Pacquiao won because he cheated.

Proof.

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Pacquiao won because he cheated.

Does the fact that my Mum has never cursed one of my opponents mean she doesn't love me?

No, your mother doesn't love you because you touch yourself at night.

Queerface.

Hey, don't get mad just because I prefer to jerk it instead of having to deal with your needy ass. "Take me here", "Why don't you introduce me to your friends", "Why do you stay out late drinking", urgghhhhhh.

Oh it's not like I'm missing out, but thanks for the free meals and lackluster sexual encounters.

Btw I stole some of your Xanax before I left.

Eh, nothing wrong with being a selfish lover if it's a one night stand with some club-rat. In hindsight returning your messages was a rookie mistake, how did you even get my number that night?...

Oh, so now this is all about me then huh!?

Dance monkey dance.

Hey, you were the one who always made it about you you thieving minger.

Common... You're not stringing anyone along, we all know your putting on one of your 'shows', but if you haven't noticed, it's been quiet around here. So I might as well join in and get some cheap lolz. That, and it's better to keep you here instead of letting you degrade the economy thread...

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Hey, you were the one who always made it about you you thieving minger.

C'mon... You're not stringing anyone along, we all know your putting on one of your 'shows', but if you haven't noticed, it's been quiet around here. So I might as well join in and get some cheap lolz. That, and it's better to keep you here instead of letting you degrade the economy thread...

Fixed.

I thought we were talking about how your mother doesn't love you.

Wow, you're really not on your A-game tonight are you.

I like to think the constant beatings are really for character building like she says, but I'm starting to have doubts...

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Does the fact that my Mum has never cursed one of my opponents mean she doesn't love me?

No. It's the fact that she hasn't called upon the spaghetti monster to put pebbles inside your gloves.

Quote from Smile

No. It's the fact that she hasn't called upon the spaghetti monster to put pebbles inside your gloves.

This is probably the greatest thing you've ever said.

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This is probably the greatest thing you've ever said.

I'm not sure how to feel about that.

So how about that Lauren Mayberry, huh?