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May 15, 2015 4:04 PM #1362089
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Oh, Azure, shoot up a link of your first twat, Im not good with search engines.


Cousin Jenny behind the barn, I believe?
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May 15, 2015 4:07 PM #1362093
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Probably the best angle to get all of it, since it wraps around a bit.
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May 15, 2015 4:10 PM #1362095
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Probably the best angle to get all of it, since it wraps around a bit.

That's actually really badass
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May 15, 2015 4:11 PM #1362097
Oh, look who is back from his supposed exile, that lasted less than an hour. I knew you wouldn't go, you liar.

Azure, Are those scorpions or dragons or thorns?
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May 15, 2015 4:12 PM #1362098
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Cousin Jenny behind the barn, I believe?



I wish I had female cousins, all the gatherings and funerals would've been so much more interesting
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May 15, 2015 4:12 PM #1362099
Hey guys I just got released from the hospital from a elergic reaction to idk wut but I basically was in hell last night... My right eyes still a bit swollen... Tips on helping my leg not hurt like a bitch from epi pens...
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May 15, 2015 4:15 PM #1362100
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I wish I had female cousins, all the gatherings and funerals would've been so much more interesting


True. At the very least, your uncles would have left you alone.

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Hey guys I just got released from the hospital from a elergic reaction to idk wut but I basically was in hell last night... My right eyes still a bit swollen... Tips on helping my leg not hurt like a bitch from epi pens...


First thing you do is get your doctors to find out what your allergic to. That could actually save your life. You won't always have access to a doctor, and you need to know what to avoid.

Second thing is to never say 'elergic' again.
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May 15, 2015 4:16 PM #1362101
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Oh, look who is back from his supposed exile, that lasted less than an hour. I knew you wouldn't go, you liar.

Azure, Are those scorpions or dragons or thorns?


It's a tribal scorpion. It tends to be easier to identify when looking directly at it, but the view from the back makes it a bit more awkward. Anyways, the part closest is the tail, a claw is seen in the mirror and the visible part of my arm (towards the wrist), and the head is below the claws (if the body is a j, then the head would be in the area where the dot is).
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May 15, 2015 4:16 PM #1362102
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God damn, calm the fuck down Nish, I understand where you're coming from, but you like to take things overboard. It's an inside joke to Azure of something he posted on the picture thread during Halloween last year. I was not talking to you, neither did I ask for your help, so I have no clue why you're getting so mad over something that was not even meant for you.

If someone willingly chooses to make the dumb choice of fucking with a moderator for fun, let them. Anyways. chances are you are going to try and fight back with me so I'm just going to go on another chat thread hiatus and leave. I guess people like me aren't welcome among the 30 year olds that like calling kids names over the internet. Bye


Ye, it's our fault you're fucking retarded.

Yes, please leave.

Do you know why you never see 14 year olds hanging out with grown men? Because the grown men will distance themselves from the child, because he's nothing but hypercompressed autism, edginess and cringiness.
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May 15, 2015 4:17 PM #1362103
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It's a tribal scorpion. It tends to be easier to identify when looking directly at it, but the view from the back makes it a bit more awkward. Anyways, the part closest is the tail, a claw is seen in the mirror and the visible part of my arm (towards the wrist), and the head is below the claws (if the body is a j, then the head would be in the area where the dot is).


All joking aside, it actually looks very cool. How long did it take you to get that done, and is it normally done in one sitting?
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May 15, 2015 4:19 PM #1362104
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True. At the very least, your uncles would have left you alone.


Left me alone? What kind of a bitch beta bottom boy do you take me for? I was always the top alpha male, since the very first intercourse
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May 15, 2015 4:21 PM #1362107
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Left me alone? What kind of a bitch beta bottom boy do you take me for? I was always the top alpha male, since the very first intercourse


Yeah, reverse cowgirl is a pretty good position.
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May 15, 2015 4:21 PM #1362108
You know it, that's how I gotnthese massive quads
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May 15, 2015 4:22 PM #1362109
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Do you know why you never see 14 year olds hanging out with grown men? Because the grown men will distance themselves from the child, because he's nothing but hypercompressed autism, edginess and cringiness.


yet here you are, on a forum whose average age is just barely above 14. technically we're the odd ones out.
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May 15, 2015 4:23 PM #1362110
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All joking aside, it actually looks very cool. How long did it take you to get that done, and is it normally done in one sitting?


For this one in particular, it took about two hours, both the stenciling and shading together. It was a simple fill tattoo, so there was no real special needs to be done (such as using multiple colors, gradients, etc.). I got it pretty cheap, like $30 from a friend of my mom's almost 4 years ago, a week after I turned 16.

With large tattoos, or tattoos that require a lot of detailing, usually they'll take a loooong period of time, ore require several return trips. Sometimes you'll also get follow ups on tattoos in case you're not totally satisfied. Since I'm thinking of getting a new one (as previously mentioned, the word Scorpio beneath this one), I'm thinking about how I'd make it fit into a sleeve, if I choose to get one in the future. I'm a huge fan of tattoos, but being in the culinary industry, they're risky to get since certain establishments don't approve of visible tattoos.