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Are there any dead SP members like
dead?
Just wondering. I dont want any of you fuckers to be gone.

*war flashbacks of Lixu and that other guy who animated in 3D*

Besides those two I think everyone's alive and well

Quote from Sacred

I believe in my lord and savior Jesus Christ. If you are not afraid to admit it, paste it to your post.

fuck you you white honkey nordic nigga bitch

The Lord Gunnii is back

How often do you visit us anyways

Pretty rarely, got a little time off because of Easters.

I bet Jesus was very muscular, he was a carpenter before the whole son of god thing. I'm not sure I'd want to fuck with him, he spent all day either traveling mostly on foot great distances across crudely made roads or paths and or constructing houses for people during a time that it could be really dangerous *Mostly by hand*. Not to mention the time he lived in was dangerous as hell.

Think about it. How did humanity even make it as far as it has? In the time of Christ, we would be totally fucked if a deadly snake or spider bit us. Or getting pricked by a copper nail and the blood infection kills. A passing traveler on the road coughs on us and we die by bleeding out of our eye sockets and assholes. I mean for fucks sake, most people would die just from falling into the water, because swimming technique wasn't really common knowledge. God forbid the Romans throw you into a burlap sack with a snake a dog and a monkey, tie it shut and throw you into the river. The best outcome one could hope for is that the snake bites the monkey, the dog kills the snake and you drown to death with mans best friend.

I digress, don't fuck with Jesus. I'd wager he knew how to handle himself.

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I bet Jesus was very muscular, he was a carpenter before the whole son of god thing. I'm not sure I'd want to fuck with him, he spent all day either traveling mostly on foot great distances across crudely made roads or paths and or constructing houses for people during a time that it could be really dangerous *Mostly by hand*. Not to mention the time he lived in was dangerous as hell.

Think about it. How did humanity even make it as far as it has? In the time of Christ, we would be totally fucked if a deadly snake or spider bit us. Or getting pricked by a copper nail and the blood infection kills. A passing traveler on the road coughs on us and we die by bleeding out of our eye sockets and assholes. I mean for fucks sake, most people would die just from falling into the water, because swimming technique wasn't really common knowledge. God forbid the Romans throw you into a burlap sack with a snake a dog and a monkey, tie it shut and throw you into the river. The best outcome one could hope for is that the snake bites the monkey, the dog kills the snake and you drown to death with mans best friend.

I digress, don't fuck with Jesus. I'd wager he knew how to handle himself.

"i'm gonna hulk and bust out of this thing"

Quote from Jutsu

I bet Jesus was very muscular, he was a carpenter before the whole son of god thing. I'm not sure I'd want to fuck with him, he spent all day either traveling mostly on foot great distances across crudely made roads or paths and or constructing houses for people during a time that it could be really dangerous *Mostly by hand*. Not to mention the time he lived in was dangerous as hell.

Think about it. How did humanity even make it as far as it has? In the time of Christ, we would be totally fucked if a deadly snake or spider bit us. Or getting pricked by a copper nail and the blood infection kills. A passing traveler on the road coughs on us and we die by bleeding out of our eye sockets and assholes. I mean for fucks sake, most people would die just from falling into the water, because swimming technique wasn't really common knowledge. God forbid the Romans throw you into a burlap sack with a snake a dog and a monkey, tie it shut and throw you into the river. The best outcome one could hope for is that the snake bites the monkey, the dog kills the snake and you drown to death with mans best friend.

I digress, don't fuck with Jesus. I'd wager he knew how to handle himself.

10/10 post all around, but I just had to sig part of your post out of context ;)

But not to mention, Jesus totally survived in the desert without food or water for forty days. That's straight up badass.

^this is why we love Jesus

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I bet Jesus was very muscular, he was a carpenter before the whole son of god thing. I'm not sure I'd want to fuck with him, he spent all day either traveling mostly on foot great distances across crudely made roads or paths and or constructing houses for people during a time that it could be really dangerous *Mostly by hand*. Not to mention the time he lived in was dangerous as hell.

Think about it. How did humanity even make it as far as it has? In the time of Christ, we would be totally fucked if a deadly snake or spider bit us. Or getting pricked by a copper nail and the blood infection kills. A passing traveler on the road coughs on us and we die by bleeding out of our eye sockets and assholes. I mean for fucks sake, most people would die just from falling into the water, because swimming technique wasn't really common knowledge. God forbid the Romans throw you into a burlap sack with a snake a dog and a monkey, tie it shut and throw you into the river. The best outcome one could hope for is that the snake bites the monkey, the dog kills the snake and you drown to death with mans best friend.

I digress, don't fuck with Jesus. I'd wager he knew how to handle himself.

Pretty sure the carpenter you meant was his father, Joseph.

Tho
You cant fuck with him, nor God. God doesnt have any wife, so he chose two couple to be married and recieve his boy. And then become a father.


Wait a sex
Thats like, using two couples to get a baby when you dont want to get married.

Naw, son. Jesus was a carpenter too. Being the son of God was no excuse to slack around the house.

Oh.
Well if he was to slack around the house God wont consider him his son anymore...unless he is told to do so.


Idk why Katy Perry's latest song Dark Horse makes me think that it's twerk music.

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But not to mention, Jesus totally survived in the desert without food or water for forty days. That's straight up badass.

yeah that totally happened. Totally.

str8 up no doubt.

Quote from Salt

Oh god. I wasn't even around when Lixu passed away. You know sometimes I think, what if I die in real life, will the people I've known and grown attached to on the internet ever know? Or will I just "disappear" from the forums, with people hoping I would return someday.

Thats the most heartbreaking thought

We would never know if you died. I bet a lot of old members are dead, and nobody knows. And in some cases nor do they care. And it's even more likely nobody would sit back and think where'd that one member go to all that time ago because you'll have been forgotten like thousands of people on this site.