Quote from HewittShadowkirby would be the guy who's car breaks down in the middle of the road because of a consistent pothole that is always present in front of the bar. He'd rather walk a million miles to the nearest gas station than head in the bar to call for a tow truck because the bar just feels so foreign and awkward, much too awkward for his sensibilities. When he does come in however, he's ironically that much more awkward to the regulars who in their own minds force themselves to stop from stifling into laughter.
Quote from HewittMy original idea was to make VideoGame RPG Character Analogies but now this Bar Analogy is looking to be really tempting to do. I suppose I could put up a poll if and when I make that thread soon but I want to know now, which one seems more appealing? Or if there is any other doable Analogy you guys would like to see me write about?
Quote from HewittHey you know who should be the perfect ddc tag team? flamr and fries
Quote from CronosHow many for me? I am pretty sure I never even leave this thread.
Quote from HewittI think it's kinda obvious, doncha think?
I don't think I need to talk about the cantankerous old sailor who sits in the center of the bar, telling tall tales that might or might not be true. He is completely unapproachable unless you're ready to try some of his homemade "grog" which he swears, he stole from a bunch of cannibalistic tribesmen from the Philippine Islands. If you ask him again 10 mintues later, his story will change: Voodoo Pirates of Madagascar. Ghosts of the Abandoned Ship Graveyard lying underneath Venice. Actually Satanic Tibetan Monks who's bodily fluids extracted were the result of a diet of nothing but ginseng and what appears to be goat shit for the past 20 years was said to be a gift of immortality.
He's also on occasion, seen jeering at the tacky tinted skybox, haphazardly attached on the very top of the bar's interior where he knows Jeff is (on occasion) standing behind it, watching the bar like a hawk. He remembers of far simpler times when a really grotesque mounted animal was hung around where the skybox had originally been, and often sees the unnecessary replacement as a sign of times having changed.
Quote from CronosHow many for me? I am pretty sure I never even leave this thread.
