Quote from BlisS

Ahem...

Go up to girl
Ask girl.
" If you were a pirate, Would you want your parrot here" Closest shoulder to you.
" Or here" Farthest shoulder from you.
and now you have your arm over her shoulder.


Works 2/3 times.

Thats pretty slick. Ill plrobably try that one. Along with...

"See that guy over there?" point at friend
"He wants to know if you think im cute."

HAHAHA i love it.

lol Canada is uninhabited.

You forgot about poor nigger land

Africa is a mythological continent.

Someone just sang this at the bar..

Not half bad.

Do naps really help some people feel more rested? I just took one and I don't feel any less exhausted.

naps tend to fuck with your sleeping cycle if taken for too long
i think at max you're only supposed to have a one hour nap

brb looking for sources

Every time I take a nap it goes from like 5-8 pm, and then I feel really tired and just want to go to bed.

Quote from Covalence

naps tend to fuck with your sleeping cycle if taken for too long
i think at max you're only supposed to have a one hour nap

brb looking for sources

I think this one was like an hour and a half or something.

I only ever take a nap if im just dead bored. And its usually only for like an hour later in the day. Then i wake up and im all out of sorts and confused as to weather its still the same day and what time it is.

Quote from Fusion

Do naps really help some people feel more rested? I just took one and I don't feel any less exhausted.

your sleep cycle needs to adjust to naps for them to be effective.

eg. instead of sleeping 8 hours, you could sleep 6 hours and then have a 1 hour afternoon nap. your body adjusts so that when you nap you go straight to REM sleep and then you end up being able to sleep less hours total. the more naps you have the more time you can save, eventually you end up going uberman sleep schedule.

Tax Refund came in today..


Liquor store here we go.

How long ago did you say you sent it in? 2 weeks?

Cant wait for mine.