Quote from Captain CookMan I've been feeling great lately. It's almost as if the less I try to score bitches, the more they come to me.
Whenever I go out looking for chicks, I strike out. But the minute I give up, something comes up. And not even that, I legitimately like this one girl, who's kind of dorky, but just enough to be cool. For some reason, I feel like I'm a cool, chill guy, but I just love the social awkwardness a little bit, because It makes me feel protective a little bit.
I don't know, homies. My cold, shivered up soul may be warming up.
That's how it always is. Bitches flock when you aren't looking for them.
Quote from Captain CookI could give half a fuck what sakked thinks.
What's red, six inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
I was gunna guess your dick when she was on her period.
Also, quick show of hands. Who was here during the merge and which site were you from?