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Sep 15, 2014 2:05 AM #1243160
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Man I've been feeling great lately. It's almost as if the less I try to score bitches, the more they come to me.

Whenever I go out looking for chicks, I strike out. But the minute I give up, something comes up. And not even that, I legitimately like this one girl, who's kind of dorky, but just enough to be cool. For some reason, I feel like I'm a cool, chill guy, but I just love the social awkwardness a little bit, because It makes me feel protective a little bit.

I don't know, homies. My cold, shivered up soul may be warming up.

That's how it always is. Bitches flock when you aren't looking for them.

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I could give half a fuck what sakked thinks.

What's red, six inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

I was gunna guess your dick when she was on her period.

Also, quick show of hands. Who was here during the merge and which site were you from?
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Sep 15, 2014 2:21 AM #1243170
The merge was Dec 2012, correct?
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Sep 15, 2014 2:22 AM #1243173
I joined during the merge by coincidence only, so I hail from here but associate more with the FA peeps
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Sep 15, 2014 2:31 AM #1243177
Naimad read the SPP History thread for the earliest Merge-related Thread
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Sep 15, 2014 2:37 AM #1243178
Ack, forgot about that thread. Thanks, mate.
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Sep 15, 2014 3:11 AM #1243181
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Also, quick show of hands. Who was here during the merge and which site were you from?


I'm a neutral party like Drone, except I'm much more netural. I came here to talk and not animate. But I lurked FA and SP extensively during the Merge era before signing up.

I also briefly joined the WL-ers who left FA but never intended to come to SP specifically to write. Then the WL appeared in SP and well it was there so I just tried to make it work.

Now I'm a god there loljk
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Sep 15, 2014 4:20 AM #1243198
I have Hewitt sorted already. I'm trying to get more current members added into the story so it's more relatable to the people here.

Most of the people in it now have left.
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Sep 15, 2014 4:42 AM #1243203
I'm from FA. Make me a main character.
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Sep 15, 2014 4:42 AM #1243204
That's the trouble, isn't it? Writing as fast as you are able to hold the attention of those concerned. Lemme tell ya, I originally had 2 other ideas for what was suppose to be a story about the new mods, but I was hosting stuff at the time and then-mods Sacred, Devour, and Zed stepped down not to mention a few others like Xero disappeared. I'm still looking to implement that tale someday but its just not happening now
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Sep 15, 2014 4:49 AM #1243207
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I'm from FA. Make me a main character.
suck my dick. You will die next
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Sep 15, 2014 4:54 AM #1243209
Smile is like, mid-tier fodder. He gets single-sentence backstory privileges.
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Sep 15, 2014 5:20 AM #1243213
I would argue that I'm significant enough to warrant multiple flashbacks and be made three-dimensional.
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Sep 15, 2014 5:29 AM #1243215
Not in Ashlander's eyes.

You're pretty important with me. Who would you like to have a clash against?
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Sep 15, 2014 5:43 AM #1243218
Drone, because he seems to be the protagonist.
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Sep 15, 2014 5:50 AM #1243221
Orly? Well, Drone volunteered to be a prologue placeholder that I much I can say, but ther's a whole bunch of cooler people to write about later on