stop now?


Three-thousand years. Ninety-four billion, six hundred and eight million consecutive seconds of harsh and tiresome work. The pronged blade of steel I wield lacerates the surviving foundations of once sacred cities and landscapes. I am an Urban Lumberjack. Code: 07-E. One of the rare prototypical mechanisms designed to perform this task of greed and damnation. The organisms that occupy the buildings are eradicated with their homes. This job was deemed undesirable and cruel by those with consciences, and thus I was created to perform this task. Yet, I feel darkly grim. This act could not possibly be right in the eyes of those that are righteous. Therefore, I question my masters. I must conduct my own actions. Yes, but, what of the other six that are like me? Have they also come to the conclusion that even though we contain incredible power, we are slaves of weak and minuscule cowards?


Damn dude, I want some of the porn you're watching.

;)
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Jun 4, 2009 8:26 PM #432000
Hey guys, whats up?
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Jun 4, 2009 8:33 PM #432008
Hey Kiryu! Not much, just a little casual racism and noobishness. How are you?
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Jun 4, 2009 8:35 PM #432009
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Hey Kiryu! Not much, just a little casual racism and noobishness. How are you?


Feel like hammered shit, just woke up, ugh.
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Jun 4, 2009 8:42 PM #432017
Never wake up if you can avoid it. Speaking of which, I have to be up early tommorrow for an exam, so I shall retire to my bedchamber.

Night night stickpage.
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Jun 4, 2009 8:43 PM #432018
I gotta take final exams next year because of my ****ing princpal.
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Jun 4, 2009 8:45 PM #432019
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I gotta take final exams next year because of my ****ing princpal.


That sucks, princpals are dicks sometimes.
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Jun 4, 2009 9:01 PM #432031
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Damn dude, I want some of the porn you're watching.

;)


Word, lol. It really helps with the skill of writing literature.
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Jun 4, 2009 10:08 PM #432064
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Hey Kiryu! Not much, just a little casual racism and noobishness. How are you?


your such a noob...
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Jun 4, 2009 10:10 PM #432066
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Word, lol. It really helps with the skill of writing literature.


you don't know shit about literature. you woldn't know literature if it knocked up your mammy.


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Three-thousand years. Ninety-four billion, six hundred and eight million consecutive seconds of harsh and tiresome work. The pronged blade of steel I wield lacerates the surviving foundations of once sacred cities and landscapes. I am an Urban Lumberjack. Code: 07-E. One of the rare prototypical mechanisms designed to perform this task of greed and damnation. The organisms that occupy the buildings are eradicated with their homes. This job was deemed undesirable and cruel by those with consciences, and thus I was created to perform this task. Yet, I feel darkly grim. This act could not possibly be right in the eyes of those that are righteous. Therefore, I question my masters. I must conduct my own actions. Yes, but, what of the other six that are like me? Have they also come to the conclusion that even though we contain incredible power, we are slaves of weak and minuscule cowards?


surely what the world needs is irobot in boring ass prose written by a teenager.
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Jun 4, 2009 11:56 PM #432138
Ugh, I just got back from my brother's graduation. My ass hurts like hell from sitting on metal bleachers for 2 hours.
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Jun 5, 2009 12:06 AM #432141
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My ass hurts like hell

learn something new everyday
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Jun 5, 2009 12:54 AM #432163
Mine is tomorrow. Gonna be long as ****,
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Jun 5, 2009 1:01 AM #432167
ugh, just been trying to troll the jonas brothers for the past hour, no success

they did say that they liked fishsticks alot though which was hilarious
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Jun 5, 2009 1:28 AM #432177
Cryostasis is ****ing awesome. I would have never guessed what the shit to do with the boss fights. Way too many rage moments and the ending made no sense, not like the story did anyway but I don't know what it is, but it was a damn good game.