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Apr 6, 2014 8:58 PM #1184574
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I was under the impression you were collectively referring to both as the "rock" because you were sort of pressing them down so that each of your nipple was on each of my eyelid.


Your eyes must be pretty far apart.

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I love that show.


Can never find it on TV here, but I have been planning on finding it online, looks pretty good.
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Apr 6, 2014 9:36 PM #1184577
just download it you plebeian.
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Apr 6, 2014 10:52 PM #1184586
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just download it you plebeian.


XD said by a man
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Apr 7, 2014 1:16 AM #1184616
Wrestlemania's match outcomes disappoint me, namely Brey Wyatt vs John Cena.
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Apr 7, 2014 1:19 AM #1184617
I just watched Sharknado. What bullshit. I know there are bad movies, and there are bad movies that are good, but Sharknado was just disappointing. Never mind the wonky science (throwing gas into a pool and lighting it up causes it to EXPLODE). Never mind the cliche'd plot, the stale characters, and the forced acting. Never mind that the sharks were all rendered in ridiculously obvious CGI. The movie failed to showcase the one thing that makes it awesome: the actual Sharknado.

I can't believe SyFy would stoop this low. There are only 2 instances where we get to see the Sharknado: the intro---which has nothing to do with the plot of the movie. It was just some kind of cutaway to explain that it's coming and to tell us that "this movie has a sharknado...wait for it". And the 2nd appearance is in the FINAL battle. What. Even worse is the footage for the final battle appearances make up the bulk of the trailer. I've never felt so betrayed by a bad movie. God.

Also. Padding! Ridiculous, unnecessary, padding. Sharknado could've just lasted 30 minutes and it wouldn't have changed a thing! Moreso, these paddings have NOTHING to do with sharks OR tornadoes. Syfy wtf.
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Apr 7, 2014 1:22 AM #1184618
We can be disappointed together.

Hold me.
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Apr 7, 2014 1:34 AM #1184624
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I just watched Sharknado. What bullshit. I know there are bad movies, and there are bad movies that are good, but Sharknado was just disappointing. Never mind the wonky science (throwing gas into a pool and lighting it up causes it to EXPLODE). Never mind the cliche'd plot, the stale characters, and the forced acting. Never mind that the sharks were all rendered in ridiculously obvious CGI. The movie failed to showcase the one thing that makes it awesome: the actual Sharknado.

I can't believe SyFy would stoop this low. There are only 2 instances where we get to see the Sharknado: the intro---which has nothing to do with the plot of the movie. It was just some kind of cutaway to explain that it's coming and to tell us that "this movie has a sharknado...wait for it". And the 2nd appearance is in the FINAL battle. What. Even worse is the footage for the final battle appearances make up the bulk of the trailer. I've never felt so betrayed by a bad movie. God.

Also. Padding! Ridiculous, unnecessary, padding. Sharknado could've just lasted 30 minutes and it wouldn't have changed a thing! Moreso, these paddings have NOTHING to do with sharks OR tornadoes. Syfy wtf.

aw man, it's like they were thinking "how can we make the viewers hate this movie more?"
I never watched the movie, tbh, it's on netflix annnd I've eyed it many times, but from all the stuff I've heard, I probably never will watch it.
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Apr 7, 2014 1:34 AM #1184625
It's one of those movies that tries to be so bad it's good like The Room or Birdemic, but to make one of those movies you can't be trying to make it.
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Apr 7, 2014 1:35 AM #1184626
I stopped caring about wrestlemania since Eddie Guerrero kicked the bucket.

The last great wrestlemania match was the benoit, HBK, HHH rematch. But fuck if wwe remembers it that way. Apparently HHH jumped out of the ring while HBK tapped to an invisible submission move from nowhere.

Also there's this user called Justino that I keep mistaking for you Jutsu. Everytime he posts I keep thinking: Jutsu?! In the RHG section?!
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Apr 7, 2014 1:41 AM #1184628
Why did they choose Los Angeles? New York is much better for disasters, godzillas, tsunamis, sandstorms, aliens, sharks, zombies, dinosaurs, robots... You know... These things that kill people.
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Apr 7, 2014 1:51 AM #1184632
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Also there's this user called Justino that I keep mistaking for you Jutsu. Everytime he posts I keep thinking: Jutsu?! In the RHG section?!


Don't accept any substitutes.

I am the genuine article.
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Apr 7, 2014 1:52 AM #1184633
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It's one of those movies that tries to be so bad it's good like The Room or Birdemic, but to make one of those movies you can't be trying to make it.


As a "bad movie", Sharknado was okay. I personally admire it as a case study on today's iGeneration as it is probably one of the first films to be promoted solely on viral internet videos. And it worked. The fact that I was hyped and pumped proves that. It's also got its redeeming qualities. A Good Bad Movie weans some form of comedic value because of how terrible it is. That or the bad was intentional. The Room is irredeemable. It shows none of those qualities whatsoever.

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aw man, it's like they were thinking "how can we make the viewers hate this movie more?"
I never watched the movie, tbh, it's on netflix annnd I've eyed it many times, but from all the stuff I've heard, I probably never will watch it.


I'm just saying that if you're planning to watch Sharknado for the Sharknado, prepare the be disappointed. But in itself, it's still a pretty funny flick if you're a riffer or just looking for something silly to watch on a saturday night.

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Why did they choose Los Angeles? New York is much better for disasters, godzillas, tsunamis, sandstorms, aliens, sharks, zombies, dinosaurs, robots... You know... These things that kill people.


Duh. It's set in Cali because Cali has SURFING. And our protagonist is a SURFER! And he uses his surfing knowledge to predict when the waves of an intercity turnpike is going to appear, timing it right so he can drive through them where many have failed. He also apparently knows that the tornadoes are actually waterspouts but doesn't explain how the waterspouts can carry the fucking sharks!

Fuck! I can write an entire rant about this movie. It's just that bad XD
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Apr 7, 2014 1:55 AM #1184636
The Undertaker lost.

I am so done with WWE.

It is the worst wrestlemania that has ever been.
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Apr 7, 2014 2:02 AM #1184639
Omfg. Of all the people to fall Taker.

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO
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Apr 7, 2014 2:06 AM #1184642
It was awful.

Really awful.

Edit: There's nothing quite like watching one of your childhood hero's get his life and career arbitrarily tossed into the air.

My heart dropped out. Literally droves of fans are walking out of the arena.