Nigga. Anime is actually short for the Japanese word "Animéshon" which translates to animation. So technically, all animation is anime. So if you animate at all, that means YOU'RE lame MWAHAHA. I rest my case.
So what you are in fact telling me is Spongebob Squarepants is an anime? Not just any anime, but one of the most popular animes in history? As is The Simpsons and Freakazoid?
Because while those may be animated, my nigga, they are not anime.
I feel embaressed for you. You the kind of nigga to give your unlocked phone to your crush and whisper in her ear, 'I trust you'. The kind of awkward nigga to scream when the teacher turns off the lights before playing a film.
I bet you smell like disappointment & Funyuns.
Get out of my sight with your stupid ass.