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Nov 26, 2012 2:49 AM #798456
lol Jutsu and Autistic Biscuit
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Nov 26, 2012 2:49 AM #798458
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I'm baked dude, not trying to insult you, but I'm imagining like a glasses wearing thin nerd hitting somebody with a stick going "IT'S ABOUT TECHNIQUE YOU CUNT" 3x laughs so far


I understand, I too enjoy getting blitzed and hanging out on the board.
However, I am not a dickhead when I do, you ass.

I still love you though.
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Nov 26, 2012 3:06 AM #798478
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Jutsu why would you even have a need to make a pvc lightsaber...

...do you LARP?


Just for fucks
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Nov 26, 2012 3:08 AM #798483
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Jutsu why would you even have a need to make a pvc lightsaber...

...do you LARP?


I don't really larp per say, but I use similar weapon constructing techniques.
And I don't use a "pvc lightsaber" I prefer a german style hand and a half sword, using a modified fools stance. Extremely dynamic offense and defense.
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Nov 26, 2012 3:09 AM #798485
This page has given me the giggles.
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Nov 26, 2012 3:10 AM #798487
Hey man, when the zombie apocalypse hits, and y'all running out of bullets.
You're gonna wish you called me up, nigga.

C'mon you guys, I'm being totally cereal here.
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Nov 26, 2012 3:18 AM #798500
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I was just wondering. I have a friend who used to be an avid custom-weapons maker himself. His pride and joy was an actual size Cloud's Buster Sword made out of cardboard, a mop handle, wireframes, and cement. We used it as a prop for the school play a long time ago.

That sounds like it would take fucking forever.
If I wanted to put real money and time into constructing something really nice and durable. I would use yoga padding and fiber glass rods as a base.

I do LARP in the sense that I make foam swords and sword fight people. But I don't actually role play with it.

Truth is, I really prefer the wooden alternatives. But, you get less variety in weapon type "because they're hard to find" and my previously expressed reason why I train with wooden ones less.
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Nov 26, 2012 3:26 AM #798507
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Well he didn't exactly build it to last, he was just experimenting and when we came over to his place to rehearse it was sort of just sitting there. "We should totally use THIS." was the most obvious word of choice.

And I'm one of those people who'll call LARP-ing gay, but find myself thinking of a reason to resist shouting LIGHTNING at someone in broad daylight. It's hilarious.

Yeah actually role playing it can be really gay for a few reasons.
1: Most people are really bad at roleplaying.
2: As stated a lot of people are naturally competitive "whether they realize it or not" and will do dick things like throwing paper balls yelling LIGHTNING BOLT to win.
3: There's often pre established rules, that no one wants to follow. Or have no yield in an actual sword fight.


What I'd do with all my sword fighting buddies is organize games "Like capture the flag" when training got boring.
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Nov 26, 2012 3:29 AM #798510
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Yeah actually role playing it can be really gay for a few reasons.
1: Most people are really bad at roleplaying.
2: As stated a lot of people are naturally competitive "whether they realize it or not" and will do dick things like throwing paper balls yelling LIGHTNING BOLT to win.
3: There's often pre established rules, that no one wants to follow. Or have no yield in an actual sword fight.


What I'd do with all my sword fighting buddies is organize games "Like capture the flag" when training got boring.


The first rule covers the other rules, and is also the only reason why role playing in anything is shit.
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Nov 26, 2012 3:31 AM #798513
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The first rule covers the other rules, and is also the only reason why role playing in anything is shit.


Anyone can learn to roleplay.
First I would reccomend someone pick a type of character they can relate to, so it's not too hard a stretch to pretend to be them.
Most peoples problem is "my character is 6'6 wields a 2 1/2 hand sword and totally doesn't have a tiny wang."

In general I don't let people use weapons they couldn't use in reality.
Because some fat bastard whose 5'5 swinging around 2 claymores is really annoying.
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Nov 26, 2012 3:35 AM #798518
The rules in my games are indisputable and everyone has to follow them.
If not fuck off.

Usually the first rule is

1: Don't get mad.
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Nov 26, 2012 3:42 AM #798528
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The rules in my games are indisputable and everyone has to follow them.
If not fuck off.

Usually the first rule is

1: Don't get mad.


The image of you(or at least what i imagine you to be) behind an upset participant with youre styrophoam sword going
Umad..? All serious and menacing is whats in my head right now
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Nov 26, 2012 3:44 AM #798530
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The image of you(or at least what i imagine you to be) behind an upset participant with youre styrophoam sword going
Umad..? All serious and menacing is whats in my head right now


Well, I can't change how you perceive things.
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Nov 26, 2012 3:55 AM #798536
I AM THE SWALLOWER OF WORLDS! I WILL ERASE EVEN THE MOST VIVID OF YOUR MEMORIES! YOU WILL BE A PET IN MY THRONE ROOM, LURKING ABOUT ON ALL FOURS LIKE AN ANIMAL, WITH YOUR EYES GOUGED OUT! YOUR EARS REMOVED! AND YOUR TONGUE SLICED OFF! YOU WILL PANT LIKE AN OBEDIENT DOG FOR ME JUST FOR A DISH OF WATER, SERVED TO YOU AS YOU KISS MY FEET!

YOU WILL OCCUPY YOUR TIME BY BEGGING FOR MERCY I DO NOT HAVE AND WEEPING AT YOUR LOST GLORY! JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS!

AND IF I SHOULD FIND YOU AMUSING ENOUGH, I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND KEEP IT IN A JAR WITH THE REST OF MY COLLECTION!
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Nov 26, 2012 4:14 AM #798548
Are you saying it lacks IMPACT?
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